A message to cromagnon

[Deleted member 80562]

Bhai, I want to ask you how do you deal with mogging the entirety of Lahore? How do you deal with meeting your childhood friends who called you motu (fat) for fun and now you are fucking almost Gandy tier in looks and making them feel like cockroach? How has the dynamic changed? Do these friends still hang out with you in same vibe or they distance themselves a bit from you , or act different towards you? How do you deal with staying loyal to your wife when you can steal every looksmax cumskin's oneitis who they cry about not having while they drift off to sleep in their dominos laced bed with one glance? How do you keep yourself humble?

Ma'assalama
Rabid Rosaries

@cromagnon

 

[Deleted member 117431]

Bhai, I want to ask you how do you deal with mogging the entirety of Lahore? How do you deal with meeting your childhood friends who called you motu (fat) for fun and now you are fucking almost Gandy tier in looks and making them feel like cockroach? How has the dynamic changed? Do these friends still hang out with you in same vibe or they distance themselves a bit from you , or act different towards you? How do you deal with staying loyal to your wife when you can steal every looksmax cumskin's oneitis who they cry about not having while they drift off to sleep in their dominos laced bed with one glance? How do you keep yourself humble?

Ma'assalama
Rabid Rosaries

@cromagnon

salludon bhai how can i mew like you

 

[GabachoCopium]

Bhai, I want to ask you how do you deal with mogging the entirety of Lahore? How do you deal with meeting your childhood friends who called you motu (fat) for fun and now you are fucking almost Gandy tier in looks and making them feel like cockroach? How has the dynamic changed? Do these friends still hang out with you in same vibe or they distance themselves a bit from you , or act different towards you? How do you deal with staying loyal to your wife when you can steal every looksmax cumskin's oneitis who they cry about not having while they drift off to sleep in their dominos laced bed with one glance? How do you keep yourself humble?

Ma'assalama
Rabid Rosaries

@cromagnon

Bhai, let me break it down for you. As a short, unattractive, mentally unstable Indian male with a god complex and a flair for chaos, my approach to life is simple: pure, unadulterated delusion. I don’t just mog Lahore; I mog entire civilizations in my mind, from the Indus Valley to Silicon Valley. My childhood friends? They called me motu, sure, but now I look them straight in their insecure little eyes, remind them of their failing hairlines, and let my insane laugh echo in their ears. They’re still around, but only because they know I’m a ticking time bomb of insults and self-aggrandizement.

As for staying loyal to my wife? Easy. No wife. Loyalty is for men who aren’t busy imagining stealing everyone’s oneitis while binging on Domino’s Pizza and practicing their fake TED Talks in the mirror. Humility? Humility is for the weak,

bhai. I’ve got hubris in one hand, insecurity in the other, and delusion on my back like a cape. That’s how I roll.

 

[Deleted member 72069]

Namaste, thank you for the Massage brothur. I Will get back to you AS AP.