A basic introduction to male sex toys

[Deleted member 3328]

Because a fleshlight imitates the sensations of intercourse much better than a hand

I'll pass. Seems like a burden having to maintain it.

 

[Deleted member 10413]

I'll pass. Seems like a burden having to maintain it.

Depends. If you get something like this than yeah:

But if you get an open ended one the clean up isn't too bad

This is the basic clean up process:
[ISPOILER]

Cleaning And Drying​

Cleanup after using a Quickshot takes just a couple minutes, and way less time than a regular Fleshlight. Just bring it to a sink, remove the sleeve, and rinse it with water until it feels clean.

Or give it a spritz of antimicrobial sex toy cleaner, then rinse it out. Either way, cleaning a Quickshot is fast and easy.
[/ISPOILER]

 

[Uglyandfat]

this is why i dont understand baldcels (who dont have the facial structure of meeks, aka 98%) who shit on finasteride because they want to keep their libido

libido for what? so that you can jerk off and fzck artificial pussy?

just lol

ngl i have no libido due to multiple factors its kind of depressing not being able to relate to people and to look at hot girls and just not give a shit tbh but its also a halo cause I can focus on looksmaxxing in the meantime without being depressed abt it

 

[Deleted member 4612]

Depends. If you get something like this than yeah:

But if you get an open ended one the clean up isn't too bad

This is the basic clean up process:
[ISPOILER]

Cleaning And Drying​

Cleanup after using a Quickshot takes just a couple minutes, and way less time than a regular Fleshlight. Just bring it to a sink, remove the sleeve, and rinse it with water until it feels clean.

Or give it a spritz of antimicrobial sex toy cleaner, then rinse it out. Either way, cleaning a Quickshot is fast and easy.
[/ISPOILER]

where do I but this open ended fleshlight for cheap?

 

[Wallenberg]

Thu

Why the fuck is this gay thread the top of “best of best” for like an eternity now.

THIS IS NOT THE BEST, THIS IS INCELMAXXING WTF. FUCK THIS GAY THREAD

This is good topic and belongs to the best of the best subforum.

 

[Deleted member 10413]

where do I but this open ended fleshlight for cheap?

Theres the offical fleshlight store:

Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage™: The Ultimate Couples Oral Sex Toy

Bring our discreet and clear oral sex aid home with you. During couples' play, observe how you pass through the Clear Vantage without stopping. Take oral sex to new heights of enjoyment. The open-ended sleeve will make cleanup a breeze.

www.fleshlight.com

Its also on amazon but amazon links don't seem to work here
The most I can do is cut the link to get it to go through
If you copy paste that into the search bar it should work

https://www.amazon.com/Fleshlight-Quickshot- Vantage-Couples-Sex/dp/B0161NZJVY/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&m=A2QNK0WYPJPZXM&marketplaceID= ATVPDKIKX0DER&qid=1613747805&s=merchant-items&sr=1-1&th=1

 

[BradAniston]

Theres the offical fleshlight store:

Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage™: The Ultimate Couples Oral Sex Toy

Bring our discreet and clear oral sex aid home with you. During couples' play, observe how you pass through the Clear Vantage without stopping. Take oral sex to new heights of enjoyment. The open-ended sleeve will make cleanup a breeze.

www.fleshlight.com

Its also on amazon but amazon links don't seem to work here

Did you test it ? What about the sensation ?

 

[warpsociety]

Because a fleshlight imitates the sensations of intercourse much better than a hand

Idc if some dude has a fucktoy but “Best Of The Best” on LooksMax? like most people here are rotters and this guide only serves to harm them

 

[Deleted member 10413]

Did you test it ? What about the sensation ?

Not personally but internally it looks like this

Theres like 390 reviews on the official website

Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage™: The Ultimate Couples Oral Sex Toy

Bring our discreet and clear oral sex aid home with you. During couples' play, observe how you pass through the Clear Vantage without stopping. Take oral sex to new heights of enjoyment. The open-ended sleeve will make cleanup a breeze.

www.fleshlight.com

 

[Deleted member 1476]

@Kingkellz how come this isn’t in Best of the Best yet?

