A GIRL INVITED ME TO HER BIRTHDAY PARTY NO ONE CAME BUT ME

[Deleted member 8608]

SO A GIRL THAT MADE HER 18TH BIRTHDAY PARTY INVITED ME, WHEN I GOT THERE WAS NO ONE BUT HER BEST FRIEND, THAT MADE ME LEGIT SAD SO I STAYED WITH HER, SHE LATER CRIED AND TOLD ME SHE HAS A CRUSH FOR ME AND THAT WOULD LIKE TO BE WITH ME, SHE IS CUTE AND SWEET BUT HIGHLY INTROVERTED AND WITH SOCIAL ANXIETY, PLUS I THINK SHE IS BULLIED. I WENT TO BED CAUSE I HAD TO DO THINGS THIS MORNING BUT NOW HER BEST FRIEND CALLED ME SAYING THAT GIRL SPENT ALL NIGHT THINKING BOUT ME AND CRYING BOUT ME. I FEEL SORRY FOR HER. IDK IF THATS CUCKED BUT IMMA HELP HER, SHE IS A KISSLESS VIRGIN AND SHE SAID SHE WANTS TO DO IT WITH ME. IDK GUYS WHAT YOU THINK? SHE SEEMS SWEET.
@portuguesecel @Maesthetic @eyelidcel @puyi

 

[Ronnie Kray]

He types this as he goes

 

[Deleted member 10987]

Fug her

 

[mogstar]

Tales but she seems sweet if true. Treat her right

 

[delusionalretard]

 

[eyelidcel]

SO A GIRL THAT MADE HER 18TH BIRTHDAY PARTY INVITED ME, WHEN I GOT THERE WAS NO ONE BUT HER BEST FRIEND, THAT MADE ME LEGIT SAD SO I STAYED WITH HER, SHE LATER CRIED AND TOLD ME SHE HAS A CRUSH FOR ME AND THAT WOULD LIKE TO BE WITH ME, SHE IS CUTE AND SWEET BUT HIGHLY INTROVERTED AND WITH SOCIAL ANXIETY, PLUS I THINK SHE IS BULLIED. I WENT TO BED CAUSE I HAD TO DO THINGS THIS MORNING BUT NOW HER BEST FRIEND CALLED ME SAYING THAT GIRL SPENT ALL NIGHT THINKING BOUT ME AND CRYING BOUT ME. I FEEL SORRY FOR HER. IDK IF THATS CUCKED BUT IMMA HELP HER, SHE IS A KISSLESS VIRGIN AND SHE SAID SHE WANTS TO DO IT WITH ME. IDK GUYS WHAT YOU THINK? SHE SEEMS SWEET.
@portuguesecel @Maesthetic @eyelidcel @puyi

she wants to give you the virgin pussy. I would go for even a 5 if she was like this tbh.

 

[eyelidcel]

yeah, but fuck her before her obsession wears off and you miss out on a special moment.

 

[alainchalamet]

take cialis and give her some phenibut I'm sure you'll both have a good time

 

[eyelidcel]

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lol nigga.

bully me mommy

 

[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

she wants to give you the virgin pussy. I would go for even a 5 if she was like this tbh.

Virgin pussy overrated, blood is gross

 

[eyelidcel]

Virgin pussy overrated, blood is gross

yeah but after that you get clean untouched pussy.

 

[Acnno]

Spoiler: Right

 

[Deleted member 13094]

He types this as he goes

true

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

Brags.org. Highly doubt nobody showed up to a foids party. Just fuck her bro

 

[Deleted member 4438]

nigga you look like 25

and act like a 16 year old teen

 

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[TITUS]

Seems you found your future wife.

 

[´´´´´´´´]

Get her pregnant if true

 

[Ronnie]

are you sure that you aren’t the “girl” in this story? You invited everyone and only your bro and some ugly chick shows up. Now you have feelings for her. That makes much more sense and is to be expected.

If your story is true. Then that girl must be ugly asf and not even worth the attention. Really bizarre that would even happen. Even the ugliest bitch has a few orbiters. Adds more to the suspicion that you are lying.

 

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