Captain Albania
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some preliminary notes:
- by "actually looking good", I mean having what it takes to be considered attractive by the vast majority of women, not "being rated a htn/chadlite+" by random subhumans on internet forums based on heavily frauded pics you posted there
- I'm not gonna describe situations from nightclubs and bars since different rules apply there and those are tutorial mode for slaying as a remotely handsome guy; I'm gonna focus on regular, everyday situations where it's not really conventional to engage in flirting, approaching and romantic/sexual escalations
-not commenting encounters leading to sex and relationships since acting like getting those is a great achievement is pretty fucking cringe; this is about debunking the "IOIs don't exist" bullshit
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so, to start with the actual thread content, this is what you'll be experiencing around (hot, average and below average) women of all ages as a gl guy whenever you leave your home (only a minor fraction of my collected experiences so far; most gl guys here will find this to be extremely relatable, others will try their hardest to cope and claim these mean absolutely nothing and are a figment of my imagination):
1. 99% of them will automatically start fixing their hair when they notice you/walk past you (this usually means nothing, but if it happens ALL the time, the reason for such subconscious reaction is obvious)
2. you'll often catch them freeze and stare at you in disbelief from a distance (borderline creepy)
3. you'll also often notice them getting into that alleviated, super alert state of being, looking like they are facing a life-threatening danger
4. they will start small talk with you in random public places, trying to get you engaged in the convo and hoping it would lead to arranging a date/hanging out of any kind
5. when communicating with you, they'll immediately make sex, looks and your relationship status the main topic of the conversation
6. they'll use higher-pitched voice and try to come off as submissive and vulnerable; don't even have to mention dilated pupils
7. they'll openly ask you about your plans for the evening/weekend even if they just met you
8. they'll ask you random banal questions about random, irrelevant stuff even though it's blatantly obvious they already know the answer
9. they'll become very touchy around you, using every opportunity to lean on you or touch your waist or arms
10. direct compliments about your looks, of course
11. implying you must have endless options when it comes to sex/LTR options
12. spontaneously positioning themselves as close to you as possible
13. they'll enter your dorm room through your window (when your room is on the first floor/accessible that way) at 5 AM and straight get into your bed, gluing themselves next to you and trying to wake you up while caressing your neck, face and certain other body parts
14. they'll leave papers with their phone numbers and cute messages in your studying materials if you find yourself in the same library/study room with them
15. they'll invite you to do just about anything with them without any hesitation
16. they'll compliment you on virtues and skills you don't even really possess
17. they'll make all kinds of excuses to get you to touch them, including asking you to fix their clothes or remove something from their necks
18. when walking past you with a group of friends, they'll slow down and get behind them so they can eyefuck you when you cross paths without their jealous friends noticing (they usually do notice and get fucking triggered, lmfao)
19. they'll literally state they want to, for example, study with you after classes or ask you to help them understand something even though they are top students
20. you'll hear them comment on your looks with their female friends when they walk past you all the time, hoping you'll hear it and act on it some time later or immediately
21. blushing and failing to contain smiles when around you, of course
22. insisting on establishing and maintaining an intense eye-contact (the type that gets subhuman men into trouble when they attempt the same)
23. they'll have no problem telling you that you have a strong sexual aura/appeal and asking you if women often rub their bodies with yours in public transport or in public in general
24. regarding older women such as professors, they'll keep insisting on communicating with you during classes despite the group consisting on 80+ people, to the point where it becomes awkward considering the amount of people present
25. those same older women will not hesitate in touching or even massaging you in rooms full of students, professors or other types of people for extended periods of time (legit caged when this happened to me)
26. they (girls, women) will often give you free stuff and offering to do you a favor without you asking for it
27. they'll often already know who you are and a lot of stuff about you despite never having officially met you before
28. they'll ask your female friends if you were available and ask them for your phone number
29. they'll be very persistent in maintaining communication with you (both irl and via apps) despite you making it pretty clear that you don't care about them at all
30. they'll start telling you about themselves in random public places even though you barely registered their existence
31. they'll try to invite themselves to your place, often implying they are good at sex and giving head (quite a turn off for me, tbh)
32. they'll assume you are taller than you really are
33. they'll completely lose their composure in all imaginable ways when around you
34. related to 30., they'll share their private stuff with you without you even asking
35. looking directly at you when you are in a large group of people and everyone starts laughing for some reason
36. they'll usually never have a reserved body language around you (there are some minor exceptions to this, but i can't bother expanding on underlying reasons for such behavior)
37. they'll openly ask you to comment on their (sexual) body parts
38. they''ll openly ask you about your ideals when it comes to women's looks and sexual preferences and fetishes
39. they'll be extremely forgiving of your mistakes, rude comments or sperg outs of any kind
40. you'll often find out they have been heavily complimenting just about everything about you to other people
41. they'll be extremely interested in your hobbies and passions, no matter how boring or nerdy they might be
42. they'll want to watch you play sports with your friends
43. they'll often suggest/initiate meetings you without any socially acceptable reason for doing that
44. they'll start giggling and pinching their female friends as they walk past you
45. if you've been around them for a while (same study group, uni campus wing etc), but without initiating contact, it will be a matter of time before they start making silent comments (very sensual/sexual, high-pitched-voiced "hi" or "hello, boy", for example) when they get tired of you ignoring them
46. they'll cringe hard at other guys trying to compare or compete with you in any way
47. milfs will often insist on putting food in your mouth during business lunches (just lol at this one, happened more than 5 times to me with different women already)
many more, including more extreme and sexualized examples, but I'm too drunk recall everything and keep typing now. might update this thread when i feel like it.
