TheGreatDetective
The Witch of Truth
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Now, whether they’re interesting isn’t a prerequisite for me, because that’s not what determines how long a relationship is going to last. For me what matters is virginity, shared core values, and long term goals
The problem is these bitches are boring AND hoes

Realistically, most of us will have to choose between the unfunny boring hoe, or the funny, bubbly hoe that shares similar hobbies and interests
'So what do you like?'
'Traveling, a good book (aka dark romance slop), the beach, and sunsets!'
'Take me out on a sushi date!'
'I love acaí and bubble tea'
'I love animals!'
'I'm a yapper'
'I really enjoy going to concerts.'
'The Office and Fleabag'
Her room will look something like this
You might also get this version with the tapestry (Bonus points if it also has these kinds of string lights and polaroid pics)
She will also complain about boring conversation while having the personality of a nigga with foidslayer in his name and a sub 1 PTR
Hoes be talking about boring convos and then they hit you with the 1000 yard SSRI stare when you talk about anything that goes beyond the most slop TV show you've ever seen. Get yo bitchass out of my face
Tagging Gs
@Big Boss @crypsis @Former Shortcel
The problem is these bitches are boring AND hoes
Realistically, most of us will have to choose between the unfunny boring hoe, or the funny, bubbly hoe that shares similar hobbies and interests
'So what do you like?'
'Traveling, a good book (aka dark romance slop), the beach, and sunsets!'
'Take me out on a sushi date!'
'I love acaí and bubble tea'
'I love animals!'
'I'm a yapper'
'I really enjoy going to concerts.'
'The Office and Fleabag'
Her room will look something like this
You might also get this version with the tapestry (Bonus points if it also has these kinds of string lights and polaroid pics)
She will also complain about boring conversation while having the personality of a nigga with foidslayer in his name and a sub 1 PTR
Hoes be talking about boring convos and then they hit you with the 1000 yard SSRI stare when you talk about anything that goes beyond the most slop TV show you've ever seen. Get yo bitchass out of my face
Tagging Gs
@Big Boss @crypsis @Former Shortcel
