A message to all incels on this forum: The grass is not greener

[TheRagingBull]

Okay listen up boys, I had a 17 year old legal girl so I'm all pumped up time to fuck this bitch right? First off I COULDNT FIND OUT HOW TO PUT MY DICK IN A PUSSY! I told this story to my boxing coach and he thought I'm retarded. We tried 5x day 1 and 3x day 2.

PUSSIES HAVE A TERRIBLE TEXTURE!
Her pussy legitimately had a texture similar to a slimey sponge. Fucking disgusting. The smell as well fucking gross. She has the audacity to request i eat that shit??? I changed the topic so quick.

BLOW JOBS ARE NOT ANYTHING CLOSE TO PORN!!! Porn makes them look so fucking sexy but they feel like shit. I've recieved about 15 blow jobs from 8 diff people now 0 CUMS!!!

PORN IS BETTER!!! I can cum wayyyy faster to porn and I don't need to spend money.

Overall only benefit is that she bought me food twice because she likes me

 

[News]

The grass isn't greener on the other side.

 

[mayo mogger]

Okay listen up boys, I had a 17 year old legal girl so I'm all pumped up time to fuck this bitch right? First off I COULDNT FIND OUT HOW TO PUT MY DICK IN A PUSSY! I told this story to my boxing coach and he thought I'm retarded. We tried 5x day 1 and 3x day 2.

PUSSIES HAVE A TERRIBLE TEXTURE!
Her pussy legitimately had a texture similar to a slimey sponge. Fucking disgusting. The smell as well fucking gross. She has the audacity to request i eat that shit??? I changed the topic so quick.

BLOW JOBS ARE NOT ANYTHING CLOSE TO PORN!!! Porn makes them look so fucking sexy but they feel like shit. I've recieved about 15 blow jobs from 8 diff people now 0 CUMS!!!

PORN IS BETTER!!! I can cum wayyyy faster to porn and I don't need to spend money.

Overall only benefit is that she bought me food twice because she likes me

So sex is overated ? Lets goooo

 

[FutureSlayer]

Okay listen up boys, I had a 17 year old legal girl so I'm all pumped up time to fuck this bitch right? First off I COULDNT FIND OUT HOW TO PUT MY DICK IN A PUSSY! I told this story to my boxing coach and he thought I'm retarded. We tried 5x day 1 and 3x day 2.

PUSSIES HAVE A TERRIBLE TEXTURE!
Her pussy legitimately had a texture similar to a slimey sponge. Fucking disgusting. The smell as well fucking gross. She has the audacity to request i eat that shit??? I changed the topic so quick.

BLOW JOBS ARE NOT ANYTHING CLOSE TO PORN!!! Porn makes them look so fucking sexy but they feel like shit. I've recieved about 15 blow jobs from 8 diff people now 0 CUMS!!!

PORN IS BETTER!!! I can cum wayyyy faster to porn and I don't need to spend money.

Overall only benefit is that she bought me food twice because she likes me

true

 

[soover4me]

I jus don’t wanna be subhuman

 

[mayo mogger]

I jus don’t wanna be subhuman

Keep dreaming son forver capped at subhuman , ( im subhuman too)

 

[KDD5]

 

[soover4me]

Keep dreaming son forver capped at subhuman , ( im subhuman too)

Im not a dalit tho??

 

[mayo mogger]

Im not a dalit tho??

Cope, non dalit is even more subhuman trait

 

[soover4me]

Cope, non dalit is even more subhuman trait

Dnr dalit

 

[Klasik01]

Okay listen up boys, I had a 17 year old legal girl so I'm all pumped up time to fuck this bitch right? First off I COULDNT FIND OUT HOW TO PUT MY DICK IN A PUSSY! I told this story to my boxing coach and he thought I'm retarded. We tried 5x day 1 and 3x day 2.

PUSSIES HAVE A TERRIBLE TEXTURE!
Her pussy legitimately had a texture similar to a slimey sponge. Fucking disgusting. The smell as well fucking gross. She has the audacity to request i eat that shit??? I changed the topic so quick.

BLOW JOBS ARE NOT ANYTHING CLOSE TO PORN!!! Porn makes them look so fucking sexy but they feel like shit. I've recieved about 15 blow jobs from 8 diff people now 0 CUMS!!!

PORN IS BETTER!!! I can cum wayyyy faster to porn and I don't need to spend money.

Overall only benefit is that she bought me food twice because she likes me

What do you expected pussy to be like? You have to lick that shit the same way she has to suck your dick. Sex is gross, aren't you aware how dirty whores are. You're supposed to fuck the girl hard so she falls in love and submits to you later.

 

[TheRagingBull]

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No tales pussy is stank

 

[TheRagingBull]

What do you expected pussy to be like? You have to lick that shit the same way she has to suck your dick. Sex is gross, aren't you aware how dirty whores are.

Dude that shit is nasty when girls get wet I imagined like idk water or something that shit is slimey like a snail. No way my tongue will touch that shit.

 

[Akhi]

>porn addicted moron

 

[TheRagingBull]

What do you expected pussy to be like? You have to lick that shit the same way she has to suck your dick. Sex is gross, aren't you aware how dirty whores are.

And CLITS don't get me started, feels so gross to touch dude

 

[autistic_tendencies]

I will stay incel forever to maintain my youthful charm and innocence

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

this is like one of us telling a starving african child 'the grass ain't always greener brah, i got hella food and water and my life is still shit that stuff won't make you happy' JFL

 

[Klasik01]

And CLITS don't get me started, feels so gross to touch dude

Now you understand why we think modern women are disgusting, that was the top of the iceberg. Some women get gangbanged by BBC and they cum in her mouth, do you think sperm tastes good? You had to stimulate her clit so she starts squirting pee lmao

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Pussies do have weird designs ngl. Don't know why dudes are so obsessed with fucking it. This is why I prefer ther other hole, it's far more simple.

