A beautiful cashier laughed to a statement i said

[volgograd009]

I went to get 2l of coke zero and today is sooo hot outside but inside the mini-market is so cold because of the AC, so yeah she scanned my coke then i said to her y'all are so lucky to have AC in here, i would work here not even to get payed just to get this cold, she laughed and said that's exactly what i did, then a oldcel ruined it all by saying do you mind? And i told the cashier see you later

 

[Jordan Barrett]

I went to get 2l of coke zero and today is sooo hot outside but inside the mini-market is so cold because of the AC, so yeah she scanned my coke then i said to her y'all are so lucky to have AC in here, i would work here not even to get payed just to get this cold, she laughed and said that's exactly what i did, then a oldcel ruined it all by saying do you mind? And i told the cashier see you later

Thanks for keeping the forum alive

 

[volgograd009]

Thanks for keeping the forum alive

Trying

 

[chud10282892]

bro this shit happens in movies what

 

[volgograd009]

bro this shit happens in movies what

I don't know what happened i usually don't say anything to anybody outside but i just spoke out of nowhere, is this the end of the inhib?

 

[Jordan Barrett]

Trying

You’re getting a date with da cashier ?

 

[chud10282892]

I don't know what happened i usually don't say anything to anybody outside but i just spoke out of nowhere, is this the end of the inhib?

Maybe

 

[volgograd009]

You’re getting a date with da cashier ?

I'll try to get her number and maybe go out with her, but she seems in her 20's she maybe thinks i am too

 

[Jordan Barrett]

I'll try to get her number and maybe go out with her, but she seems in her 20's she maybe thinks i am too

But your younger…

 

[volgograd009]

But your younger…

Yeah exactly, she's in her 20's she'll need a guy that takes her to beautiful places and pretty cars, i'm 17

 

[Jordan Barrett]

Yeah exactly, she's in her 20's she'll need a guy that takes her to beautiful places and pretty cars, i'm 17w

Why would you get a girl older than u

 

[volgograd009]

Why would you get a girl older than u

Idek why i imagined a future with her we had ONE single interaction

 

[Jordan Barrett]

Idek why i imagined a future with her we had ONE single interaction

You easily get attached

 

[volgograd009]

You easily get attached

Fr i hate it, how can i stop that?

 

[Jordan Barrett]

Fr i hate it, how can i stop that?

Get enough foids attached to you to the point that you dont care about them

 

[volgograd009]

Get enough foids attached to you to the point that you dont care about them

Speedrunning faggotry jfl

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

I went to get 2l of coke zero and today is sooo hot outside but inside the mini-market is so cold because of the AC, so yeah she scanned my coke then i said to her y'all are so lucky to have AC in here, i would work here not even to get payed just to get this cold, she laughed and said that's exactly what i did, then a oldcel ruined it all by saying do you mind? And i told the cashier see you later

Jealous oldcel.

 

[146cmsubhuman]

if i were you, id tell the oldcel to fuck off and asked for the cashiers snap

 

[volgograd009]

Jealous oldcel.

I was legit going to start throwing hands but that'll make me repulsive for her so i just went back home

 

[volgograd009]

if i were you, id tell the oldcel to fuck off and asked for the cashiers snap

She wouldn't have given it to me if i did that

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

I was legit going to start throwing hands but that'll make me repulsive for her so i just went back home

That’s true. You would have turned her off. Make some more small talk next time you see her.

 

[volgograd009]

That’s true. You would have turned her off. Make some more small talk next time you see her.

Will do bhaijan thanks for the advice

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Will do bhaijan thanks for the advice

No problem bhaijan!

 

[buccalfatremoval]

Damn nice

 

[volgograd009]

Damn nice

Thanks means a lot coming from you

 

[3glp]

next time annihilate the oldcel down with lazer eyes

 

[volgograd009]

next time annihilate the oldcel down with lazer eyes

I was going to

 

[buccalfatremoval]

bro this shit happens in movies what

Would never happen in Alexandria

 

[chud10282892]

Would never happen in Alexandria

im not from Alexandria so idk if I relate to this

 

[muhajudin21]

you already talked abt her I remember it was like the old lady said you don't have to work cuz ur good-looking

 

[volgograd009]

you already talked abt her I remember it was like the old lady said you don't have to work cuz ur good-looking

Did i?

 

[6’7whitechad]

Ha

 

[volgograd009]

Ha

What?

 

[BadLuck7892]

I've flirted with an 8/10 and 9/10 Latina cashier

Yet I can't so much as act on the IOIs of mid-tier or ugly foids

 

[volgograd009]

I've flirted with an 8/10 and 9/10 Latina cashier

Yet I can't so much as act on the IOIs of mid-tier or ugly foids

That's nice, the latina cashiers always have the most attractive body ever

 

[BadLuck7892]

That's nice, the latina cashiers always have the most attractive body ever

Yeah

Yet it sucks that all I can do is flirt. Not act on IOIs

 

[volgograd009]

Yeah

Yet it sucks that all I can do is flirt. Not act on IOIs

Why can't you?

 

[BadLuck7892]

Why can't you?

Autism

Flirting is easy, mainly because all I need to do is compliment her

Acting on IOIs is hard because it requires an ability to read subtleties. An autist lacks that ability

 

[volgograd009]

Autism

Flirting is easy, mainly because all I need to do is compliment her

Acting on IOIs is hard because it requires an ability to read subtleties. An autist lacks that ability

True, but after some time you don't begin to catch those subtilities

 

[BadLuck7892]

True, but after some time you don't begin to catch those subtilities

No, I don't

Because the subtleties are different every time. So it's not as simple as "look out for xyz tells from foids"

Neurotypicals are able to instinctively read the infinite subtle cues foids give off of whether she'd like him to kiss her, touch her, etc

That stuff is invisible to me

 

[volgograd009]

No, I don't

Because the subtleties are different every time. So it's not as simple as "look out for xyz tells from foids"

Neurotypicals are able to instinctively read the infinite subtle cues foids give off of whether she'd like him to kiss her, touch her, etc

That stuff is invisible to me

Seems tough i'm sorry

 

[.dark]

she wants you nigga 100%

 

[volgograd009]

she wants you nigga 100%

Even if she did she's older then i don't have the required funds to take out a girl in her 20's

 

[zodiac killer]

I went to get 2l of coke zero and today is sooo hot outside but inside the mini-market is so cold because of the AC, so yeah she scanned my coke then i said to her y'all are so lucky to have AC in here, i would work here not even to get payed just to get this cold, she laughed and said that's exactly what i did, then a oldcel ruined it all by saying do you mind? And i told the cashier see you later

its sad because you're celebrating such an insignificant win, and also because I probably couldn't do this

 

[volgograd009]

its sad because you're celebrating such an insignificant win

Truth nuke