A dream life

[.Orbital]

Waking up at 12pm, going to my psychiatric practice, and seeing some 13yo brat who tells me how many guys she's flirting with and explains her "mating" techniques which consist of ignoring a guy and then giving him attention


...then attend to a liberal mom who is convinced she’s having selfdestructive thoughts, and give her a box of alprazolam so she doesn't ruin my day


and then attend to a 50yo man who wants to commit suicide because he lost his family and his job. asking him questions he cannot answer and guiding him toward answers that work in my favor

Or something like that

 

[tansel]

a 13 year old is in psychiatric therapy?

 

[.Orbital]

a 13 year old is in psychiatric therapy?

They are usually depressed all the time and have a very worried mom

 

[tansel]

They are usually depressed all the time and have a very worried mom

wow man

when i was 13 i didn’t even know therapy was a thing

 

[.Orbital]

wow man

when i was 13 i didn’t even know therapy was a thing

It's different now, all the 13yo only think about sex and being depressed

 

[Nectar]

Blud wtf

 

[.Orbital]

Blud wtf

"Im just a girl "

 

[.Orbital]

"Im just a girl "

Im not a foid, its a satire, mods, Ok??

 

[sebashate]

Im not a foid, its a satire, mods, Ok??

send this nigga to the penis explosing chamber immediately