some preliminary notes:
- by "actually looking good", I mean having what it takes to be considered attractive by the vast majority of women, not "being rated a htn/chadlite+" by random subhumans on internet forums based on heavily frauded pics you posted there
- I'm not gonna describe situations from nightclubs and bars since different rules apply there and those are tutorial mode for slaying as a remotely handsome guy; I'm gonna focus on regular, everyday situations where it's not really conventional to engage in flirting, approaching and romantic/sexual escalations
-not commenting encounters leading to sex and relationships since acting like getting those is a great achievement is pretty fucking cringe; this is about debunking the "IOIs don't exist" bullshit
---
so, to start with the actual thread content, this is what you'll be experiencing around (hot, average and below average) women of all ages as a gl guy whenever you leave your home (only a minor fraction of my collected experiences so far; most gl guys here will find this to be extremely relatable, others will try their hardest to cope and claim these mean absolutely nothing and are a figment of my imagination):
1. 99% of them will automatically start fixing their hair when they notice you/walk past you (this usually means nothing, but if it happens ALL the time, the reason for such subconscious reaction is obvious)
2. you'll often catch them freeze and stare at you in disbelief from a distance (borderline creepy)
3. you'll also often notice them getting into that alleviated, super alert state of being, looking like they are facing a life-threatening danger
4. they will start small talk with you in random public places, trying to get you engaged in the convo and hoping it would lead to arranging a date/hanging out of any kind
5. when communicating with you, they'll immediately make sex, looks and your relationship status the main topic of the conversation
6. they'll use higher-pitched voice and try to come off as submissive and vulnerable; don't even have to mention dilated pupils
7. they'll openly ask you about your plans for the evening/weekend even if they just met you
8. they'll ask you random banal questions about random, irrelevant stuff even though it's blatantly obvious they already know the answer
9. they'll become very touchy around you, using every opportunity to lean on you or touch your waist or arms
10. direct compliments about your looks, of course
11. implying you must have endless options when it comes to sex/LTR options
12. spontaneously positioning themselves as close to you as possible
13. they'll enter your dorm room through your window (when your room is on the first floor/accessible that way) at 5 AM and straight get into your bed, gluing themselves next to you and trying to wake you up while caressing your neck, face and certain other body parts
14. they'll leave papers with their phone numbers and cute messages in your studying materials if you find yourself in the same library/study room with them
15. they'll invite you to do just about anything with them without any hesitation
16. they'll compliment you on virtues and skills you don't even really possess
17. they'll make all kinds of excuses to get you to touch them, including asking you to fix their clothes or remove something from their necks
18. when walking past you with a group of friends, they'll slow down and get behind them so they can eyefuck you when you cross paths without their jealous friends noticing (they usually do notice and get fucking triggered, lmfao)
19. they'll literally state they want to, for example, study with you after classes or ask you to help them understand something even though they are top students
20. you'll hear them comment on your looks with their female friends when they walk past you all the time, hoping you'll hear it and act on it some time later or immediately
21. blushing and failing to contain smiles when around you, of course
22. insisting on establishing and maintaining an intense eye-contact (the type that gets subhuman men into trouble when they attempt the same)
23. they'll have no problem telling you that you have a strong sexual aura/appeal and asking you if women often rub their bodies with yours in public transport or in public in general
24. regarding older women such as professors, they'll keep insisting on communicating with you during classes despite the group consisting on 80+ people, to the point where it becomes awkward considering the amount of people present
25. those same older women will not hesitate in touching or even massaging you in rooms full of students, professors or other types of people for extended periods of time (legit caged when this happened to me)
26. they (girls, women) will often give you free stuff and offering to do you a favor without you asking for it
27. they'll often already know who you are and a lot of stuff about you despite never having officially met you before
28. they'll ask your female friends if you were available and ask them for your phone number
29. they'll be very persistent in maintaining communication with you (both irl and via apps) despite you making it pretty clear that you don't care about them at all
30. they'll start telling you about themselves in random public places even though you barely registered their existence
31. they'll try to invite themselves to your place, often implying they are good at sex and giving head (quite a turn off for me, tbh)
32. they'll assume you are taller than you really are
33. they'll completely lose their composure in all imaginable ways when around you
34. related to 30., they'll share their private stuff with you without you even asking
35. looking directly at you when you are in a large group of people and everyone starts laughing for some reason
36. they'll usually never have a reserved body language around you (there are some minor exceptions to this, but i can't bother expanding on underlying reasons for such behavior)
37. they'll openly ask you to comment on their (sexual) body parts
38. they''ll openly ask you about your ideals when it comes to women's looks and sexual preferences and fetishes
39. they'll be extremely forgiving of your mistakes, rude comments or sperg outs of any kind
40. you'll often find out they have been heavily complimenting just about everything about you to other people
41. they'll be extremely interested in your hobbies and passions, no matter how boring or nerdy they might be
42. they'll want to watch you play sports with your friends
43. they'll often suggest/initiate meetings you without any socially acceptable reason for doing that
44. they'll start giggling and pinching their female friends as they walk past you
45. if you've been around them for a while (same study group, uni campus wing etc), but without initiating contact, it will be a matter of time before they start making silent comments (very sensual/sexual, high-pitched-voiced "hi" or "hello, boy", for example) when they get tired of you ignoring them
46. they'll cringe hard at other guys trying to compare or compete with you in any way
47. milfs will often insist on putting food in your mouth during business lunches (just lol at this one, happened more than 5 times to me with different women already)
many more, including more extreme and sexualized examples, but I'm too drunk recall everything and keep typing now. might update this thread when i feel like it.
