A left winger and a MAGA fan walk into a bar.

[truthprovider1]

They start debating a recent political event giving their own nuanced opinion on the subject.
Waiter comes to their table to refill their drinks.
Maga guy asks waiter "Ey man what do you think about this?"
Waiter says: "Well, im a centrist so I don't really have a opinion on it"
maga guy and leftist lock eyes
they realise both of them combined can't do more harm to society than the guy who has no opinion
they shoot the waiter.

end

 

[Bryce]

I got one. A gay guy, a Jewish guy, and a black guy all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "get the fuck out of here."

 

[truthprovider1]

I got one. A gay guy, a Jewish guy, and a black guy all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "get the fuck out of here."

they get out. muslim comes in and blows the place up

 

[Bryce]

they get out. muslim comes in and blows the place up

I like your style kid.

 

[ewri]

I like your style kid.

"I like your style."

proceeds to not rep him lol