A 3rd boomer asked me if im married

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Retarted Boomer- “Buh muh..are you married son?”

Jamal- “ No sir I’m only 18”.


Retarted Boomer- “This is the best time of your life right now because you have no responsibilities. When you’re running a family you’ll be very busy And you definitely have no issues getting dates because you’re a muh ‘fine looking young man’.

Jamal- You bet!


Summary-These boomers think I’m drowning in hoards of sexy wahmen, when that is far far from the reality. Infact boomers tend to sound so jovial speaking about relationships that i want to believe them but my experiences are the polar opposite so I cannot or it would be delusional.

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They just dont understand the hypergamy of today. Back when there was no online dating, womens rights were brand new, and slut shaming was accepted, things were a lot easier
 
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This.

Boomers think just because you're young and/or skinny that you can easily get laid. Girls don't care how young or skinny I am if I'm 5'6".

 
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Retarted Boomer- “Buh muh..are you married son?”

Jamal- “ No sir I’m only 18”.


Retarted Boomer- “This is the best time of your life right now because you have no responsibilities. When you’re running a family you’ll be very busy And you definitely have no issues getting dates because you’re a muh ‘fine looking young man’.

Jamal- You bet!


Summary-These boomers think I’m drowning in hoards of sexy wahmen, when that is far far from the reality. Infact boomers tend to sound so jovial speaking about relationships that i want to believe them but my experiences are the polar opposite so I cannot or it would be delusional.

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Ok here's what you do next time - pull your pants down, wave your dick around then tell them its because you have a big dick, that's why women love you.
 
He is living still in the 80s
 

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