a female could heal all of our depression in 1 minute

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it's funny how it would cost us 100.000 $ of therapy to heal our depressions, but any normal female could heal us in seconds just by allowing us to stroke her butthole over her panties for a few seconds

and still they don't. that's how little they care
 
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I've told this to several females (online ofc) and they all said 'i know'.
 
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Watch asmr idiot
 
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Yea , I need to suck on some tits fast
 
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that's how little they care
To them, you're a random person. It's like how when you or I pass somebody on the street, you've forgotten their face immediately, unless they were suprisingly subhuman or Chad, or some girl you are attracted to. (Brutal looks-pill btw) Why exactly would they care about a random person? Random people die every second, yet my eyes are always dry.
I would love if my depression could be fixed like this.
 
it's funny how it would cost us 100.000 $ of therapy to heal our depressions, but any normal female could heal us in seconds just by allowing us to stroke her butthole over her panties for a few seconds

and still they don't. that's how little they care
"therapy" is a scam and doesn't actually help anyone
 
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To them, you're a random person. It's like how when you or I pass somebody on the street, you've forgotten their face immediately, unless they were suprisingly subhuman or Chad, or some girl you are attracted to. (Brutal looks-pill btw) Why exactly would they care about a random person? Random people die every second, yet my eyes are always dry.
I would love if my depression could be fixed like this.
yeah but even if they have been friends with a friendzoned guy for 10 years they can't spare 5 seconds to heal his depression

and even for random people, imagine if they just donated 1 week of their life, to let like 1000 people per day stroke between their asscheeks while in yoga pants, she could heal a whole town worth of depression in 1 week
 
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Raping children healed my depression
 
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why tf would that turn you on
i thought they would deny it, but since they don't deny it must mean that they themselves gets pleasure from putting on ultra tight panties that brush up nicely against their buttholes
 
i thought they would deny it, but since they don't deny it must mean that they themselves gets pleasure from putting on ultra tight panties that brush up nicely against their buttholes

Freakazoid.
 
hugging my oneitis can fix me
 
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My Problems r just fixable with money. With a gf i would have maybe the 3sec dopamin kick here and there(called sex) but my other 1000 problems would still be present. Stop coping with that a fcking gf is the solution for all fcking problems
 
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Asmr is just modern simping.
twitch is modern simping. The female creators have a high proportion of male viewers who simp for and worship them. Asmr girls cater to both genders and the viewers usually dont explicitly worship the asmr girls they more thank them for the tingles innit.
 
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My Problems r just fixable with money. With a gf i would have maybe the 3sec dopamin kick here and there(called sex) but my other 1000 problems would still be present. Stop coping with that a fcking gf is the solution for all fcking problems
I'm not talking about a GF, I'm talking about a stranger who would let you stroke between her asscheeks in yoga pants. I'm certain that that would heal all your depression (not all your problems, but 100% of all your depression)
 
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biggest cap in history
 
you'd be back to being depressed in 6 months due to hedonic treadmill
 
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you'd be back to being depressed in 6 months due to hedonic treadmill
even if that's true then 6 month of pure bliss just for 5 seconds of her work sounds good
 
even if that's true then 6 month of pure bliss just for 5 seconds of her work sounds good
nah, that's assuming you have her for the entire 6 months. what you're describing would peak during the moment then taper off over 2 weeks
 
woman are literally physical lifeuel

brutal
 
Take 5000iu vitamin d3
 
nah, that's assuming you have her for the entire 6 months. what you're describing would peak during the moment then taper off over 2 weeks
how would you know if you haven't tried it?

I'm hoping to know from first hand experience some day
 
A blowjob every night will prevent me from roping
 
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because i have tried it. i've tried everything
respect

so this was someone you just met? a GF or anyone you've jestermaxxed doesn't count
 

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