A guide on making tea

[ＩＣＲ]

In This guide i will show how to make the perfect tea iM Doing anything except for completing my finastride guide

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1.The Cultivar
The absolute king of teas its grown in Japan i don't know where exactly its good because the shading process makes the plant to hyper accumulate chlorophyll and ltheanine
And it also makes something bitter of a thing called eth zurich that makes it make insanely good organic compounds cutie like u its way better than that shitty ass black tea ur drinking son

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2.surface area
Don't ever drink paper tea paper fucks the cutie good oils from the tea so ur literally drinking absolute goy slop also the dust inside makes a fast oxidation still not faster then u cumming low t fag so u should be drinking whole tea leaf cuz it controls the diffusion rate that leaves must unfurll naturally so it actually taste like something and u get the cutie oils u need on the other hand tea bags fucks that so go fuck urself

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3.some high iq chemistry
as we all know that water is a chemical solvent so u need ur water to have 50/150 disovled solids with cutie natural ph so u need a ratio of ca2+ imagine its on top + mg2+ imagine its on top again
Why do u need these fags cuz they act as electrostatic so they make the flavor appear or something on the other hand water with 0 ppm will taste like absolute goy slop and tap water man id rather drink piss than this shit

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4. Water boiling and extraction
Boiling water incinerates the cutie amino acids in tea there's a study that showed that egcg and ltheanine
Have different solubility curves so u need ur water temp to be 50/60 c not 100c Cuz that will fuck the amino acids and tannins and will fuck the extraction and u will be basically drinking absolute bitter goy slop

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5.how to stir
Don't ever fucking stir ur fucking tea like a fucking dumbass peasant instead u should pour water into a circle motion to make something called laminar flow making the leaves yes ur drinking leaves nigga not bags anymore to mix naturally and cutie and u won't hurt ur cutie leaf also

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That's enough
It should have been 20 points but fuck no
@Bat
@ESR
@Askinov
@Swarthy Knight
@Mai Sakurajima.

 

[truedexy]

Dnr lol

 

[jflmeister]

you forgot to tag @lifeless

 

[ＩＣＲ]

Dnr lol

I ain't mad tbg

 

[ＩＣＲ]

you forgot to tag @lifeless

Me

 

[jflmeister]

Me

silly you

 

[mangotimer]

Where the fuck is this salt and peanut butter shit guide

 

[ＩＣＲ]

@-joe
@Tesarossa
@Vrilltrum
@zennn
@hate

 

[kliiipss]

Hey, stupid nigga, I have a gun, I'm from the ghetto, I play basketball, and I eat KFC. I'm a real nigga! I have a criminal record, don't fuck with me like that!

 

[ccccho]

En esta guía les mostraré cómo preparar el té perfecto. No estoy haciendo nada más que completar mi guía de finastride.

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1. El Cultivar
El rey absoluto de los tés :sonrisa forzada: se cultiva en Japón, no sé dónde exactamente, es bueno porque el proceso de sombreado hace que la planta acumule hiperclorofila y L-teanina.
Y también hace algo amargo de una cosa llamada eth zurich que hace que produzca compuestos orgánicos increíblemente buenos, linda como tú, es mucho mejor que ese té negro de mierda que estás bebiendo hijo

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2. Superficie
Nunca bebas té de papel, el papel jode los aceites buenos del té, así que literalmente estás bebiendo una porquería de marica. Además, el polvo de dentro provoca una oxidación rápida, aunque no más rápida que tu eyaculación, maricón con baja testosterona. Así que deberías beber hojas de té enteras porque controlan la tasa de difusión que las hojas deben desplegarse naturalmente para que realmente tenga sabor y obtengas los aceites buenos que necesitas. Por otro lado, las bolsitas de té joden eso, así que vete a la mierda.

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3. Química de alto coeficiente intelectual
Como todos sabemos, el agua es un disolvente químico, por lo que necesitas que tu agua tenga una proporción de sólidos disueltos de 50/150 con un pH natural adecuado. Por lo tanto, necesitas una proporción de Ca2+ (imagina que está arriba) + Mg2+ (imagina que está arriba) también.
¿Por qué necesitas estos maricas? Porque actúan como electrostáticos, así que hacen que aparezca el sabor o algo así. Por otro lado, el agua con 0 ppm sabrá a auténtica bazofia y agua del grifo. Prefiero beber orina que esta mierda.

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4. Hervir el agua y extraerla.
El agua hirviendo incinera los aminoácidos esenciales del té; hay un estudio que demostró que el EGCG y la L-teanina
Tienen diferentes curvas de solubilidad, así que necesitas que la temperatura del agua sea de 50/60 °C, no de 100 °C. Porque eso arruinará los aminoácidos y los taninos, arruinará la extracción y básicamente estarás bebiendo una papilla amarga y asquerosa.

