A homeless girl gave me head

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I was returning to my house from Uni and I parked on the side of the road (my house is next to a road). I saw that there was a girl who looked to be around mid twenties standing outside my car. I was kind of weirded out since she was just standing there and not doing anything, but I got out after around a minute. This bitch instantly opens the doors and sits inside the passenger side seat and starts closing the door. I grab it and ask her what she's doing. And she just Looks at me and doesn't say anything but slowly gets out the car. She then just starts walking away without saying anything, but I chase after her and ask her what her problem is. She talks very very quietly and was pretty much incoherent ngl I don't think her mind was all there 😭 I did feel bad tbh even though she tried to jack my car so I tried to talk to her and ask if she's okay etc and if she needs food and allat. This entitled bitch tried to take advantage of my kindness and said she wanted to stay in my house and wanted liquor :lul: I was like nah sorry I'm not even old enough to buy liquor besides I can't have a homeless person staying in my house. She got mad and said she would just walk back to my house and car then (at this point I was walking with her and leading her away from my house and car) she also tried pick pocketing as we were walking jfl even though I was just tryna help her. she told me that she was a drug dealer and at this point I knew that she was beyond help and didn't deserve my kindness so I led her to a graveyard and gave her an option. Either she sucked my dick or id call the cops on her. Guess which option she picked :feelswhy:
 
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nigga injected herpes+aids no dac
 
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I was returning to my house from Uni and I parked on the side of the road (my house is next to a road). I saw that there was a girl who looked to be around mid twenties standing outside my car. I was kind of weirded out since she was just standing there and not doing anything, but I got out after around a minute. This bitch instantly opens the doors and sits inside the passenger side seat and starts closing the door. I grab it and ask her what she's doing. And she just Looks at me and doesn't say anything but slowly gets out the car. She then just starts walking away without saying anything, but I chase after her and ask her what her problem is. She talks very very quietly and was pretty much incoherent ngl I don't think her mind was all there 😭 I did feel bad tbh even though she tried to jack my car so I tried to talk to her and ask if she's okay etc and if she needs food and allat. This entitled bitch tried to take advantage of my kindness and said she wanted to stay in my house and wanted liquor :lul: I was like nah sorry I'm not even old enough to buy liquor besides I can't have a homeless person staying in my house. She got mad and said she would just walk back to my house and car then (at this point I was walking with her and leading her away from my house and car) she also tried pick pocketing as we were walking jfl even though I was just tryna help her. she told me that she was a drug dealer and at this point I knew that she was beyond help and didn't deserve my kindness so I led her to a graveyard and gave her an option. Either she sucked my dick or id call the cops on her. Guess which option she picked :feelswhy:
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>has an std award
 
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Mirin tales creativity
 
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Dude id be dead scared of stds. Mirin low inhib.
 
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I was returning to my house from Uni and I parked on the side of the road (my house is next to a road). I saw that there was a girl who looked to be around mid twenties standing outside my car. I was kind of weirded out since she was just standing there and not doing anything, but I got out after around a minute. This bitch instantly opens the doors and sits inside the passenger side seat and starts closing the door. I grab it and ask her what she's doing. And she just Looks at me and doesn't say anything but slowly gets out the car. She then just starts walking away without saying anything, but I chase after her and ask her what her problem is. She talks very very quietly and was pretty much incoherent ngl I don't think her mind was all there 😭 I did feel bad tbh even though she tried to jack my car so I tried to talk to her and ask if she's okay etc and if she needs food and allat. This entitled bitch tried to take advantage of my kindness and said she wanted to stay in my house and wanted liquor :lul: I was like nah sorry I'm not even old enough to buy liquor besides I can't have a homeless person staying in my house. She got mad and said she would just walk back to my house and car then (at this point I was walking with her and leading her away from my house and car) she also tried pick pocketing as we were walking jfl even though I was just tryna help her. she told me that she was a drug dealer and at this point I knew that she was beyond help and didn't deserve my kindness so I led her to a graveyard and gave her an option. Either she sucked my dick or id call the cops on her. Guess which option she picked :feelswhy:
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not touching this one
 
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I was returning to my house from Uni and I parked on the side of the road (my house is next to a road). I saw that there was a girl who looked to be around mid twenties standing outside my car. I was kind of weirded out since she was just standing there and not doing anything, but I got out after around a minute. This bitch instantly opens the doors and sits inside the passenger side seat and starts closing the door. I grab it and ask her what she's doing. And she just Looks at me and doesn't say anything but slowly gets out the car. She then just starts walking away without saying anything, but I chase after her and ask her what her problem is. She talks very very quietly and was pretty much incoherent ngl I don't think her mind was all there 😭 I did feel bad tbh even though she tried to jack my car so I tried to talk to her and ask if she's okay etc and if she needs food and allat. This entitled bitch tried to take advantage of my kindness and said she wanted to stay in my house and wanted liquor :lul: I was like nah sorry I'm not even old enough to buy liquor besides I can't have a homeless person staying in my house. She got mad and said she would just walk back to my house and car then (at this point I was walking with her and leading her away from my house and car) she also tried pick pocketing as we were walking jfl even though I was just tryna help her. she told me that she was a drug dealer and at this point I knew that she was beyond help and didn't deserve my kindness so I led her to a graveyard and gave her an option. Either she sucked my dick or id call the cops on her. Guess which option she picked :feelswhy:
Not reading this shit but you should probably go get checked for STIs
 
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Next time take a picture while she sucks your cock and hold a little paper note saying
"@habeebullah looksmax.org" so we know it's not larp.
 
