A man needs pussy

[Deleted member 4362]

A man needs a pussy to fuck.

When a man complains about not having a girlfriend, what he really means is: “I need a pussy to fuck”

Lack of pussy disease (LOPD) causes severe mental and physical health issues. I always wondered how MRA and MGTOW could be so aware of almost every other issue men face today except arguably the most important one.

Men need pussy.

 

[Incellectually_Shy]

Yes.

 

[thecel]

Yes.

enjoy her roastbeef queef

 

[Vermilioncore]

True words on LOPD.

To quote myself, if I may,

Depression should be called “LOPD” (Lack of Pussy Disease). Basically depression is synonymous with inceldom. A human being cannot be depressed and also fuck simultaneously. It’s a paradox that cannot exist.

 

[germanlooks]

It’s not just pussy otherwise we all could cope with escorts

It’s the whole thing with cuddling, kissing and being loved by a girl what a man needs

 

[Deleted member 4362]

It’s not just pussy otherwise we all could cope with escorts

It’s the whole thing with cuddling, kissing and being loved by a girl what a man needs

Not for a dark triad beast like me

 

[Deleted member 4362]

True words on LOPD.

To quote myself, if I may,

 

[randomvanish]

 

[randomvanish]

cuddling, kissing and being loved

sounds gay af

 

[germanlooks]

sounds gay af

Yea kissing/cuddling with a girl and being loved by her is totally gay.

Rather fuck a dude. Much straighter tbh

 

[randomvanish]

Rather fuck a dude. Much straighter tbh

 

[germanlooks]

Examples of Sarcasm: Understand the Meaning and Types​

Sarcasm is everywhere! You can see it in everyday speech, literature, movies, and TV shows. Typically, sarcasm is used as a type of comedic relief, but it can also tell you loads about the personality of a character. Get a clear definition of this rhetorical device through sarcasm examples.

Sarcasm Meaning and Types​

Sarcasm is an ironic or satirical remark tempered by humor. Mainly, people use it to say the opposite of what's true to make someone look or feel foolish. For example, let's say you see someone struggling to open a door and you ask them, "Do you want help?" If they reply by saying, "No thanks. I'm really enjoying the challenge," you'll know they're being sarcastic. Sarcasm is all about the context and tone of voice, which is why it works better verbally. It's something you'll know when you hear it.
Sarcastic jokes can also be used for comedic relief. For example, "I walked into my hotel room and wondered if the interior decorators thought orange was the new black." The main gist of sarcasm is that the words are not meant to be taken literally.

Different Types of Sarcasm​

Sarcasm can come in all different types. Some are easier to catch on to than others.

• self-deprecating - where you poke fun at yourself
• deadpan - sarcasm given in serious tone (can be harder to pick up on)
• brooding - saying the opposite of what you mean in an irritated tone
• juvenile - obnoxious statements that might come across as annoying

Now that you know a bit more about sarcasm, let's walk through some examples of sarcasm for a better understanding.

Sarcastic Quotes From Literature​

Literature provides wonderfully crafted sarcastic retorts and jokes for readers to enjoy. An author might develop a character with a biting tongue. Perhaps they're very blunt in their delivery. At other times, they might be sarcastic to let the other characters sense their dismissive nature.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J. K. Rowling​

In the first example, Harry Potter is definitely letting his uncle know he thinks very little of his level of intelligence.

"'What were you doing under our window, boy?'
'Listening to the news,' said Harry in a resigned voice.
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
'Listening to the news! Again?'
'Well, it changes every day, you see,' said Harry."

The Fault in Our Stars by John Greene​

The Fault in Our Stars by John Greene delves into some pretty heavy topics like death and childhood cancer. But that doesn't mean you can't add a bit of sassy wit, as this quote by Isaac illustrates.

"Thank you for explaining that my eye cancer isn't going to make me deaf. I feel so fortunate that an intellectual giant like yourself would deign to operate on me."

The Martian by Andy Weir​

Andy Weir also does a fabulous job displaying brooding sarcasm in his book The Martian. Explore a small preview through Mindy's retort.

"'Funny,' Venkat said. 'Be a smart-a** to a guy seven levels above you at your company. See how that works out.'
'Oh no,' Mindy said. "I might lose my job as an interplanetary voyeur? I guess I'd have to use my master's degree for something else.'"

The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins​

Katniss Everdeen has had a hard life in District 12. Therefore, she's rather snarky when she speaks. So you can find a lot of sarcasm in her dialogue.

"'District 12. Where you can starve to death in safety,' I mutter. Then I glance quickly over my shoulder. Even here, in the middle of nowhere, you worry someone might overhear you."

Julius Caesar by William Shakespeare​

William Shakespeare had a knack for sarcasm in his work. Check out this example by Anthony.

"So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus / Hath told you Caesar was ambitious. / If it were so, it was a grievous fault, / And grievously hath Caesar answered it."

Sarcastic Quotes From Movies and Television​

A character's level of sarcasm can say a lot about them. And some characters have it down to a science. Explore some examples of sarcasm from movies and television.

