A pattern I've seen with people who ask for receipts at my store

[scrunchables]

98% of the time they are old, smelly and broke people. Deteriorated remains of humans that continue to walk the earth.

 

[AlexBrown84]

i don’t even touch receipts when the worker tries to give it to me haha

 

[scrunchables]

Every now and again I also get the borderline crippled old lady who makes a check for an $11 order of 2 sandwiches and a drink.

 

[scrunchables]

i don’t even touch receipts when the worker tries to give it to me haha

I only do that if they're Mexican

 

[i_love_roosters]

Or trannies who want that estrogen from the ink

 

[scrunchables]

Or trannies who want that estrogen from the ink

I thank GOD every day that I haven't ran into any.