A guy I know became an escortceller

[Gengar’s Ghost]

He’s 30 years old. I remember last time we spoke he was talking about wanting to get married. Said he was a virgin, no luck in dating but he hadn’t lost hope. He’s sub5 but since he’s Islamic and Turkish, I figured he wouldn’t have a problem getting married. Boy, was I wrong. I was just told that he started escortcelling since earlier this year, spending hundreds of euros on escorts.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

@motionmantris Not exactly a shitpost but yeah. O

 

[motionmantris]

@motionmantris Not exactly a shitpost but yeah. O

Bro was true gengar im sorry 4 questioning u ml

 

[Vantablack]

cheaper than a wife

 

[dragomog]

as should you

 

[iHateLove]

He’s 30 years old. I remember last time we spoke he was talking about wanting to get married. Said he was a virgin, no luck in dating but he hadn’t lost hope. He’s sub5 but since he’s Islamic and Turkish, I figured he wouldn’t have a problem getting married. Boy, was I wrong. I was just told that he started escortcelling since earlier this year, spending hundreds of euros on escorts.

Sometimes I forget you're a mod

 

[serg]

Bro was true gengar im sorry 4 questioning u ml

ml

next thing yk, you're banned for gaypost

 

[Senescence]

He’s 30 years old. I remember last time we spoke he was talking about wanting to get married. Said he was a virgin, no luck in dating but he hadn’t lost hope. He’s sub5 but since he’s Islamic and Turkish, I figured he wouldn’t have a problem getting married. Boy, was I wrong. I was just told that he started escortcelling since earlier this year, spending hundreds of euros on escorts.

cool but when are U escortmaxxing?

 

[motionmantris]

ml

next thing yk, you're banned for gaypost

It was typo istg

 

[Milfhunter-cel.]

He’s 30 years old. I remember last time we spoke he was talking about wanting to get married. Said he was a virgin, no luck in dating but he hadn’t lost hope. He’s sub5 but since he’s Islamic and Turkish, I figured he wouldn’t have a problem getting married. Boy, was I wrong. I was just told that he started escortcelling since earlier this year, spending hundreds of euros on escorts.

what do you mean "you where told"? as if he is was a fellow Philosopher of yours and the peasants brought you a Letter of him

But honestly, If he could have gotten married why the fuck would he Escortcell?
The guy has not only squandered the chance of a normal wife but, according to his religion, is now living in sin as well....

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Bro was true gengar im sorry 4 questioning u ml

It’s all good, no worries.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

cheaper than a wife

That’s true, but he’s religious so you’d think he wouldn’t do that but nope.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

as should you

No thanks, I’m religious.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Sometimes I forget you're a mod

Why is that?

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

ml

next thing yk, you're banned for gaypost

ML is just a way to measure fluids.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

cool but when are U escortmaxxing?

Never! I’m Islamic, it goes against my religious beliefs. That guy I know held on for a long time but he caved in after all. Brootal.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

what do you mean "you where told"? as if he is was a fellow Philosopher of yours and the peasants brought you a Letter of him

But honestly, If he could have gotten married why the fuck would he Escortcell?
The guy has not only squandered the chance of a normal wife but, according to his religion, is now living in sin as well....

Because I heard it from someone else other than the guy in question.

Yeah, that’s right — he’s in sin now. My friend was enjoying it, because that same guy used to joke about my friend being an escortcel but now he’s one himself.

 

[Senescence]

Never! I’m Islamic, it goes against my religious beliefs. That guy I know held on for a long time but he caved in after all. Brootal.

fairs bro

 

[dragomog]

No thanks, I’m religious.

lets be honest its probably the only way u can lose ur khhv status might aswell take it

 

[iHateLove]

Why is that?

You're cool bro, mods aren't like that ig

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

fairs bro

Thanks Bhai.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

lets be honest its probably the only way u can lose ur khhv status might aswell take it

No, it’s not. I am a volcel.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

You're cool bro, mods aren't like that ig

I’m surprised to hear that. I think Master and Numbybhai are cool, tuber too. Emmybhai also.

 

[JOTAROSON]

Ему 30 лет. Помню, в прошлый раз, когда мы разговаривали, он говорил о желании жениться. Сказал, что он девственник, ему не везло в знакомствах, но он не терял надежды. Он моложе 5 лет, но поскольку он мусульманин и турок, я подумала, что у него не будет проблем с женитьбой. Как же я ошибалась! Мне только что сказали, что он начал заниматься эскортом с начала этого года, тратя сотни евро на эскорт-услуги.

I feel sorry for him

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

I feel sorry for him

Yeah, same. He lives with his dad now. His mom passed away a couple of years ago. I guess he felt depressed or something and became an escortcel.

 

[JOTAROSON]

Да, то же самое. Сейчас он живёт с отцом. Его мама умерла пару лет назад. Наверное, он впал в депрессию или что-то в этом роде и стал работать эскорт-девушкой.

Wait, wait, I mean. I thought he was just a pimp, like, does he sleep with men or something?

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Wait, wait, I mean. I thought he was just a pimp, like, does he sleep with men or something?

Hahah. No, he just has sex with escorts. He looks for them online.

 

[JOTAROSON]

Ха-ха. Нет, он просто занимается сексом с проститутками. Он ищет их в интернете.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

He spends like €400 on them. Almost 35,000 rubles.

 

[JOTAROSON]

Он тратит на них около 400 евро. Почти 35 000 рублей.

I feel sorry for him, to be honest, that kind of money could be spent on more reasonable things than just sex.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

I feel sorry for him, to be honest, that kind of money could be spent on more reasonable things than just sex.

I agree with you. My friend who told me about it thought he deserved it. Because my friend used to be an escortmaxxer (he could get women too, but liked paying for it due to easier access), and then the guy in this story would make fun of him for it, saying “Y isn’t here because he’s too busy having sex with escorts.” Lol! Karma.

 

[iHateLove]

I’m surprised to hear that. I think Master and Numbybhai are cool, tuber too. Emmybhai also.

Yk master irl?

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Yk master irl?

Not IRL. But I’ve known him for almost 10 years now.

 

[ghoulmania]

He’s 30 years old. I remember last time we spoke he was talking about wanting to get married. Said he was a virgin, no luck in dating but he hadn’t lost hope. He’s sub5 but since he’s Islamic and Turkish, I figured he wouldn’t have a problem getting married. Boy, was I wrong. I was just told that he started escortcelling since earlier this year, spending hundreds of euros on escorts.

west ruined him, marriage early for all muslims NOW

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

west ruined him, marriage early for all muslims NOW

Many such cases. A lot of guys who are Islamic are escortcels or zinamaxxers in general. Brootal reality. Foids too.

 

[ghoulmania]

Many such cases. A lot of guys who are Islamic are escortcels or zinamaxxers in general. Brootal reality. Foids too.

dunya is screwed wallah, havent seen much from it but damn

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

dunya is screwed wallah, havent seen much from it but damn

It is really screwed and it will only get worse. You will see.