Exodus
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"I'm in a prestigious uni" = I'm in community college and failing at it too
"my family is rich" = my dad bought me an iPhone and an ultrabook on debt
"I drive a BMW Série 5" = well it's a second-hand Corolla actually
"I had 15+ lays this year" = there was this ugly, fat, ethnik bitch for ons, then I've met a somewhat okay girl for ltr, then she dumped me after 6 months, then I fucked 2 hookers, otherwise I had a 2 years dryspell before this so probably this cycle will reapeat itself
"I'm bald" = I'm NW1 and I got no idea of the type of shampoo and hair conditioner I should be using
"just inject" = I've only taken tribulus, ginseng, whey and piracetam in my life
"I'm 6'2 at night" = I'm actually 5'9 in the morning
"nofap works for me" = I'm on a 1,000cal diet which consists of Red Bull, chips, cigarettes
"lms is the law ldar" = in the past 3 years I've only talked to women exclusively online via Chico or Miro catfish bollockery
"muh singularity" = I can't learn to drive a car, can't do my own groceries, can't even order a hamburger without a horse-sized Xanax dose and sometimes I can't even with that
"I'm 130+ IQ" = I took like 8 tests, some measured me at 85 others at 110
"there's so much money to be made online" = I look at anime all day long
"I'm into forex and shorting stocks" = twice a week I bet on my fav football teams
"ray peat and paleo is the best" = I just stopped eating pizza and icecream tbqh
stay tuned for more
"my family is rich" = my dad bought me an iPhone and an ultrabook on debt
"I drive a BMW Série 5" = well it's a second-hand Corolla actually
"I had 15+ lays this year" = there was this ugly, fat, ethnik bitch for ons, then I've met a somewhat okay girl for ltr, then she dumped me after 6 months, then I fucked 2 hookers, otherwise I had a 2 years dryspell before this so probably this cycle will reapeat itself
"I'm bald" = I'm NW1 and I got no idea of the type of shampoo and hair conditioner I should be using
"just inject" = I've only taken tribulus, ginseng, whey and piracetam in my life
"I'm 6'2 at night" = I'm actually 5'9 in the morning
"nofap works for me" = I'm on a 1,000cal diet which consists of Red Bull, chips, cigarettes
"lms is the law ldar" = in the past 3 years I've only talked to women exclusively online via Chico or Miro catfish bollockery
"muh singularity" = I can't learn to drive a car, can't do my own groceries, can't even order a hamburger without a horse-sized Xanax dose and sometimes I can't even with that
"I'm 130+ IQ" = I took like 8 tests, some measured me at 85 others at 110
"there's so much money to be made online" = I look at anime all day long
"I'm into forex and shorting stocks" = twice a week I bet on my fav football teams
"ray peat and paleo is the best" = I just stopped eating pizza and icecream tbqh
stay tuned for more
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