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5. Cómo remover
Nunca vuelvas a revolver tu maldito té como un maldito campesino idiota, en vez de eso, deberías verter el agua en un movimiento circular para crear algo llamado flujo laminar, haciendo que las hojas sí, estás bebiendo hojas, negro, ya no bolsitas para mezclar naturalmente y lindo y no dañarás tu linda hoja también

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Eso es suficiente:sonrisa forzada:
Deberían haber sido 20 puntos, pero ni de coña.
[USUARIO=354442]@Bat[/USUARIO]
@ESR
[USUARIO=258614]@Askinov[/USUARIO]
[USUARIO=15767]@Swarthy Knight[/USUARIO]
@Mai Sakurajima.

 

[ＩＣＲ]

Where is my botb
@ReadBooksEveryday
@Gengar’s Ghost
@negative
@0ogrpostcel
@Atra

 

[ＩＣＲ]

@Jgns

 

[Jgns]

i lowkey hate tea but ill remember this for when I make it for my future stacy wife

 

[0ogrpostcel]

You forgot to tag the forum tea drinker

@buccalfatremoval

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Dnr. Coffee mogs

 

[0ogrpostcel]

I ain't mad tbg

To be gay?

 

[ＩＣＲ]

To be gay?

Tbh

 

[0ogrpostcel]

Tbh

Hmm good save

 

[Askinov]

In This guide I will show how to make the perfect tea iM Doing anything except for completing my finastride guide

---

1.The Cultivar
The absolute king of teas is grown in Japan and I don't know where exactly its good because the shading process makes the plant to hyper accumulate chlorophyll and ltheanine.
And it also makes something bitter of a thing called eth zurich that makes it make insanely good organic compounds cutie like u its way better than that shitty ass black tea ur drinking son

---

2. Surface area
Don't ever drink paper tea paper fucks the cutie good oils from the tea so ur literally drinking absolute goy slop also the dust inside makes a fast oxidation still not faster then u cumming low t fag so u should be drinking whole tea leaf cuz it controls the diffusion rate that leaves must unfurll naturally so it actually taste like something and u get the cutie oils u need on the other hand tea bags fucks that so go fuck urself

---

3. Some high IQ chemistry
as we all know that water is a chemical solvent so u need ur water to have 50/150 disovled solids with cutie natural ph so u need a ratio of ca2+ imagine its on top + mg2+ imagine its on top again
Why do u need these fags cuz they act as electrostatic so they make the flavor appear or something on the other hand water with 0 ppm will taste like absolute goy slop and tap water man id rather drink piss than this shit

---

4. Water boiling and extraction
Boiling water incinerates the cutie amino acids in tea there's a study that showed that egcg and ltheanine
Have different solubility curves so u need ur water temp to be 50/60 c not 100c Cuz that will fuck the amino acids and tannins and will fuck the extraction and u will be basically drinking absolute bitter goy slop

---

5. How to stir
Don't ever fucking stir ur fucking tea like a fucking dumbass peasant instead u should pour water into a circle motion to make something called laminar flow making the leaves yes ur drinking leaves nigga not bags anymore to mix naturally and cutie and u won't hurt ur cutie leaf too

---

That's enough
It should have been 20 points but fuck no
@Bat
@ESR
@Askinov
@Swarthy Knight
@Mai Sakurajima.

NGGA THE BEST TEA is found in india or nepal here + where is milk tea

@Jason Voorhees @Navity @bhsoda_destroyer kill this guy

 

[ESR]

Bro I’m moroccan and I didn’t make a tea guide

 

[bhsoda_destroyer]

NGGA THE BEST TEA is found in india or nepal here + where is milk tea

@Jason Voorhees @Navity @bhsoda_destroyer kill this guy

chai tea

 

[оrg]

In This guide i will show how to make the perfect tea iM Doing anything except for completing my finastride guide

---

1.The Cultivar
The absolute king of teas its grown in Japan i don't know where exactly its good because the shading process makes the plant to hyper accumulate chlorophyll and ltheanine
And it also makes something bitter of a thing called eth zurich that makes it make insanely good organic compounds cutie like u its way better than that shitty ass black tea ur drinking son

---

2.surface area
Don't ever drink paper tea paper fucks the cutie good oils from the tea so ur literally drinking absolute goy slop also the dust inside makes a fast oxidation still not faster then u cumming low t fag so u should be drinking whole tea leaf cuz it controls the diffusion rate that leaves must unfurll naturally so it actually taste like something and u get the cutie oils u need on the other hand tea bags fucks that so go fuck urself

---

3.some high iq chemistry
as we all know that water is a chemical solvent so u need ur water to have 50/150 disovled solids with cutie natural ph so u need a ratio of ca2+ imagine its on top + mg2+ imagine its on top again
Why do u need these fags cuz they act as electrostatic so they make the flavor appear or something on the other hand water with 0 ppm will taste like absolute goy slop and tap water man id rather drink piss than this shit

---

4. Water boiling and extraction
Boiling water incinerates the cutie amino acids in tea there's a study that showed that egcg and ltheanine
Have different solubility curves so u need ur water temp to be 50/60 c not 100c Cuz that will fuck the amino acids and tannins and will fuck the extraction and u will be basically drinking absolute bitter goy slop

---

5.how to stir
Don't ever fucking stir ur fucking tea like a fucking dumbass peasant instead u should pour water into a circle motion to make something called laminar flow making the leaves yes ur drinking leaves nigga not bags anymore to mix naturally and cutie and u won't hurt ur cutie leaf also

---

That's enough
It should have been 20 points but fuck no
@Bat
@ESR
@Askinov
@Swarthy Knight
@Mai Sakurajima.

