A good method to make people believe that you get pussy

[Vermilioncore]

Go to the doctor and say you wanna get tested for STDs. When you talk to the doctor (preferably a female one) tell her that you had sex with 10 women in one week and wanna get tested for an std.

Of course it’s a waste of time since you never fucked a day in your life and it’s all a lie, but at least these hoes will be like “damn that nigga gets a lot of pussy”

 

[incelconspiracy]

"damn, this dirty nigger must be a disease ridden homeless crackhead" is more like it

 

[The Grinch]

That must be the saddest thing I’ve read this week

 

[Deleted member 14262]

Most retarded advice I've ever heard.

 

[incel194012940]

legit, especially if you can produce a report of the visit to show others

 

[Deleted member 29670]

Great advice for pathetic losers

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Don't forget to download the app on your phone that makes it get fake notification sounds every 3 seconds to pretend you're popular and have friends

 

[Yuno_howitez]

legit, especially if you can produce a report of the visit to show others

yeah bro look at my results they came out negative

 

[Nick.Harte]

You can’t. By looking at your face, they already know your situation.
Anything else, you will make a fool out of yourself