AverageCurryEnjoyer
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THE BATTLE FOR HAIRLINE HILL 
A “Looksmax.org” Epic
In the ancient digital battleground of Looksmax.org, where avatars glistened with unfiltered selfies and sacred copes were forged in post replies, two warring factions had formed over the Great Follicle Debate:
The RU58841 Warriors — Young, relentless, and obsessed with androgen receptor obliteration.
The Dutasteride Oldheads — Balding veterans clinging to 5AR inhibition and dignity.
The forums trembled with rage.
✦ The RU58841 Warriors ✦
Led by the chaotic messiah @iblameautistickids, who had allegedly been applying RU since age 14, declaring, “I will Pubertymaxx past you fossils with my sebum-free skin and Norwood -1!”
He was flanked by: @Orka, the labcoat-wearing RU evangelist who once overdosed on minoxidil foam in a sauna.
@Zagro, the spreadsheet king, tracking his temple regrowth like a crypto portfolio.
@Copercel, the mysterious lone wolf who micro-dosed RU and macro-dosed validation from mirror selfies.
@AverageCurryEnjoyer, the Ayurvedic assassin of DHT, known to mix 5% RU with homemade curry oil and post temple updates with “Jai Pubertymaxx” in the caption.
They called themselves The Sebumless Order.
✦ The Dutasteride Warriors ✦
Opposing them were the grizzled Dutasteride Disciples, ancient men of wisdom, scalp itch, and prostate side effects.
Their commander: @chadisbeingmade, who had once famously declared:“I’d rather lose libido than lose my hairline. This is a man’s sacrifice.”
At his side stood @SlayerJonas, who swore by weekly microneedling and ritualistic dermarolling under moonlight.
@imontheloose, the enigmatic poster known only to speak in fin/dut comparisons.@Randomized Shame, who wrote 3000-word threads on follicular DHT metabolism and cried after applying shampoo.
They stood proud on Hairline Hill, defending the sacred sticky thread:"Dutasteride Megathread v12 - Share Your Results".
THE BATTLE BEGINS
It started with a flame post by @iblameautistickids, “Imagine being on Dut. You literally have old-man scalp energy. Enjoy your feminized brain structure.”
@chadisbeingmade replied with a jpeg of his scalp at NW1.5 and the caption:“Stay poor, stay shedding.”
Tensions ignited.Suddenly, avatars across the site began glowing — warning signs of a full-forum war.
Mods tried to intervene, but the megathreads were already burning. Reddit crossposts flooded in. TikTok normies fled the scene.
The Clash on the Front Page
In the Supplements Subforum, @Zagro unleashed his “RU+PGE2+Trevor's K&B stack,” causing half the Dutasteride army to suffer shed spikes.
@Orka uploaded graphs so complex they caused @imontheloose to develop brainfog.
But then — in the Success Stories Channel — @SlayerJonas posted a full hairline update after 3 years on Dutasteride + oral minox.The post had over 200 likes.
@Copercel tried to counter with a crown regrowth photo, but was immediately accused of lighting manipulation and minox beard growth fakery.
Amid the chaos, @AverageCurryEnjoyer dropped a voice memo of himself applying RU while reciting ancient Vedic chants. His scalp shined. His temples danced.
He wrote:“I applied RU at 6AM with Brahmin oil. By 6:03, my hairline gained +1.''
Even @Randomized Shame hesitated before replying, unsure if it was satire or actual results.
Psychological Warfare
@Randomized Shame began posting PubMed links at inhuman speed, overwhelming the young warriors with abstract conclusions and conflicting study data.
@Orka countered with animal studies, but was met with cries of:“BRO MICE ARE NOT HUMANS!!”
@iblameautistickids threatened to inject RU directly into his veins for the cause.
He was temporarily banned.
THE FALL OF HAIRLINE HILL
As the war raged, Looksmax’s servers began to crack.
Threads collapsed under the weight of memes and denial.
Then, in a shocking twist, a lurker account named @Admin appeared — a forgotten relic of the original forum days.
He spoke once, and the entire thread froze:“None of this matters. You’re all still subhuman.”
The warriors stopped. Silence.And then…They started arguing whether Admin was Norwood 3 or Norwood 2.5.
EPILOGUE: A FRAGILE PEACE
The forum was split into two zones:
The Temple of Topicals, ruled by RU warriors and scalp massage zealots.
The Duta Archives, where the Dutasteride Elders dwell and post monthly updates with no visible change.
There is peace… for now.
But every full moon, when the server cache refreshes, a new thread appears:"RU58841 vs Dutasteride — Which One’s Actually Better?"
