A GUY TRIED TO KISS ME

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i was at a party with a couple of friends, and they also had friends there, so there was people i barely knew

among those people was a short white german guy who was up in my face the entire fucking time bro:lul:

after a few hours we all decide to head home and we lives in the same direction, so that nigga followed me

halfway home this dude just randomly grabs my face and tries to kiss me on some jared padalecki shit
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i immediately pull away before his ass could kiss me and i just look at him weirdly before walking away

THIS NIGGA IS FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE BRO, IM NOT A FUCKING FAGGOT

(mods pls no ban i not gay he was:BlushHug:)

@Disturbed @primal_shitmuncher @Histism @Subhuman
 
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You probably look low T.
 
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:hnghn::hnghn:
 
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This is why you have to be careful with Germans
 
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Please tell me you attacked him after this happened
 
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you have to fight him, bottom line.
 
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Please tell me you attacked him after this happened
Was coming here to say exactly this, I would've absolutely decimated that faggot
 
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Was coming here to say exactly this, I would've absolutely decimated that faggot
Yeah that shits disgusting
 
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I had similar experience but a guy touched my penis and asshole before i could react , i was paralyzed and didn't know what to do tho
 
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:ddHuh: :illyaHuh: :hnghn:
 
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I had similar experience but a guy touched my penis and asshole before i could react , i was paralyzed and didn't know what to do tho
You're fucking gay if this is a larp, and if it wasn't you should've killed him (in gta)
 
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You probably look low T.
actually no, i found out later that this dude just loves dude

he tried to kiss my other friend whos a high t mogger, and he tried to kiss a bunch of other dudes i know :lul:
 
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i was at a party with a couple of friends, and they also had friends there, so there was people i barely knew

among those people was a short white german guy who was up in my face the entire fucking time bro:lul:

after a few hours we all decide to head home and we lives in the same direction, so that nigga followed me

halfway home this dude just randomly grabs my face and tries to kiss me on some jared padalecki shit
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i immediately pull away before his ass could kiss me and i just look at him weirdly before walking away

THIS NIGGA IS FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE BRO, IM NOT A FUCKING FAGGOT

(mods pls no ban i not gay he was:BlushHug:)

@Disturbed @primal_shitmuncher @Histism @Subhuman
I'd smash his face, make him pay for the humiliation and teach him to not try shit like this again

you are low T if you didn't
 
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weren’t you guys vikings & shit

what happened
 
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I'd smash his face, make him pay for the humiliation and teach him to not try shit like this again

you are low T if you didn't
A good take by you, congrats :Clap2:
 
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I'd smash his face, make him pay for the humiliation and teach him to not try shit like this again

you are low T if you didn't
no rep? i thought you liked me bhai:RemHmpf:
 
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2 reps.. get a job..and tag me next time :NOPERS:
im a student bhaicel… and i sure will tag although i did tag you once and you dnr:AquaTriggered:
 
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faggot ramblings dnr
 
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dnr fakecel
 
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matt bonER spoke of this

get it? boner? like matt bomer? but he has a boner?
 
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did you fucking punch him?
 
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fucking kill him wtf
 
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i was at a party with a couple of friends, and they also had friends there, so there was people i barely knew

among those people was a short white german guy who was up in my face the entire fucking time bro:lul:

after a few hours we all decide to head home and we lives in the same direction, so that nigga followed me

halfway home this dude just randomly grabs my face and tries to kiss me on some jared padalecki shit
View attachment 5033787
i immediately pull away before his ass could kiss me and i just look at him weirdly before walking away

THIS NIGGA IS FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE BRO, IM NOT A FUCKING FAGGOT

(mods pls no ban i not gay he was:BlushHug:)

@Disturbed @primal_shitmuncher @Histism @Subhuman
Hahah
 
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Я был на вечеринке с парой друзей, и у них тоже были друзья, так что там были люди, которых я почти не знал.

Среди этих людей был невысокий белый немец, который всё это время лез мне прямо в лицо, чувак.:lul:

Через несколько часов мы все решили отправиться домой, и наши дома находились в одном направлении, поэтому тот парень пошёл за мной.

На полпути домой какой-то чувак внезапно схватил меня за лицо и попытался поцеловать, как это делал Джаред Падалеки.
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Я тут же отстранилась, прежде чем он успел меня поцеловать, и просто странно посмотрела на него, а затем ушла.

Этот ниггер просто невероятный, чувак, я не какой-то там пидор.

(Модераторы, пожалуйста, не баньте, я не гей, он был геем :BlushHug:)

@Disturbed @primal_shitmuncher @Histism @Subhuman
Niger, you had such a chance.:smonk:
 
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He was just trying to JBG maxx so he could slay the other foids at the party
 
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You're fucking gay if this is a larp, and if it wasn't you should've killed him (in
It's true but i was 15 and low t
 
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should have thrown him into a locker
 
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i thought u would like it bro :(
 
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i was at a party with a couple of friends, and they also had friends there, so there was people i barely knew

among those people was a short white german guy who was up in my face the entire fucking time bro:lul:

after a few hours we all decide to head home and we lives in the same direction, so that nigga followed me

halfway home this dude just randomly grabs my face and tries to kiss me on some jared padalecki shit
View attachment 5033787
i immediately pull away before his ass could kiss me and i just look at him weirdly before walking away

THIS NIGGA IS FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE BRO, IM NOT A FUCKING FAGGOT

(mods pls no ban i not gay he was:BlushHug:)

@Disturbed @primal_shitmuncher @Histism @Subhuman
There was this gay guy at my gym and he called me hunk. It was flattering asf ngl
 
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