 

[gooner23]

Okay listen up boys, I had a 17 year old legal girl so I'm all pumped up time to fuck this bitch right? First off I COULDNT FIND OUT HOW TO PUT MY DICK IN A PUSSY! I told this story to my boxing coach and he thought I'm retarded. We tried 5x day 1 and 3x day 2.

PUSSIES HAVE A TERRIBLE TEXTURE!
Her pussy legitimately had a texture similar to a slimey sponge. Fucking disgusting. The smell as well fucking gross. She has the audacity to request i eat that shit??? I changed the topic so quick.

BLOW JOBS ARE NOT ANYTHING CLOSE TO PORN!!! Porn makes them look so fucking sexy but they feel like shit. I've recieved about 15 blow jobs from 8 diff people now 0 CUMS!!!

PORN IS BETTER!!! I can cum wayyyy faster to porn and I don't need to spend money.

Overall only benefit is that she bought me food twice because she likes me

when my aged pocket pussy starts smellin like real pussy

 

[SeiGun]

nah bro the problem of incel is the accesibility not the act itself, incels want the experience of having sex for real...
the grass is not greener but at least its a real grass

 

[The Grinch]

Blowjobs feel great if you’re truly attracted to the one giving it to you. Otherwise it feels weird and not as pleasurable as incels imagine it but it still does the job tough

 

[TheRagingBull]

Blowjobs feel great if you’re truly attracted to the one giving it to you. Otherwise it feels weird and not as pleasurable as incels imagine it but it still does the job tough

I wish, porn made me think BJs would be most heavenly thing sexual. Then every single time I failed to cum :/. The girl this time around is a landwhale but she's really nice tbh maybe I will like her soon

 

[The Grinch]

I wish, porn made me think BJs would be most heavenly thing sexual. Then every single time I failed to cum :/. The girl this time around is a landwhale but she's really nice tbh maybe I will like her soon

Then she’s bad at sucking, simple as that. Tell her to practice it with a banana or some shit, so she becomes better, maybe she can ask her slut friends for tips

 

[Klasik01]

Chinese woman eating pussy and dick
It is watery, slimy and smells like the ocean

 

[wsada]

@ConfusedBolivian @WishIwasChico thoughts?

 

[TheRagingBull]

Chinese woman eating pussy
It is watery, slimy and smells like the ocean

Imagine making a living eating ocean penises

 

[Bojack]

sheit

 

[fukmylyf]

its very overrated tbh

 

[WishIwasChico]

Larp surely? How could you not find her? She would’ve guided you if you was struggling? Seems like mega tales tbh. She would’ve legit took your dick and put it in her jfl if you was struggling.

Mirin the larp tho bro

 

[TheRagingBull]

Larp surely? How could you not find her? She would’ve guided you if you was struggling? Seems like mega tales tbh. She would’ve legit took your dick and put it in her jfl if you was struggling.

Mirin the larp tho bro

She did and she even attempted to ride me twice...idk man I ended up using a huge dildo on her along with this tiny vibrator to make her cum both times. It was pretty embarrassing. Mind you this was a bigger girl

 

[WishIwasChico]

She did and she even attempted to ride me twice...idk man I ended up using a huge dildo on her along with this tiny vibrator to make her cum both times. It was pretty embarrassing. Mind you this was a bigger girl

Seems like tales or you have a micro dick

 

[exeter]

Okay listen up boys, I had a 17 year old legal girl so I'm all pumped up time to fuck this bitch right? First off I COULDNT FIND OUT HOW TO PUT MY DICK IN A PUSSY! I told this story to my boxing coach and he thought I'm retarded. We tried 5x day 1 and 3x day 2.

PUSSIES HAVE A TERRIBLE TEXTURE!
Her pussy legitimately had a texture similar to a slimey sponge. Fucking disgusting. The smell as well fucking gross. She has the audacity to request i eat that shit??? I changed the topic so quick.

BLOW JOBS ARE NOT ANYTHING CLOSE TO PORN!!! Porn makes them look so fucking sexy but they feel like shit. I've recieved about 15 blow jobs from 8 diff people now 0 CUMS!!!

PORN IS BETTER!!! I can cum wayyyy faster to porn and I don't need to spend money.

Overall only benefit is that she bought me food twice because she likes me

Hahahahaa i was talking to my slayer coworker and he was telling me that even he needs to bust a nut to some porn from time to time even though he has easy access to sex

 

[randomop]

Just do anal if you don’t like vagina

 

[EggKing]

Okay listen up boys, I had a 17 year old legal girl so I'm all pumped up time to fuck this bitch right? First off I COULDNT FIND OUT HOW TO PUT MY DICK IN A PUSSY! I told this story to my boxing coach and he thought I'm retarded. We tried 5x day 1 and 3x day 2.

PUSSIES HAVE A TERRIBLE TEXTURE!
Her pussy legitimately had a texture similar to a slimey sponge. Fucking disgusting. The smell as well fucking gross. She has the audacity to request i eat that shit??? I changed the topic so quick.

BLOW JOBS ARE NOT ANYTHING CLOSE TO PORN!!! Porn makes them look so fucking sexy but they feel like shit. I've recieved about 15 blow jobs from 8 diff people now 0 CUMS!!!

PORN IS BETTER!!! I can cum wayyyy faster to porn and I don't need to spend money.

Overall only benefit is that she bought me food twice because she likes me

Dnr porn fried brain dalit

 

[TheRagingBull]

Seems like tales or you have a micro dick

I'm pretty average but it balanced out because she had a humongous pussy