The Big Bang Theory: The Financial Permeability, Season 2​

Penny is great at self-deprecating and brooding sarcasm. This is especially funny since most of her intelligent friends are not. See an example of a sarcastic remark toward Sheldon.

Leonard: "Hey, Penny. How's work?"
Penny: "Great! I hope I'm a waitress at the Cheesecake Factory for my whole life!"
Sheldon: "Was that sarcasm?"
Penny: "No."
Sheldon: "Was that sarcasm?"
Penny: "Yes."

House: The Socratic Method, Season 1​

If sarcastic, snarky remarks were outlawed on TV, then Dr. House would not have a show. When it comes to brooding and deadpan sarcasm, Dr. House is the master. Get a small peek into Dr. House's personality.

Dr. House: "Ah, my birthday. Normally, I'd put on a festive hat and celebrate the fact that the Earth circled the Sun one more time. I really didn't think it was going to make it this year. But, darn it if it wasn't 'the little planet that could' all over again."

Sadly Sarcastic​

If someone's being sarcastic, it's likely there's a bite somewhere in their words. If any of these sarcasm examples remind you of verbal irony, then you're onto something. Sarcasm is closely linked to verbal irony. Both rhetorical devices say one thing but mean another. The difference is that verbal irony is meant to be eye-catching or funny. Sarcasm is meant to be that, plus a drop of bitterness. For more on sarcasm's kin, check out the differences between sarcasm and irony.

 

[randomvanish]

Examples of Sarcasm: Understand the Meaning and Types​

Sarcasm is everywhere! You can see it in everyday speech, literature, movies, and TV shows. Typically, sarcasm is used as a type of comedic relief, but it can also tell you loads about the personality of a character. Get a clear definition of this rhetorical device through sarcasm examples.

Sarcasm Meaning and Types​

Sarcasm is an ironic or satirical remark tempered by humor. Mainly, people use it to say the opposite of what's true to make someone look or feel foolish. For example, let's say you see someone struggling to open a door and you ask them, "Do you want help?" If they reply by saying, "No thanks. I'm really enjoying the challenge," you'll know they're being sarcastic. Sarcasm is all about the context and tone of voice, which is why it works better verbally. It's something you'll know when you hear it.
Sarcastic jokes can also be used for comedic relief. For example, "I walked into my hotel room and wondered if the interior decorators thought orange was the new black." The main gist of sarcasm is that the words are not meant to be taken literally.

Different Types of Sarcasm​

Sarcasm can come in all different types. Some are easier to catch on to than others.

• self-deprecating - where you poke fun at yourself
• deadpan - sarcasm given in serious tone (can be harder to pick up on)
• brooding - saying the opposite of what you mean in an irritated tone
• juvenile - obnoxious statements that might come across as annoying

Now that you know a bit more about sarcasm, let's walk through some examples of sarcasm for a better understanding.

Sarcastic Quotes From Literature​

Literature provides wonderfully crafted sarcastic retorts and jokes for readers to enjoy. An author might develop a character with a biting tongue. Perhaps they're very blunt in their delivery. At other times, they might be sarcastic to let the other characters sense their dismissive nature.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J. K. Rowling​

In the first example, Harry Potter is definitely letting his uncle know he thinks very little of his level of intelligence.

The Fault in Our Stars by John Greene​

The Fault in Our Stars by John Greene delves into some pretty heavy topics like death and childhood cancer. But that doesn't mean you can't add a bit of sassy wit, as this quote by Isaac illustrates.

The Martian by Andy Weir​

Andy Weir also does a fabulous job displaying brooding sarcasm in his book The Martian. Explore a small preview through Mindy's retort.

The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins​

Katniss Everdeen has had a hard life in District 12. Therefore, she's rather snarky when she speaks. So you can find a lot of sarcasm in her dialogue.

Julius Caesar by William Shakespeare​

William Shakespeare had a knack for sarcasm in his work. Check out this example by Anthony.

Sarcastic Quotes From Movies and Television​

A character's level of sarcasm can say a lot about them. And some characters have it down to a science. Explore some examples of sarcasm from movies and television.

The Big Bang Theory: The Financial Permeability, Season 2​

Penny is great at self-deprecating and brooding sarcasm. This is especially funny since most of her intelligent friends are not. See an example of a sarcastic remark toward Sheldon.

House: The Socratic Method, Season 1​

If sarcastic, snarky remarks were outlawed on TV, then Dr. House would not have a show. When it comes to brooding and deadpan sarcasm, Dr. House is the master. Get a small peek into Dr. House's personality.

Sadly Sarcastic​

If someone's being sarcastic, it's likely there's a bite somewhere in their words. If any of these sarcasm examples remind you of verbal irony, then you're onto something. Sarcasm is closely linked to verbal irony. Both rhetorical devices say one thing but mean another. The difference is that verbal irony is meant to be eye-catching or funny. Sarcasm is meant to be that, plus a drop of bitterness. For more on sarcasm's kin, check out the differences between sarcasm and irony.