A GIRL TOLD ME I'M GOING TO JAIL

[yochico_yojordan]

I was walking in a parking lot at my UNI and heard someone shout "you're going to jail!" from behind me. I assumed it wasn't me and just kept walking, without turning around.

A jeep drove up, about 20 ft away and a blonde with the window down shouted "HEY! HEY YOU!" and I actually turned this time. She said "YOU'RE GONNA GO TO JAIL FOR BEING TOO SEXY!!" and then I ignored her and got in my car because I have a gf

As she drove away I saw she was in a sorority and there was like 3 girls in the car. Being in a relationship nerfs you so fucking hard

 

[Asoka]

Top 5 things that never happened

 

[Plushie]

Tales from the slums of mumbai

 

[12aff]

Top 5 things that never happened

Actually happened btw

 

[Orka]

I was walking in a parking lot at a UNI and heard someone shout "you're going to jail!" from behind me. I assumed it wasn't me and just kept walking, without turning around.

A jeep drove up, about 20 ft away and a blonde with the window down shouted "HEY! HEY YOU!" and I actually turned this time. She said "YOU'RE GONNA GO TO JAIL FOR BEING TOO SEXY!!" and then I ignored her and got in my car because I have a gf

As she drove away I saw she was in a sorority and there was like 3 girls in the car. Being in a relationship nerfs you so fucking hard

And then you woke up

 

[notagreycell]

I was walking in a parking lot at a UNI and heard someone shout "you're going to jail!" from behind me. I assumed it wasn't me and just kept walking, without turning around.

A jeep drove up, about 20 ft away and a blonde with the window down shouted "HEY! HEY YOU!" and I actually turned this time. She said "YOU'RE GONNA GO TO JAIL FOR BEING TOO SEXY!!" and then I ignored her and got in my car because I have a gf

As she drove away I saw she was in a sorority and there was like 3 girls in the car. Being in a relationship nerfs you so fucking hard

Tales of Mogadishu

 

[Divineincel]

I was walking in a parking lot at a UNI and heard someone shout "you're going to jail!" from behind me. I assumed it wasn't me and just kept walking, without turning around.

A jeep drove up, about 20 ft away and a blonde with the window down shouted "HEY! HEY YOU!" and I actually turned this time. She said "YOU'RE GONNA GO TO JAIL FOR BEING TOO SEXY!!" and then I ignored her and got in my car because I have a gf

As she drove away I saw she was in a sorority and there was like 3 girls in the car. Being in a relationship nerfs you so fucking hard

Tales from the sweatshop in Thailand

 

[DaShowDawg]

me when i lie

 

[Gamerspyy786]

me when i lie

 

[Meteor21]

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I was there, I saw it