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I was returning to my house from Uni and I parked on the side of the road (my house is next to a road). I saw that there was a girl who looked to be around mid twenties standing outside my car. I was kind of weirded out since she was just standing there and not doing anything, but I got out after around a minute. This bitch instantly opens the doors and sits inside the passenger side seat and starts closing the door. I grab it and ask her what she's doing. And she just Looks at me and doesn't say anything but slowly gets out the car. She then just starts walking away without saying anything, but I chase after her and ask her what her problem is. She talks very very quietly and was pretty much incoherent ngl I don't think her mind was all there 😭 I did feel bad tbh even though she tried to jack my car so I tried to talk to her and ask if she's okay etc and if she needs food and allat. This entitled bitch tried to take advantage of my kindness and said she wanted to stay in my house and wanted liquor :lul: I was like nah sorry I'm not even old enough to buy liquor besides I can't have a homeless person staying in my house. She got mad and said she would just walk back to my house and car then (at this point I was walking with her and leading her away from my house and car) she also tried pick pocketing as we were walking jfl even though I was just tryna help her. she told me that she was a drug dealer and at this point I knew that she was beyond help and didn't deserve my kindness so I led her to a graveyard and gave her an option. Either she sucked my dick or id call the cops on her. Guess which option she picked :feelswhy:
Nah bro chances of STDs from oral is very low. I also only lasted for like 15 seconds πŸ’€
this can’t be real yo 😭
 
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Next time take a picture while she sucks your cock and hold a little paper note saying
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Nah bruv I'm never doing that shit again :feelswhy: I'm ashamed of myself

But if I do somehow end up in that situation, I'll record :hnghn:
 
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On mine and my entire family's soul this happened. I don't larp
 
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Don't do that :feelskek:
Blud ik im retarded but not a shitbrained:smonk:

Btw tbh my exposed thread was ASS bru, @AressGymMaxx signatore would have been better proof:smonk:
 
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Why's this thread only getting recognition now

Mirin the tales from the mental asylum in dalit while being examined by doctor rajeesh Raheem
 
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Nigger use your brain. What could I possibly gain from larping about something retarted like this? 😭
Why's this thread only getting recognition now

Mirin the tales from the mental asylum in dalit while being examined by doctor rajeesh Raheem
 
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Reps boyo reps
Yeah but if I wanted reps, I would have made a more outlandish/impressive tale. This shit was NOT it ngl
 
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I was returning to my house from Uni and I parked on the side of the road (my house is next to a road). I saw that there was a girl who looked to be around mid twenties standing outside my car. I was kind of weirded out since she was just standing there and not doing anything, but I got out after around a minute. This bitch instantly opens the doors and sits inside the passenger side seat and starts closing the door. I grab it and ask her what she's doing. And she just Looks at me and doesn't say anything but slowly gets out the car. She then just starts walking away without saying anything, but I chase after her and ask her what her problem is. She talks very very quietly and was pretty much incoherent ngl I don't think her mind was all there 😭 I did feel bad tbh even though she tried to jack my car so I tried to talk to her and ask if she's okay etc and if she needs food and allat. This entitled bitch tried to take advantage of my kindness and said she wanted to stay in my house and wanted liquor :lul: I was like nah sorry I'm not even old enough to buy liquor besides I can't have a homeless person staying in my house. She got mad and said she would just walk back to my house and car then (at this point I was walking with her and leading her away from my house and car) she also tried pick pocketing as we were walking jfl even though I was just tryna help her. she told me that she was a drug dealer and at this point I knew that she was beyond help and didn't deserve my kindness so I led her to a graveyard and gave her an option. Either she sucked my dick or id call the cops on her. Guess which option she picked :feelswhy:
I may do this to the next Palestinian or Arab foid who asks me for money on the street 🀣🀣🀣

I’ll invite them to my house and be like β€œhere’s 100 quid if you suck my dick with your hijab on”

Would be funny ngl I’ve had it happen enough to me where I could realistically do this dunno why Muslims mainly the women assume im
Also Muslim


Ngl though im laughing irl reading your story like im legit in tears reading it
 
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Larp, but funny af :lul:
 
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I may do this to the next Palestinian or Arab foid who asks me for money on the street 🀣🀣🀣

I’ll invite them to my house and be like β€œhere’s 100 quid if you suck my dick with your hijab on”

Would be funny ngl I’ve had it happen enough to me where I could realistically do this dunno why Muslims mainly the women assume im
Also Muslim


Ngl though im laughing irl reading your story
Nah bro that's fucked ngl. I didn't go hunting for homeless girls to suck my dick, she tried to steal my car, pickpocket me, and take advantage of my kindness, which is why I decided to give her an ultimatum since I realized that she didn't deserve empathy.

Doing it so random girls who haven't done anything bad to you is kind of cooked ngl. Even I shouldn't have done what I did
 
Wasted opportunity + u got stds now
 

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