A simple tutorial how to ascend and leave the site

[noahwillascend]

Step 1: get as lean as possible
Step 2: get a tan / fix your colouring
Step 3: Get bushier and darker eyebrows (fix your eye area in general)
Step 4: Gymmaxx , sportmaxx
(fix your skin if needed)
Step 5: Stop rotting on this site

Ensuring your not LTN below, this simple yet effective guide will maximise your potential and if your still subhuman hard max will only save you.

Thank you all.

 

[appealmaxed]

fix flaws theory

 

[noahwillascend]

fix flaws theory

Everyone here over complicates everything flooding everyone with information when THIS guide is all you need

 

[kalluss]

You didn’t mention diet that why no one ascend here

 

[noahwillascend]

You didn’t mention diet that why no one ascend here

You should be eating good anyway

McDonald’s monopoly has got me eating their goylsop rn I love gambling

 

[kalluss]

You should be eating good anyway

McDonald’s monopoly has got me eating their goylsop rn I love gambling

I used to do all the thing you mention but had a shit diet it all goes to waste if you put in a priority

 

[noahwillascend]

I used to do all the thing you mention but had a shit diet it all goes to waste if you put in a priority

True diet is everything

 

[project chadlite]

only works if u have the bones for it, otherwise water

 

[totalynotme]

Good ,Not "simple"

 

[zharupodrugu]

nah u can leave this forum but this shithole never leave your mind

 

[Rea]

not a single molecule, i'll stay here and rot forever

 

[RapeAllFemales]

softmaxxing everything is even more complicated than hardmaxxing in my opinion

 

[thegiganigga]

sky is blue

 

[noahwillascend]

only works if u have the bones for it, otherwise water

If your boneless it never begun

 

[noahwillascend]

nah u can leave this forum but this shithole never leave your mind

So true

 

[Elijah_leo]

Update on your ball situation? Variocele I mean.

 

[ineonx]

IM LTN, no amount of softmaxxing will save me

 

[NeverSucceeded]

Step 1: get as lean as possible
Step 2: get a tan / fix your colouring
Step 3: Get bushier and darker eyebrows (fix your eye area in general)
Step 4: Gymmaxx , sportmaxx
(fix your skin if needed)
Step 5: Stop rotting on this site

Ensuring your not LTN below, this simple yet effective guide will maximise your potential and if your still subhuman hard max will only save you.

Thank you all.

Wish I had a good base man…

 

[noahwillascend]

Wish I had a good base man…

A good base literally means good facial structure / bones are there

 

[noahwillascend]

Update on your ball situation? Variocele I mean.

Still there unfortunately

 

[NeverSucceeded]

A good base literally means good facial structure / bones are there

Well i’m 5’4. Enough said I guess

 

[noahwillascend]

Well i’m 5’4. Enough said I guess

Most definitely