7 x 7 = 49 is more attractive than you

[Deroga]

You wake up on a Saturday morning and look in the mirror.

"Hey I look pretty good today"

Your topical tret seems to be working and that applying that sea urchin semen serum from @chudpiller seems to be working.

You decide to take out your TikTok and select an audio.

2 On 1 seems like a good thirst trap song.

You take 30 minutes to record the clip to make sure you look good and go on ur tippy toes near a door for even more appeal.

And post.

You put ur phone down and go on with ur day until around 8 hours later when you open it.

You see some notifications, and find out its a bunch of ur friends clowning you, an egirl who copy pastes "lemme syd" on every video, and a bunch of 13 yo asking if they have potential.

You decide to cope and scroll on FYP only to see an edit of 7 x 7 = 49

It has millions of likes and girls asking to link, fuck, and suck a numbers dick.

You realize it's over and girls like a literal constant over you.

It's over.

 

[true.perso.chad]

You wake up on a Saturday morning and look in the mirror.

"Hey I look pretty good today"

Your topical tret seems to be working and that applying that sea urchin semen serum from @chudpiller seems to be working.

You decide to take out your TikTok and select an audio.

2 On 1 seems like a good thirst trap song.

You take 30 minutes to record the clip to make sure you look good and go on ur tippy toes near a door for even more appeal.

And post.

You put ur phone down and go on with ur day until around 8 hours later when you open it.

You see some notifications, and find out its a bunch of ur friends clowning you, an egirl who copy pastes "lemme syd" on every video, and a bunch of 13 yo asking if they have potential.

You decide to cope and scroll on FYP only to see an edit of 7 x 7 = 49

It has millions of likes and girls asking to link, fuck, and suck a numbers dick.

You realize it's over and girls like a literal constant over you.

It's over.

mirin the post

 

[copeuntilumakeit]

You wake up on a Saturday morning and look in the mirror.

"Hey I look pretty good today"

Your topical tret seems to be working and that applying that sea urchin semen serum from @chudpiller seems to be working.

You decide to take out your TikTok and select an audio.

2 On 1 seems like a good thirst trap song.

You take 30 minutes to record the clip to make sure you look good and go on ur tippy toes near a door for even more appeal.

And post.

You put ur phone down and go on with ur day until around 8 hours later when you open it.

You see some notifications, and find out its a bunch of ur friends clowning you, an egirl who copy pastes "lemme syd" on every video, and a bunch of 13 yo asking if they have potential.

You decide to cope and scroll on FYP only to see an edit of 7 x 7 = 49

It has millions of likes and girls asking to link, fuck, and suck a numbers dick.

You realize it's over and girls like a literal constant over you.

It's over.

and the i (&) walk in

 

[Deroga]

and the i (&) walk in

Then √ emerges and cucks both of them

Always a bigger fish.

 

[Tttopgtoni]

The girls wouldn't do shit with those numbers off the internet tho

 

[justine]

You wake up on a Saturday morning and look in the mirror.

"Hey I look pretty good today"

Your topical tret seems to be working and that applying that sea urchin semen serum from @chudpiller seems to be working.

You decide to take out your TikTok and select an audio.

2 On 1 seems like a good thirst trap song.

You take 30 minutes to record the clip to make sure you look good and go on ur tippy toes near a door for even more appeal.

And post.

You put ur phone down and go on with ur day until around 8 hours later when you open it.

You see some notifications, and find out its a bunch of ur friends clowning you, an egirl who copy pastes "lemme syd" on every video, and a bunch of 13 yo asking if they have potential.

You decide to cope and scroll on FYP only to see an edit of 7 x 7 = 49

It has millions of likes and girls asking to link, fuck, and suck a numbers dick.

You realize it's over and girls like a literal constant over you.

It's over.

 

[chudpiller]

Does anyone actually understand this trend

 

[Deroga]

Does anyone actually understand this trend

The angular curves on the numbers must remind them of Chad's jaw angle and hunter eyes.

Br0tal that beckies will prefer anything that reminds them of chad OVER YOU

 

[Chud1505]

You wake up on a Saturday morning and look in the mirror.

"Hey I look pretty good today"

Your topical tret seems to be working and that applying that sea urchin semen serum from @chudpiller seems to be working.

You decide to take out your TikTok and select an audio.

2 On 1 seems like a good thirst trap song.

You take 30 minutes to record the clip to make sure you look good and go on ur tippy toes near a door for even more appeal.

And post.

You put ur phone down and go on with ur day until around 8 hours later when you open it.

You see some notifications, and find out its a bunch of ur friends clowning you, an egirl who copy pastes "lemme syd" on every video, and a bunch of 13 yo asking if they have potential.

You decide to cope and scroll on FYP only to see an edit of 7 x 7 = 49

It has millions of likes and girls asking to link, fuck, and suck a numbers dick.

You realize it's over and girls like a literal constant over you.

It's over.

Notice how it's always about 7x7 = 49, 8x8 = 64 or 9x9 = 81? Life starts at 7