BigJimsWornOutTires
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It's not a reboot! They're making it seem that way. Clever misdirection. It's from a parallel universe because Barry, The Flash, fucked everything up. The new man of steel will be played by David Corenswet. The story is repeated but with WOKE ideology injection.
Now comes the most disturbing, but expected part. The new Clark Kent is gay! But with a twist. Superman is into women. Lois, of course. But Clark is fucking Jimmy Olsen. Super Heteroflexible! Get this. Mocking skitzos, right? The new Superman character is schizophrenic -- he has a therapist in the story.
After he rips the fabric off his tight muscular body, his personality changes into Super "Straight" Man. But when he's Clark, he's fucking men, specifically, Jimmy's bussy. Shaking my damn fucking head.
I am extremely dissatisfied with the constant spectacle of this faggot shit shoved down our throats. Check it. There's a scene where Clark walks in on Jimmy changing clothes in the locker room at the Daily Planet Fitness Center. Clark says, "Hey, Jimmy, what's the scoop?"
Jimmy bends over, captivated by Clark's Alpha stare, he reacts, "Oh my gad, you're making me blush."
Clark super-speeds behind Jimmy. "I got your blush right here," he says, pressing himself against Jimmy's soft, tender buns. Sick fucking faggot writers!!
Also, they're bringing back Ben Affleck (Batman) and Henry Cavill (Superman) but two movies from this one. They'll have both Batmen, FOUR Supermen (Corenswet, Cavill, Routh, CAGE), TWO Supergirls (Benoist and Sasha,) Flash (rumors suggest the TV Flash actors might sign contracts), then the rest of the Justice League including the Suicide Squad (Black Adam too.) -- Justice League/Justice Society vs. Suicide Squad/Legion of Doom.
I can't make this shit up! The fuck wrong with these retards?? Enough is enough! We get it! Some people are gay. Okay! Why try making everyone gay?? It's like some twisted depopulation agenda happening. WHOA! Agenda = gender??? Whaat.
Now comes the most disturbing, but expected part. The new Clark Kent is gay! But with a twist. Superman is into women. Lois, of course. But Clark is fucking Jimmy Olsen. Super Heteroflexible! Get this. Mocking skitzos, right? The new Superman character is schizophrenic -- he has a therapist in the story.
After he rips the fabric off his tight muscular body, his personality changes into Super "Straight" Man. But when he's Clark, he's fucking men, specifically, Jimmy's bussy. Shaking my damn fucking head.
I am extremely dissatisfied with the constant spectacle of this faggot shit shoved down our throats. Check it. There's a scene where Clark walks in on Jimmy changing clothes in the locker room at the Daily Planet Fitness Center. Clark says, "Hey, Jimmy, what's the scoop?"
Jimmy bends over, captivated by Clark's Alpha stare, he reacts, "Oh my gad, you're making me blush."
Clark super-speeds behind Jimmy. "I got your blush right here," he says, pressing himself against Jimmy's soft, tender buns. Sick fucking faggot writers!!
Also, they're bringing back Ben Affleck (Batman) and Henry Cavill (Superman) but two movies from this one. They'll have both Batmen, FOUR Supermen (Corenswet, Cavill, Routh, CAGE), TWO Supergirls (Benoist and Sasha,) Flash (rumors suggest the TV Flash actors might sign contracts), then the rest of the Justice League including the Suicide Squad (Black Adam too.) -- Justice League/Justice Society vs. Suicide Squad/Legion of Doom.
I can't make this shit up! The fuck wrong with these retards?? Enough is enough! We get it! Some people are gay. Okay! Why try making everyone gay?? It's like some twisted depopulation agenda happening. WHOA! Agenda = gender??? Whaat.
