A friendly Christmas reminder that Jesus died a virgin for our sins

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daqirius

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Because he was a 5 ft 1 hooked nose jew who lived with his mom while doing carpentry as a side hustle.
 
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Praise Christ
 
I bet he didn't die a virgin but ok
 
Because he was a 5 ft 1 hooked nose jew who lived with his mom while doing carpentry as a side hustle.
Fuck jesus but I'd definitely fuck mother mary
 
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