 

[Deleted member 6873]

Depends. If you get something like this than yeah:

But if you get an open ended one the clean up isn't too bad

This is the basic clean up process:
[ISPOILER]

Cleaning And Drying​

Cleanup after using a Quickshot takes just a couple minutes, and way less time than a regular Fleshlight. Just bring it to a sink, remove the sleeve, and rinse it with water until it feels clean.

Or give it a spritz of antimicrobial sex toy cleaner, then rinse it out. Either way, cleaning a Quickshot is fast and easy.
[/ISPOILER]

pathetic

 

[Deleted member 6873]

almost a month later and ur shit thread is still mogged son

 

[Deleted member 9355]

extremely sad
being a faggot has more dignity than this
unironically download grindr bruh
you'll feel the touch of a human at least

 

[disillusioned]

Depends. If you get something like this than yeah:

[/ISPOILER]

Don't know if you are interested but I recently ordered this online after hearing lots of people say it's supposedly really good:

The Handy — Sex toy that revolutionizes masturbation

The Handy Stroker - A high-performance interactive stroker designed to bring masturbation into the future. Masturbation powered by the internet.

www.thehandy.com

Basically its an automated stroker that uses plug-in rather than charge/battery (meaning there is no risk of running out during a season). It supposedly also allows you to choose what kinda stroker you use (insofar as its not too large), meaning if you wanted to in theory you could use your quickshot fleshlight in favor of the stroker that comes with the handy. I haven't gotten in the mail yet though, so I can't yet comment on how good it is. It also supposedly can sync up to porn, though that sounds rather gimmicky tbh.

 

[Deleted member 12002]

Dude, this has got to be one of the most depressing things I've ever read in my life. I'd honestly rather be one of those guys who goes around carrying an anime body pillow all day. They actually seem pretty happy.

"Soon it might not be possible to buy toys at all even through online vendors if Covid lockdowns become strict enough, which they very well might. Anybody interested in them should start buying stuff right now while its still possible to do so."
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This is sad. I really hope something good happens for you OP. This is no way for a man to live.

 

[Deleted member 10413]

Dude, this has got to be one of the most depressing things I've ever read in my life. I'd honestly rather be one of those guys who goes around carrying an anime body pillow all day. They actually seem pretty happy.

"Soon it might not be possible to buy toys at all even through online vendors if Covid lockdowns become strict enough, which they very well might. Anybody interested in them should start buying stuff right now while its still possible to do so."
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This is sad. I really hope something good happens for you OP. This is no way for a man to live.

-Hey listen here you have a wife so you might not get it

-But not having a constant source of pussy can drive people crazy. Just look at eliot rodgers or @personalityinkwell. So sometimes its better to replace real vaginal cannals with artificial ones

 

[Deleted member 12002]

-Hey listen here you have a wife so you might not get it

-But not having a constant source of pussy can drive people crazy. Just look at eliot rodgers or @personalityinkwell. So sometimes its better to replace real vaginal cannals with artificial ones

Yeah, but isn't it the lack of a human connection what drives people crazy? I'm not talking about validation. I'm just talking about plain old intimacy. Toys, to me, would only aggravate the gaping hole where intimacy should be. It would highlight it. I might have a little bit of short lived gratification, but at the end of the day I'd just look at all the toys I've got and it would make me want to jump off a bridge.

This is why I say I'd much rather be one of those dudes who pretends he's got an anime gifriend.

I've gone years at a time without sex. I started beating off when I was 11, and got laid the first time (with a hooker) when I was 20. You think I wasn't craving sex like crazy during all those years?

 

[Deleted member 761]

This are not the High quality threads that I expected

 

[Deleted member 10413]

This are not the High quality threads that I expected

It's not what you wanted but it's what you deserve you filthy greycel

 

[Deleted member 10172]

I'll pass. Seems like a burden having to maintain it.

It does because u gotta warm it up, lube it and then u gotta clean it after. But it’s way less expensive than an escort and u save ur dignity

 

[Wallenberg]

If this was a basic introduction to male sex toys, what is a detailed introduction?

 

[Uglyandfat]

-Not even remotely comparable honestly. Its like the difference between 1 and 50

-Stimulating your prostate directly is extremely intense while doing it right below the balls is hardly noticeable

how u know this

 

[Deleted member 10413]

how u know this

Hmm I wonder

 

[Uglyandfat]

Hmm I wonder

my condolences to you

 

[Deleted member 761]

If this was a basic introduction to male sex toys, what is a detailed introduction?

