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IRL FRIENDMAXXING GUIDE FOR (DESPERATE)TEENAGERS
This is a guide I made from my own experience of going from completely friendless to having multiple close friends, along with 40-50 not very close friends. You might think this is an absolute shit guide, because it's a method for extremely desperate and lonely teenagers. This works in every location other than possibly the Middle East and Europe. This works if you're atleast minimum an LTN, you could be overweight or underweight or even be slightly Non NT* (I'll expand on this later). You can't be too ogre looking, Norwooding (Big forhead is fine). Over if you have extreme facial deformities, you could sympathymax and get fake friends though.
STEP 1: OBSERVATION
STEP 2: TRIAL AND ERROR
STEP 3: JESTERMAX*
STEP 4: BEFRIENDING
THATS IT. ENJOY HAVING FRIENDS. THIS WHOLE PROCESS TOOK 2 YEARS FOR ME. AND YEAH THIS DOES AFFECT ACADEMICS BUT NOT BY MUCH TBH. I FAILED 0 EXAMS DURING THIS PROCESS, AND I CONSIDER MYSELF LOW TO BELOW AVERAGE IQ. THANKS FOR READING (if you read, that is)
This is a guide I made from my own experience of going from completely friendless to having multiple close friends, along with 40-50 not very close friends. You might think this is an absolute shit guide, because it's a method for extremely desperate and lonely teenagers. This works in every location other than possibly the Middle East and Europe. This works if you're atleast minimum an LTN, you could be overweight or underweight or even be slightly Non NT* (I'll expand on this later). You can't be too ogre looking, Norwooding (Big forhead is fine). Over if you have extreme facial deformities, you could sympathymax and get fake friends though.
STEP 1: OBSERVATION
Assuming that you're starting from scratch/dont know anything about what normies do, this would be an extremely boring/chill phase (depends on the kind of person you are) of you observing how teenagers actually talk to each other, what they talk about, staying on top of thing. Basically, find out what they're talking about, get educated on those topics through social media/ asking around casually. Try to understand their sense of humor, consume media that they enjoy. Try to listen to the same music they listen to (atleast to stay on top of stuff, normie music taste mostly sucks almost everywhere, but if there is a new popular song used in social media trends in your area, and you're educated about it/ know the lyrics of the chorus or something, it could lead to conversation starters.) Stay on top of trending memes in your locality. That's basically it. And also try to overhear conversations about drama happening in your school.
STEP 2: TRIAL AND ERROR
This is exactly what the title says. Just starting conversations and talking to others from the information you have acquired from the first step, don't expect to get good reactions/responses every single time! Don't feat failure/people ignoring you/ negatively reacting. You can't get people to like you without trying them out/testing them first. When people are talking in a group about something (you would be educated about what they're talking about, since you would've completed the first step before this) you sit down somewhere close and listen. Laugh when they joke about shit, they might ignore you or respond well. This depends on them and not you. Now, this might lead to a friendship if you're lucky, but sadly, it didn't for me. So I followed the next step.
STEP 3: JESTERMAX*
(ONLY DO THIS IF YOU FAILED TO MAKE FRIENDS IN THE SECOND PHASE) Start being a joke. Not joking. Being the joke. This is your only option now. Don't worry, you don't have to do this forever! I did this for a solid year before settling down with my newly acquired friends after this phase. This phase requires you to be mentally tough, since all the people who like to spend time with you now won't actually like you as a friend, and are using you for entertainment. Act goofy as shit. Learn how to make people laugh. Practice goofy scenarios at home. Watch funny clips of goofy streamers (I learned from IShowSpeed at the time). Observe how they act around people. Recreate the same energy in real life. That's basically it. And I also advice you to be nice to women in this phase, you can befriend them in the next phase if you aren't a moron to foids. Find a group of people and stay "loyal" to them when they're in trouble, but never be serious. Always take things as a joke.
STEP 4: BEFRIENDING
This is where you have to forget the sheer humiliation you faced during the last phase and see the people who laughed at you as your real friends, as they have probably grown to like you as a person. Start talking to them, they will probably listen. Start developing normie values, sprinkling some red pill values into your words. Vent to them. Tell them about how shit your life is. Be completely open to them. Of course you have to be funny sometimes, but you don't have to be the joke as much anymore. And there you have it. Friends.
THATS IT. ENJOY HAVING FRIENDS. THIS WHOLE PROCESS TOOK 2 YEARS FOR ME. AND YEAH THIS DOES AFFECT ACADEMICS BUT NOT BY MUCH TBH. I FAILED 0 EXAMS DURING THIS PROCESS, AND I CONSIDER MYSELF LOW TO BELOW AVERAGE IQ. THANKS FOR READING (if you read, that is)
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