A female coworker with an excellent backside bragged to me about her backside today

[BadLuck7892]

She said "I like to check myself out in the bathroom mirror, especially if the jeans or leggings I'm wearing make my rump look good. I like reminding myself I look good for a 30 year old mom"

@AryanSchizo

 

[tallcel5]

She said "I like to check myself out in the bathroom mirror, especially if the jeans or leggings I'm wearing make my rump look good. I like reminding myself I look good for a 30 year old mom"

@AryanSchizo

Fuck her

 

[pslgod69]

She said "I like to check myself out in the bathroom mirror, especially if the jeans or leggings I'm wearing make my rump look good. I like reminding myself I look good for a 30 year old mom"

@AryanSchizo

she wants u bro trust

 

[dictator]

wide open layup

 

[arlo_420]

She said "I like to check myself out in the bathroom mirror, especially if the jeans or leggings I'm wearing make my rump look good. I like reminding myself I look good for a 30 year old mom"

@AryanSchizo

She wants you bro

 

[Ruinedbyfaceshape]

she wants to get pounded by a young bull

 

[BadLuck7892]

Fuck her

I have no desire to fuck a 30 year old

 

[BadLuck7892]

she wants u bro trust

She has a boyfriend (but has told me I'd make an excellent boyfriend)

 

[orthognathic]

She said "I like to check myself out in the bathroom mirror, especially if the jeans or leggings I'm wearing make my rump look good. I like reminding myself I look good for a 30 year old mom"

@AryanSchizo

She’s a single mom ofc she wants you you’re the only thing she can get

 

[lurking truecel]

Say to her "that dump truck would look better with my meat inside of it"

 

[BadLuck7892]

@hopecel

 

[hopecel]

she wants u bro trust

OP is autistic

She has a boyfriend (but has told me I'd make an excellent boyfriend)

proof ^

 

[BadLuck7892]

OP is autistic

proof ^

Yeah, I'm an autist. Yet not for the reason you think.

This female coworker who told me I'd make an excellent boyfriend was speaking in generalities. Not about my compatibility with her specifically. We've both concluded we want different stuff in life