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For some reference, I’ll provide what I wore that night
Dont take this as “chad ramblings” as I am very imperfect and wouldn’t really sniff htn+ without invasive surgery
The night starts in my dorm room where I take 9 shots, 9 dabs and win a brawlhalla (platinum: 1800 elo) game after each one (9-9-9 chal.)
I complete it and go on the train with my 2 friends
I walk in, to the first level and aside from the occasional dreadhead, and am taller than around 95%.
On the dance floor, a promiscuous mtb motioned me over which lead to me caging hard at myself while jestering and dancing with her. Eventually got the job done and that was it
On the second floor, I meet a dummy thick ltb who gave me her number, job already finished at this point because she straight up asked me to go to her place after we leave
The only provlem is me not having 100 dollars to spend on Ubers to and from hers
I take the train home and drunk drive my ass to her apartment 15 miles away. Best fucking drive of my life
She yaps, I smoke her weed, we fuck, pure euphoria for an insecure fairly dedicated 18 year old looksmaxxer who grew up really fat and missing out on social events during high school
Sorry if this caused pain to anyone
TLDR; pls club if you’re LTN+ and willing to drink alcohol, really is easier than it seems
Dont take this as “chad ramblings” as I am very imperfect and wouldn’t really sniff htn+ without invasive surgery
The night starts in my dorm room where I take 9 shots, 9 dabs and win a brawlhalla (platinum: 1800 elo) game after each one (9-9-9 chal.)
I complete it and go on the train with my 2 friends
I walk in, to the first level and aside from the occasional dreadhead, and am taller than around 95%.
On the dance floor, a promiscuous mtb motioned me over which lead to me caging hard at myself while jestering and dancing with her. Eventually got the job done and that was it
On the second floor, I meet a dummy thick ltb who gave me her number, job already finished at this point because she straight up asked me to go to her place after we leave
The only provlem is me not having 100 dollars to spend on Ubers to and from hers
I take the train home and drunk drive my ass to her apartment 15 miles away. Best fucking drive of my life
She yaps, I smoke her weed, we fuck, pure euphoria for an insecure fairly dedicated 18 year old looksmaxxer who grew up really fat and missing out on social events during high school
Sorry if this caused pain to anyone
TLDR; pls club if you’re LTN+ and willing to drink alcohol, really is easier than it seems
