A list of all things that make you look gay

[Mouthbreath]

The full list is in the reddit comments.




Some examples:
- Using an umbrella
- Giggling
- Laying on your side, as opposed to flat on your back or stomach
- crossing your legs when sitting
- Using a hairdryer
- Being a passenger in a car a woman is driving
- Cooking for your wife and her bull

 

[Deleted member 25198]

sleeping on your stomach is the most gay thing ever, youre literally unable to see if someones going to rape your butt. i switched to sleeping on my back over a year ago and got rid of all my back problems and im always at my full manlet height of 6 feet now

 

[Mouthbreath]

sleeping on your stomach is the most gay thing ever, youre literally unable to see if someones going to rape your butt. i switched to sleeping on my back over a year ago and got rid of all my back problems and im always at my full manlet height of 6 feet now

Are you stupid? "Laying on your side, as opposed to flat on your back or stomach". Laying on your side looks gay as fuck because you will probably curl up your legs. This isn't about what is more healthy.

When someone asks you if you want a pork steak or a salad with lots of micronutrients, choosing the salad when everyone around you eats steak is still considered gay, no matter if it's more healthy or not.

And sleeping on your back won't make you a lot more prepared for an attack. It's probably pitch black and you have your eyes closed and you're basically dead especially if you're in a deep sleep phase. Good luck fighting for your life when you're not even conscious. If someone was to stab or rape you, they could do it in both positions.

 

[emeraldglass]

Some examples:
- Using an umbrella------bulshit
- Giggling-------Valid
- Laying on your side, as opposed to flat on your back or stomach--------Bullshit
- crossing your legs when sitting----------Valid
- Using a hairdryer----------Valid
- Being a passenger in a car a woman is driving-----------Valid
- Cooking for your wife and her bull--------------Valid

 

[Deleted member 25198]

Are you stupid? "Laying on your side, as opposed to flat on your back or stomach". Laying on your side looks gay as fuck because you will probably curl up your legs. This isn't about what is more healthy.

When someone asks you if you want a pork steak or a salad with lots of micronutrients, choosing the salad when everyone around you eats steak is still considered gay, no matter if it's more healthy or not.

And sleeping on your back won't make you a lot more prepared for an attack. It's probably pitch black and you have your eyes closed and you're basically dead especially if you're in a deep sleep phase. Good luck fighting for your life when you're not even conscious. If someone was to stab or rape you, they could do it in both positions.

whatever bro keep exposing your booty to predators

 

[Deleted member 23286]

Some examples:
- Using an umbrella
- Giggling
- Laying on your side, as opposed to flat on your back or stomach
- crossing your legs when sitting
- Using a hairdryer
- Being a passenger in a car a woman is driving
- Cooking for your wife and her bull

I am 100% gay, by your definitions.

 

[Vermilioncore]

I’m 99% feminine. The 1% of masculinity comes during sex when I am a man who thrusts his penis into a vagina to ejaculate.

 

[Mouthbreath]

whatever bro keep exposing your booty to predators

Do you use a blanket? It's over for you if you do.

Have you ever held down the blanket on a person who was in bed? They have no mobility whatsoever, if someone holds down your blanket you're basically immobilized even if the person is not as strong as you. They can do whatever they want.

 

[MoggerChad]

Is that the full list? So is it ok that I'm wearing crop tops?

 

[Pendejo]

Laying on your side looks gay as fuck because you will probably curl up your legs.

Not if you are sleeping

 

[apocalypse]

I sit like this often

How over is it?

 

[Mouthbreath]

Is that the full list? So is it ok that I'm wearing crop tops?

The full list is in the reddit comments.

 

[MoggerChad]

I sit like this often

How over is it?

Only chadlite+ can sit like this

 

[Sprinkles]

Sitting down to piss instead of standing up

 

[Mouthbreath]

I sit like this often

How over is it?

A lot of men do that. It definitely makes you look more feminine, but you also look more high class in my opinion.

 

[Deleted member 24712]

I sit like this often

How over is it?

how do u sit like that without crushing ur dick n balls tho

 

[Mouthbreath]

how do u sit like that without crushing ur dick n balls tho

I would only sit like that if I had to hold my pee in

 

[apocalypse]

how do u sit like that without crushing ur dick n balls tho

I have a large anogenital distance

 

[Deleted member 24712]

I have a large anogenital distance

i hope ur right