A day in the Israeli army

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Gonna help setting up a ceremony today
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Only blonde girls here, no asians😢

Quite hot outside,innit
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Preparing to raid some Palestinians
 
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Nigga got put on a detail xD
 
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AlexBrown84 said:
Nigga got put on a detail xD
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Yes it's very sad
No Korean girls but nice view of the base
Consultation with dermatologist in a week innit
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Wowo so many females:feelsmega:over for my aspie ass
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Acee said:
How many Palestinians do u need for it? be honest :feelshah:
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None I'm a very peaceful soldier:feelsokman:
 
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Acee said:
Why no one has guns? that`s not a combat unit. Boring shit innit. Basically wagecuck for the army.
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Cope
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Why no reacts on my thread? Guess I have to be chad innit
 
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Imagine joining army tbh.
But laws are still based, unlike goyims who only force young men into military services, joos are atleast not sexists and also forcing wmn into army as well.

But forced service is still cucked, makes sense in case of Israel tho since it has low population. Arming is important.
 
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jewcel said:
Gonna help setting up a ceremony today
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I'm confused, what are you doing in the Israeli army, are you there to spy on them?
 
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wtf are you even doing just standing over there go fight some terrorists or something
 
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AllesScheiße said:
wtf are you even doing just standing over there go fight some terrorists or something
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Brutal:feelsmega:I was supposed to be a commander in combat, but sadly right before I enlisted I dislocated my shoulder after falling off a bike:feelshaha:
 
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Gonthar said:
Ahh...so you can then pull a prank and make a mockery out of them, right?
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I don't want sit in military jail and anyway not that low inhib tbh
 
@bogii mirin' Jewish way of life innit
 
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jewcel said:
I don't want sit in military jail and anyway not that low inhib tbh
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So what do you want to do, if you don't want to stay in jail, blow yourself up while shouting Allahu Akbar! , what is your plan actually, how did you infiltrate that place?
 
Judging from the photo you have way better looking women than we do here in the marine corps and I can’t even see their faces lol
 
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Neverbegameover! said:
Judging from the photo you have way better looking women than we do here in the marine corps and I can’t even see their faces lol
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Military service is mandatory for both genders in israel afaik.
 
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Gonthar said:
So what do you want to do, if you don't want to stay in jail, blow yourself up while shouting Allahu Akbar! , what is your plan actually
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My plan is to blackpill the army so hard all the subhumans there rope😑 obviously
how did you infiltrate that place?
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Idk, I just larped as Israeli and they believed me:feelshaha: I'm actually a Chechen in disguise
 
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jewcel said:
My plan is to blackpill the army so hard all the subhumans there rope😑 obviously

Idk, I just larped as Israeli and they believed me:feelshaha: I'm actually a Chechen in disguise
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Imagine uploading a real pic from a military base :lul:
 
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U mean Palestinian army?
 
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Oberyn said:
Imagine uploading a real pic from a military base :lul:
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Hope the IDF don't doxx me huh😛😛😛over my IDF genes @badg96
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jewcel said:
What? I haven't killed babies for so long now, even ask @Assyrian_Warrior
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yeah dude
like he didn't even break his streak in last nights game
 
jewish women are all beatiful so we can afford to send some to war. shalom!
 
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galego123 said:
jewish women are all beatiful so we can afford to send some to war. shalom!
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It's all our Jewish genes:feelsokman:, @Bvnny. is mirin' right now
 
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Neverbegameover! said:
Judging from the photo you have way better looking women than we do here in the marine corps and I can’t even see their faces lol
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airforce foids are the only fuckable foids in the entire DoD :feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha:
 
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Xangsane said:
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Don't believe all the propaganda u see on the news JFL, it's incredibly one sided. The IDF isn't killing palestinian babies, and this is coming from a soldier.
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Screenshoted and sent to the IDF command core.



Making the military 2x greater in quantity + 2x less in quality = 0. No difference
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Curry logic
 
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jewcel said:
Israeli chicks are hot af, jewchad only tho
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Can i get one with jewmaxxing or over? Would be mitzvah if i could ngl
 
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@jewcel

FIGHT, AKHI, FIGT. FIGHT FOR TO PROTECT OUR BANKS. FIGHT TO PROTECT OUR MOTHERLAND. ELOHIM GUIDE YOU THROUGH BATTLE. THE GOY WILL FALL SOON!
 
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@jewcel

FIGHT, AKHI, FIGT. FIGHT FOR TO PROTECT OUR BANKS. FIGHT TO PROTECT OUR MOTHERLAND. ELOHIM GUIDE YOU THROUGH BATTLE. THE GOY WILL FALL SOON!
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JFL
 
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Is that you? The whole picture gives some ER/Columbine vibes.
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JFL, yes. It was in a closed base and we only used bullets in target practice. I do look like the white ER, though.
 
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jewcel said:
JFL, yes. It was in a closed base and we only used bullets in target practice. I do look like the white ER, though.
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You probably strike fear in the heart of the Palestinians.
 
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