Oh my god this is the thread I fucking needed absolute gem find

 

[Bat]

Dnr. Coffee mogs

man you and your garbage takes always

 

[Lefty Rankin]

In This guide i will show how to make the perfect tea iM Doing anything except for completing my finastride guide

---

1.The Cultivar
The absolute king of teas its grown in Japan i don't know where exactly its good because the shading process makes the plant to hyper accumulate chlorophyll and ltheanine
And it also makes something bitter of a thing called eth zurich that makes it make insanely good organic compounds cutie like u its way better than that shitty ass black tea ur drinking son

---

2.surface area
Don't ever drink paper tea paper fucks the cutie good oils from the tea so ur literally drinking absolute goy slop also the dust inside makes a fast oxidation still not faster then u cumming low t fag so u should be drinking whole tea leaf cuz it controls the diffusion rate that leaves must unfurll naturally so it actually taste like something and u get the cutie oils u need on the other hand tea bags fucks that so go fuck urself

---

3.some high iq chemistry
as we all know that water is a chemical solvent so u need ur water to have 50/150 disovled solids with cutie natural ph so u need a ratio of ca2+ imagine its on top + mg2+ imagine its on top again
Why do u need these fags cuz they act as electrostatic so they make the flavor appear or something on the other hand water with 0 ppm will taste like absolute goy slop and tap water man id rather drink piss than this shit

---

4. Water boiling and extraction
Boiling water incinerates the cutie amino acids in tea there's a study that showed that egcg and ltheanine
Have different solubility curves so u need ur water temp to be 50/60 c not 100c Cuz that will fuck the amino acids and tannins and will fuck the extraction and u will be basically drinking absolute bitter goy slop

---

5.how to stir
Don't ever fucking stir ur fucking tea like a fucking dumbass peasant instead u should pour water into a circle motion to make something called laminar flow making the leaves yes ur drinking leaves nigga not bags anymore to mix naturally and cutie and u won't hurt ur cutie leaf also

---

That's enough
It should have been 20 points but fuck no
@Bat
@ESR
@Askinov
@Swarthy Knight
@Mai Sakurajima.

I thought thos wpuld be dissappointing but you know what's up

 

[оrg]

In This guide i will show how to make the perfect tea iM Doing anything except for completing my finastride guide

---

1.The Cultivar
The absolute king of teas its grown in Japan i don't know where exactly its good because the shading process makes the plant to hyper accumulate chlorophyll and ltheanine
And it also makes something bitter of a thing called eth zurich that makes it make insanely good organic compounds cutie like u its way better than that shitty ass black tea ur drinking son

---

2.surface area
Don't ever drink paper tea paper fucks the cutie good oils from the tea so ur literally drinking absolute goy slop also the dust inside makes a fast oxidation still not faster then u cumming low t fag so u should be drinking whole tea leaf cuz it controls the diffusion rate that leaves must unfurll naturally so it actually taste like something and u get the cutie oils u need on the other hand tea bags fucks that so go fuck urself

---

3.some high iq chemistry
as we all know that water is a chemical solvent so u need ur water to have 50/150 disovled solids with cutie natural ph so u need a ratio of ca2+ imagine its on top + mg2+ imagine its on top again
Why do u need these fags cuz they act as electrostatic so they make the flavor appear or something on the other hand water with 0 ppm will taste like absolute goy slop and tap water man id rather drink piss than this shit

---

4. Water boiling and extraction
Boiling water incinerates the cutie amino acids in tea there's a study that showed that egcg and ltheanine
Have different solubility curves so u need ur water temp to be 50/60 c not 100c Cuz that will fuck the amino acids and tannins and will fuck the extraction and u will be basically drinking absolute bitter goy slop

---

5.how to stir
Don't ever fucking stir ur fucking tea like a fucking dumbass peasant instead u should pour water into a circle motion to make something called laminar flow making the leaves yes ur drinking leaves nigga not bags anymore to mix naturally and cutie and u won't hurt ur cutie leaf also

---

That's enough
It should have been 20 points but fuck no
@Bat
@ESR
@Askinov
@Swarthy Knight
@Mai Sakurajima.

Damn bruh I been drinking paper teas I guess I'm low t blank shooting fag