A short story about FastBananaCEO

[Deleted member 2403]

I was recently in the UK and the taxi man pointed to a hill and said "FastBananaCEO used to live there". I saw the light from the sun light up this house, it was mesmerizing. During my stay there was a stray dog that stayed outside FastBananaCEO old house each day and night. The dog could truly sense that somebody good had stayed there at some point. This experience changed my life.

 

[Deleted member 5818]

when are you killing your self?

 

[Frank Jack]

I was recently in the UK and the taxi man pointed to a hill and said "Leonardo DiCaprio used to live there". I saw the light from the sun light up this house, it was mesmerizing. During my stay there was a stray dog that stayed outside Leonardo DiCaprio old house each day and night. The dog could truly sense that somebody good had stayed there at some point. This experience changed my life.

 

[Deleted member 5189]

I was recently in the FastBananaCEO and the taxi man pointed to a hill and said "UK used to live there". I saw the light from the sun light up this house, it was mesmerizing. During my stay there was a stray dog that stayed outside UK old house each day and night. The dog could truly sense that somebody good had stayed there at some point. This experience changed my life.

 

[Deleted member 5818]

you have 0 experiences for your whole life are an ldaring manlet gook with nothing going for him yet still seems to have some hope

save yourself the next 5 years of pain and just kill yourself right now

 

[Deleted member 2403]

you have 0 experiences for your whole life are an ldaring manlet gook with nothing going for him yet still seems to have some hope

save yourself the next 5 years of pain and just kill yourself right now

you dont know anything about me drug addict weirdo

 

[Deleted member 5818]

you dont know anything about me drug addict weirdo

you are missing a lot of important things

 

[Deleted member 2403]

you are missing a lot of important things

source: drug addict who has never seen me irl and goes off extreme generalizations

 

[Deleted member 5818]

source: drug addict who has never seen me irl and goes off extreme generalizations

acting like you are some secretive alter ego on here

 

[Deleted member 2403]

acting like you are some secretive alter ego on here

what

 

[Deleted member 5818]

what

you are the same irl as on here, a low energy low achieving loser

 

[Deleted member 4430]

B

 

[Deleted member 4430]

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[Deleted member 31457]

I was recently in the UK and the taxi man pointed to a hill and said "FastBananaCEO used to live there". I saw the light from the sun light up this house, it was mesmerizing. During my stay there was a stray dog that stayed outside FastBananaCEO old house each day and night. The dog could truly sense that somebody good had stayed there at some point. This experience changed my life.

I love him

 

[Mr. Badii]

B

 

[Jay F. Elle]

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