A reporter once asked Vini Jr.

[joao23]

Reporter: Vini, what would you be if you weren't a soccer player?

Vini replied: Virgin

 

[joao23]

@Former Shortcel this is real btw

 

[Former Shortcel]

@Former Shortcel this is real btw

Wait aint this from peter crouch?

 

[Grievous]

that was Peter crouch not vini u spanner

 

[joao23]

Wait aint this from peter crouch?

that was Peter crouch not vini u spanner

He's inspired by him so

 

[sub5outsider]

 

[Grievous]

He's inspired by him so

 

[joao23]

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Holy fuck Jesus the First image is not edited

 

[Former Shortcel]

Until vini scores something like this theres no inspiration

 

[Former Shortcel]

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Nigga look like a dinosaur

 

[joao23]

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Nigga look like a dinosaur

Meanwhile bengalis

 

[Former Shortcel]

Meanwhile bengalis

 

[SoundnVision]

Made famous by PETER CROUCH

3 Metre peter

The irony is he wouldn't have been a virgin

He's 6'7 and his face is average.

 

[Latinus]

I think if Vini wasn't famous, if he lacked status/money, he would probably the fun guy that has lot's of friends and dates/bangs some average girls here and there.

He wouldn't be an incel, but obviously wouldn't have a high smv.