And the war begins again.
THE END
A “Looksmax.org” Epic
In the ancient digital battleground of Looksmax.org, where avatars glistened with unfiltered selfies and sacred copes were forged in post replies, two warring factions had formed over the Great Follicle Debate:
The RU58841 Warriors — Young, relentless, and obsessed with androgen receptor obliteration.
The Dutasteride Oldheads — Balding veterans clinging to 5AR inhibition and dignity.
The forums trembled with rage.
✦ The RU58841 Warriors ✦
Led by the chaotic messiah @iblameautistickids, who had allegedly been applying RU since age 14, declaring, “I will Pubertymaxx past you fossils with my sebum-free skin and Norwood -1!”
He was flanked by: @Orka, the labcoat-wearing RU evangelist who once overdosed on minoxidil foam in a sauna.
@Zagro, the spreadsheet king, tracking his temple regrowth like a crypto portfolio.
@Copercel, the mysterious lone wolf who micro-dosed RU and macro-dosed validation from mirror selfies.
@AverageCurryEnjoyer, the Ayurvedic assassin of DHT, known to mix 5% RU with homemade curry oil and post temple updates with “Jai Pubertymaxx” in the caption.
They called themselves The Sebumless Order.
✦ The Dutasteride Warriors ✦
Opposing them were the grizzled Dutasteride Disciples, ancient men of wisdom, scalp itch, and prostate side effects.
Their commander: @chadisbeingmade, who had once famously declared:“I’d rather lose libido than lose my hairline. This is a man’s sacrifice.”
At his side stood @SlayerJonas, who swore by weekly microneedling and ritualistic dermarolling under moonlight.
@imontheloose, the enigmatic poster known only to speak in fin/dut comparisons.@Randomized Shame, who wrote 3000-word threads on follicular DHT metabolism and cried after applying shampoo.
They stood proud on Hairline Hill, defending the sacred sticky thread:"Dutasteride Megathread v12 - Share Your Results".
THE BATTLE BEGINS It started with a flame post by @iblameautistickids, “Imagine being on Dut. You literally have old-man scalp energy. Enjoy your feminized brain structure.”
@chadisbeingmade replied with a jpeg of his scalp at NW1.5 and the caption:“Stay poor, stay shedding.”
Tensions ignited.Suddenly, avatars across the site began glowing — warning signs of a full-forum war.
Mods tried to intervene, but the megathreads were already burning. Reddit crossposts flooded in. TikTok normies fled the scene.
The Clash on the Front Page In the Supplements Subforum, @Zagro unleashed his “RU+PGE2+Trevor's K&B stack,” causing half the Dutasteride army to suffer shed spikes.
@Orka uploaded graphs so complex they caused @imontheloose to develop brainfog.
But then — in the Success Stories Channel — @SlayerJonas posted a full hairline update after 3 years on Dutasteride + oral minox.The post had over 200 likes.
@Copercel tried to counter with a crown regrowth photo, but was immediately accused of lighting manipulation and minox beard growth fakery.
Amid the chaos, @AverageCurryEnjoyer dropped a voice memo of himself applying RU while reciting ancient Vedic chants. His scalp shined. His temples danced.
He wrote:“I applied RU at 6AM with Brahmin oil. By 6:03, my hairline gained +1.''
Even @Randomized Shame hesitated before replying, unsure if it was satire or actual results.
Psychological Warfare @Randomized Shame began posting PubMed links at inhuman speed, overwhelming the young warriors with abstract conclusions and conflicting study data.
@Orka countered with animal studies, but was met with cries of:“BRO MICE ARE NOT HUMANS!!”
@iblameautistickids threatened to inject RU directly into his veins for the cause.
He was temporarily banned.
THE FALL OF HAIRLINE HILL As the war raged, Looksmax’s servers began to crack.
Threads collapsed under the weight of memes and denial.
Then, in a shocking twist, a lurker account named @Admin appeared — a forgotten relic of the original forum days.
He spoke once, and the entire thread froze:“None of this matters. You’re all still subhuman.”
The warriors stopped. Silence.And then…They started arguing whether Admin was Norwood 3 or Norwood 2.5.
EPILOGUE: A FRAGILE PEACE
The forum was split into two zones:
The Temple of Topicals, ruled by RU warriors and scalp massage zealots.
The Duta Archives, where the Dutasteride Elders dwell and post monthly updates with no visible change.
There is peace… for now.
But every full moon, when the server cache refreshes, a new thread appears:"RU58841 vs Dutasteride — Which One’s Actually Better?"
And the war begins again.
THE END
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