recessed_monkey
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I was at a school event today and some mother fucker really pissed me the fuck off. The entire week before this, he was complaining (compliment fishing) about his height, about how squats are harder for him because he's so tall, some other bullshit etc.
And at one point, he was talking about his girlfriend (HMTN, 5'0" (152 cm)). And I said to him, "would she date you if you were 5'8"? What if you where average height?" He goes "probably. I mean she's 5"".
So I explain to him, very eloquently, very clearly, that height could possibly matter even more to her, because if she has a kid with someone who is taller by only say 4 inches, he's gonna be 5' 2" with practically 0 chance at reproduction, but she could save her genes by reproducing with a very top % height (he's top 1% height, for example), to give her kid a fighting chance with average genes (on a subconscious evolutionary level).
And this shit went way over his fucking head, somehow. He goes "well, I don't care about my kids love life, so that doesn't matter." HOW RETARDED ARE YOU. And mind you, I presented this theory in a very coherent, intelligent way. He has NO IDEA how much height is helping him. I asked him what his ideal height would be, and he said "probably 6', or 6' 2". Holy fuck.
And at one point, he was talking about his girlfriend (HMTN, 5'0" (152 cm)). And I said to him, "would she date you if you were 5'8"? What if you where average height?" He goes "probably. I mean she's 5"".
So I explain to him, very eloquently, very clearly, that height could possibly matter even more to her, because if she has a kid with someone who is taller by only say 4 inches, he's gonna be 5' 2" with practically 0 chance at reproduction, but she could save her genes by reproducing with a very top % height (he's top 1% height, for example), to give her kid a fighting chance with average genes (on a subconscious evolutionary level).
And this shit went way over his fucking head, somehow. He goes "well, I don't care about my kids love life, so that doesn't matter." HOW RETARDED ARE YOU. And mind you, I presented this theory in a very coherent, intelligent way. He has NO IDEA how much height is helping him. I asked him what his ideal height would be, and he said "probably 6', or 6' 2". Holy fuck.