a spider has watched me jerk off two days in a row

[ey88]

lowkey its getting creepy because i havent seen it any other times except for right after i nutted

i regain consciousness right after nutting and look up and it just crawls away

i feel like im turning into spiderman or some shit

 

[3links2]

lowkey its getting creepy because i havent seen it any other times except for right after i nutted

i regain consciousness right after nutting and look up and it just crawls away

i feel like im turning into spiderman or some shit

or it never happened

 

[Richard Spencer]

ok peter parker

 

[The Homelander]

Cuck spider

 

[acm]

why don't you walk around constantly edging and the next time you see the spider cum on it

 

[uksucks]

why don't you walk around constantly edging and the next time you see the spider cum on it

Lmao this comment killed me

Fucking disgusting

 

[Fucksub5]

bro the spider isn't just watching, it's judging
eight eyes locked on you like
"again? really? this is the third time today."

you think it's just a bug
but that spider's been sent by something higher
watching, learning, cataloguing your every move
it blinks (do spiders even blink?)
and in that microsecond, it relives your sins

webs in the corners of the room
not traps—altars
it spins symbols in silk, ancient glyphs
each stroke of your hand is a ritual
each moan, a chant in the temple of the damned

you are not alone
you never were

...and the worst part?
you know it forgives you.
but it won’t ever let you forget.

 

[uksucks]

Lmao this comment killed me

Fucking disgusting

Pls Do it OP and send a pic

 

[FastBananaCEO]

“I’m spiey88derman. I got my powers after a radioactive spider bit my dick mid coom. I can swing, climb on walls, and postmaxx at supersonic speed on an obscure Indian forum”