A girl sat on my lap in the bus when there was no other seat

[JeanneDArcAlter]

It happened a few months ago, so I was in the public bus and I was sitting. If u askin why im in a public transportation, i didnt have my car back then

Anyways i had gotten out of a leg day and i was sore as fuuuck. I couldnt walk, tom platz type shit

Anyways the whole bus was fucking full and the seat next to me was the only damn fucking empty seat on the whole ass fucking bus

Then a mother and her daughter came up and said

"can we sit here? We are very tired. Can u stand up? I would make my daughter sit on my laps but my legs just got a surgery"

And im like bitch im tired too. The daughter is a mtb btw, but game is game

So me being low inhib as fuck, i said "how about ur daughter sits on my lap and u sit next to me"

The daughter flushed and got red cheeks, i mean i was out of a gym hard session and i had showered in the gym so i was debloated and smelling good

The mother was like "it is what it is, you seem like a pure young man" and then she made her daughter sit on my lap.

While she sat on my lap shes talking quietly to his mother which i dont understand a single fucking word from idk what they sayin my johnson starts acting up

My fucking penis is getting hard slowly so i start scrolling reels to forget about it but fuck im hard as fuck. And while im scrolling on the reels i stumble upon some retarded ass reels and she looks weird at it.

Anyways this girl on my lap, im getting bricked, the roads are bumpy..

Then the bus stops and they hop off the bus at some place and go.

Man the daughter thanked me and i couldve gotten number there but like MTB bruh, i was like nah not necessary, whatever.

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

Bump

 

[Zzure]

It happened a few months ago, so I was in the public bus and I was sitting. If u askin why im in a public transportation, i didnt have my car back then

Anyways i had gotten out of a leg day and i was sore as fuuuck. I couldnt walk, tom platz type shit

Anyways the whole bus was fucking full and the seat next to me was the only damn fucking empty seat on the whole ass fucking bus

Then a mother and her daughter came up and said

"can we sit here? We are very tired. Can u stand up? I would make my daughter sit on my laps but my legs just got a surgery"

And im like bitch im tired too. The daughter is a mtb btw, but game is game

So me being low inhib as fuck, i said "how about ur daughter sits on my lap and u sit next to me"

The daughter flushed and got red cheeks, i mean i was out of a gym hard session and i had showered in the gym so i was debloated and smelling good

The mother was like "it is what it is, you seem like a pure young man" and then she made her daughter sit on my lap.

While she sat on my lap shes talking quietly to his mother which i dont understand a single fucking word from idk what they sayin my johnson starts acting up

My fucking penis is getting hard slowly so i start scrolling reels to forget about it but fuck im hard as fuck. And while im scrolling on the reels i stumble upon some retarded ass reels and she looks weird at it.

Anyways this girl on my lap, im getting bricked, the roads are bumpy..

Then the bus stops and they hop off the bus at some place and go.

Man the daughter thanked me and i couldve gotten number there but like MTB bruh, i was like nah not necessary, whatever.

Ts did NOT happen

 

[TheLeanmaxxer66]

Dnr

 

[fashioncel]

It happened a few months ago, so I was in the public bus and I was sitting. If u askin why im in a public transportation, i didnt have my car back then

Anyways i had gotten out of a leg day and i was sore as fuuuck. I couldnt walk, tom platz type shit

Anyways the whole bus was fucking full and the seat next to me was the only damn fucking empty seat on the whole ass fucking bus

Then a mother and her daughter came up and said

"can we sit here? We are very tired. Can u stand up? I would make my daughter sit on my laps but my legs just got a surgery"

And im like bitch im tired too. The daughter is a mtb btw, but game is game

So me being low inhib as fuck, i said "how about ur daughter sits on my lap and u sit next to me"

The daughter flushed and got red cheeks, i mean i was out of a gym hard session and i had showered in the gym so i was debloated and smelling good

The mother was like "it is what it is, you seem like a pure young man" and then she made her daughter sit on my lap.

While she sat on my lap shes talking quietly to his mother which i dont understand a single fucking word from idk what they sayin my johnson starts acting up

My fucking penis is getting hard slowly so i start scrolling reels to forget about it but fuck im hard as fuck. And while im scrolling on the reels i stumble upon some retarded ass reels and she looks weird at it.

Anyways this girl on my lap, im getting bricked, the roads are bumpy..

Then the bus stops and they hop off the bus at some place and go.

Man the daughter thanked me and i couldve gotten number there but like MTB bruh, i was like nah not necessary, whatever.

I'm glad this is one of your posts that isn't a just title,

And that is absolutely hilarious,
this is what you get you little chink or gook.

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

I'm glad this is one of your posts that isn't a just title,

And that is absolutely hilarious,
this is what you get you little chink or gook.

Dont you get bullied and you post about how its hard to hit back

 

[greetingsfrommumbai]

nigga mtb is more than good for you tf you on about that shes a mtb and getting her number wasnt necessary

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

nigga mtb is more than good for you tf you on about that shes a mtb and getting her number wasnt necessary

Its a copy and paste

 

[fashioncel]

Dont you get bullied and you post about how its hard to hit back

Yes that is true,
But don't you Post crying about your subhuman body every day.

 

[greetingsfrommumbai]

Its a copy and paste

fuck you mean?

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

fuck you mean?

I didnt write this

 

[greetingsfrommumbai]

I didnt write this

jfl at you

 

[fashioncel]

I didnt write this

Yeah you got your little cousin to write this,
while you were masturbating to Hentai.

 

[mentally_ill_chad]

i couldve gotten number

How old was she you freak?

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

Yeah you got your little cousin to write this,
while you were masturbating to Hentai.

Durka durka

 

[McSkziofren]

Not even to me

 

[mentally_ill_chad]

Its a copy and paste

Oh i didn't see this

 

[ltncurry]

 

[truecel_4]

Tales from the mumbai mental asylum

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

Tales from the mumbai mental asylum

I copy and pasted it tbh

 

[Jacob Gorbei]

Nigger

 

[imabetanumale]

Good It was a copy paste ....

 

[Pogback]

we say in french "fallait la djoufara mec"

 

[jaeger]

tales from the deepest slums of new delhi

 

[diditeverbegin]

whoever actually wrote this is writing tales is writing tales from the jungles of cambodia

 

[Petsmart]

When the tales are too strong