A funny joke to say to a girl who got a husband

[Vermilioncore]

If she says she just got a new bf or husband say “wow, I always knew him as a freshly made dessert guy. never took him for the type to enjoy leftover cream pie.”

 

[Deleted member 70681]

Why did the chicken cross road)?

 

[Vermilioncore]

Why did the chicken cross road)?

his addiction to trans porn couldn’t contain his lust

 

[Deleted member 70681]

his addiction to trans porn couldn’t contain his lust

I’m don’t remember that part of joke

 

[low_inhib]

every girl is a leftover whore who has hpv and other st1s,not to mention they get stretched out and roastie tier instantly

 

[Vermilioncore]

every girl is a leftover whore who has hpv and other st1s,not to mention they get stretched out and roastie tier instantly

dang that’s some brazzers type shitinnit

 

[Deleted member 114545]

Never met a guy who's favorite is key lime who wasn't ugly

 

[Vermilioncore]

Never met a guy who's favorite is key lime who wasn't ugly

Hey! I like key lime. Get ready for a knuckle sandwich bubs. It’s on!

 

[Deleted member 114545]

Hey! I like key lime. Get ready for a knuckle sandwich bubs. It’s on!

Nah yous is the type to get a proper walloping and then this happens