Sex dolls

 

[cd.98]

 

[MiroslavBulldosex]

Buying sex toys as a man = giving up and basically admitting you'll never be anything more than a subhuman.
Jfl, buy yourself an escort if you really wanna spend money, not a fucking butt plug.

 

[disillusioned]

Buying sex toys as a man = giving up and basically admitting you'll never be anything more than a subhuman.

I guess all the couples that use sex toys as a part of their playtime are just "giving up" then.

Usual redpill macho-man nonsense.

 

[Introvertednarc]

I'm sorry, but not even the most sophisticated of sex toys can replace the intimacy and warmth of human to human contact with a woman that you're deeply attracted to. + shoving things in your butt is a slippery slope.

 

[Deleted member 10413]

but not even the most sophisticated of sex toys can replace the intimacy and warmth of human to human contact

It's not about replacing anything. You can use fleshlights and have your "warmth of human to human contact" (its not an either or)

+ shoving things in your butt is a slippery slope.

No one has been able to prove this so good luck trying

 

[disillusioned]

intimacy and warmth of human to human contact with a woman

 

[MiroslavBulldosex]

I guess all the couples that use sex toys as a part of their playtime are just "giving up" then.

Usual redpill macho-man nonsense.

Yeah, couples. Not lonely men.
That's the difference.
Also jfl at u if your girl needs sex toys during sex with you, it means your dick is shit.

 

[oatmeal]

daily bump to this wonderous thread

 

[Deleted member 10172]

If this was a basic introduction to male sex toys, what is a detailed introduction?

 

[Deleted member 10172]

daily bump to this wonderous thread

Anal sex toys lol

 

[Deleted member 10172]

im flattered but im not that gl lol

Lol papa

 

[Deleted member 6873]

Lol papa

lol pube

 

[Deleted member 10536]

"Just look at me, I'm a gigachad and can get any girl I want 24/7, take that, op!"
t. the 95% of this thread. Fucking Pathetic.
Well, guess what? Some people are ugly and no girl will ever bat an eye to them.
So much coping, too, jfl.
Just don't be an ugly incel lmeo teehee, what hurt your feelings sweetie?
Last place I expected this to see at. Same shit with make up.
Sometime this site makes no sense and seems like everyone is a bluepilled soydditor.

 

[getra]

"Just look at me, I'm a gigachad and can get any girl I want 24/7, take that, op!"
t. the 95% of this thread. Fucking Pathetic.
Well, guess what? Some people are ugly and no girl will ever bat an eye to them.
So much coping, too, jfl.
Just don't be an ugly incel lmeo teehee, what hurt your feelings sweetie?
Last place I expected this to see at. Same shit with make up.
Sometime this site makes no sense and seems like everyone is a bluepilled soydditor.

Welcome back bro

 

[Deleted member 4612]

How Does Masturbation Opens Portals In Spirit?

A man who cannot control the urge to masturbate or watch pornography are almost always plagued with a sexual devil. Maybe more than one. ...

scriptureportal.blogspot.com

Female masturbation "opens a portal to hell", says this Christian author

See you in hell.

www.joe.co.uk

you have all have been warned

 

[Ritalincell]

Best of the best worthy thread

 

[Deleted member 7866]

Bumo, thanks for teaching me on the prostate orgasm

 

[Deleted member 13264]

I don't understand all the hate towards prostate stimulation tbh.
It's a M A L E organ that gives you pleasure when stimulated.
It's not gay to stimulate it.
Gays would still exist even if the prostate wasn't a thing because they like men, not prostate stimulation per se.
Inb4 redditor phaggot that puts dildo up his ass

Reddit = not wanting to fuck yourself in the ass
Sure.​

 

[Wavedashmaxxing]

What happened to no gay content?
Instead of being banned this is in BOTB!
This Squidfag is disgusting!

 

[Deleted member 9787]

@disillusioned you're a full on homosexual my friend

 

[Deleted member 9787]

do you have a dildo in your collection by any chance too?

 

[Deleted member 4562]

Probably the best post this retard ever made.

 

[Deleted member 12344]

Bump

 

[Luke LLL]

Bro, I just want a girlfriend.

 

[Deleted member 1476]

Bro, I just want a girlfriend.

nelson i am going to put a vibrating dildo into your bum