A.i expalins why you are an incel

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Credit to @Meteor21

 

[alien]

You need to shave your ass hair so that you don't get dingleberries. The baby wipes won't be enough if you don't shave your ass hair.
If you don't shave your ass, you need to blast your ass with water with the showerhead in the shower to cleanse the shit out of your asshole.
Before I go out on a date/dick appointment, I always blast my asshole with water in the shower and then soap my ass.
I haven't shaved my ass hair in awhile though. So sometimes I get dingleberries. So washing my asshole very thoroughly is very important.

 

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Imagine hearing this from a foid irl jfl

 

[Meteor21]

You need to shave your ass hair so that you don't get dingleberries. The baby wipes won't be enough if you don't shave your ass hair.
If you don't shave your ass, you need to blast your ass with water with the showerhead in the shower to cleanse the shit out of your asshole.
Before I go out on a date/dick appointment, I always blast my asshole with water in the shower and then soap my ass.
I haven't shaved my ass hair in awhile though. So sometimes I get dingleberries. So washing my asshole very thoroughly is very important.

Problem is muffling your farts becomes near impossible without hair. And you fuckers aren't low inhibition enough for it to be alpha