A tale of two morphfish dates in one night

[DoctorLooksmax]

First girl

Was a strong MTB with Essex accent and UK slag pheno
-Met her for a drink at half 8
-Convo was very dry , she had an NPC personality
-I had to work hard due to her poor social skills, at one point there was an awkward silence so I just went on a rant about anti natalism which was funny to fill the void
-I used the weird draconian at one point during our convo and she thought I was weird doing that
- I decided to call it a night pretty early cos the whole thing was just bad vibes - didn’t bother to try and kiss her goodbye even

-went back home and fired up the morphfish, this bisexual gymcel girl messaged me saying she’s drunk and bored and asks if I wanna hang out
-I tell her my address and say get an Uber to mine
-After the lacklustre conversion rate so far from the morphfish I’m feeling quite nervous, I’m shaking slightly as she tells me she’s newrby
-she comes up to my flat and I figure the best way to do this is to just initiate and go the kill striaght away before she notices my IPD failo
-Just try and makeout with her immediately
-she’s like ‘oh you seem nervous teeheehee’
-then she goes sorry I’m not feeling it tonight (probs cos I was evidently nervous turned her off)
-The I say okay and just lay there for a bit
-I remembered a @6ft4 lookism thread where he talekd about how he had a girl over and she didn’t wanna fuck then he TREN raged at her and after that she did wanna fuck
-So I decided to just start choking her out out of no where, she smiled a bit when I did it so o started to just slap her round the face as well
-the she goes ‘that’s more like it’ and starts sucking my dick
-then she start fucking for a bit- then pause fucking and start playing truth or dare where we did shit like suck eachothers toes and spit in eachothers mouths
-After sex she was simping for me- despite the fact she was gonna cuck me at the start, JFL at women, you have to abuse them to get their love
-overall was pretty good, nice ass as well and will probs fuck her again

@LowTrust @TheRenaissanceMan @Foreverbrad @forevergymcelling @6ft4

 

[Deleted member 25833]

First girl

Was a strong MTB with Essex accent and UK slag pheno
-Met her for a drink at half 8
-Convo was very dry , she had an NPC personality
-I had to work hard due to her poor social skills, at one point there was an awkward silence so I just went on a rant about anti natalism which was funny to fill the void
-I used the weird draconian at one point during our convo and she thought I was weird doing that
- I decided to call it a night pretty early cos the whole thing was just bad vibes - didn’t bother to try and kiss her goodbye even

-went back home and fired up the morphfish, this bisexual gymcel girl messaged me saying she’s drunk and bored and asks if I wanna hang out
-I tell her my address and say get an Uber to mine
-After the lacklustre conversion rate so far from the morphfish I’m feeling quite nervous, I’m shaking slightly as she tells me she’s newrby
-she comes up to my flat and I figure the best way to do this is to just initiate and go the kill striaght away before she notices my IPD failo
-Just try and makeout with her immediately
-she’s like ‘oh you seem nervous teeheehee’
-then she goes sorry I’m not feeling it tonight (probs cos I was evidently nervous turned her off)
-The I say okay and just lay there for a bit
-I remembered a @6ft4 lookism thread where he talekd about how he had a girl over and she didn’t wanna fuck then he TREN raged at her and after that she did wanna fuck
-So I decided to just start choking her out out of no where, she smiled a bit when I did it so o started to just slap her round the face as well
-the she goes ‘that’s more like it’ and starts sucking my dick
-then she start fucking for a bit- then pause fucking and start playing truth or dare where we did shit like suck eachothers toes and spit in eachothers mouths
-After sex she was simping for me- despite the fact she was gonna cuck me at the start, JFL at women, you have to abuse them to get their love
-overall was pretty good, nice ass as well and will probs fuck her again

@LowTrust @TheRenaissanceMan @Foreverbrad @forevergymcelling @6ft4

Meanwhile there hasn’t been a single time my chaddam friend hasn’t fucked on first date

Over for you

 

[khvirgin]

"at one point there was an awkward silence so I just went on a rant about anti natalism which was funny to fill the void"





"-After sex she was simping for me- despite the fact she was gonna cuck me at the start, JFL at women, you have to abuse them to get their love"

You date mentally ill girls and are surprised that they want to be abused?

 

[Deleted member 23017]

.

 

[DoctorLooksmax]

Meanwhile there hasn’t been a single time my chaddam friend hasn’t fucked on first date

Over for you

I agree it’s over for me- I’m getting bimax soon

I was simply reporting and writing a funny/informative story for the forum- never claimed it had began for me/wasn’t over

 

[Deleted member 16501]

Was the second girl white? Post pic

 

[Deleted member 25833]

I agree it’s over for me- I’m getting bimax soon

I was simply reporting and writing a funny/informative story for the forum- never claimed it had began for me/wasn’t over

Relax I’m joking , most guys don’t even get dates

 

[DoctorLooksmax]

Was the second girl white? Post pic

Both were slim and white probs like high MTB imo but second girl slightly better + was extremely filthy during sex

 

[Thinking_Machine]

post pics of both pls

 

[Thinking_Machine]

(good thread btw)

 

[AspiringMogger]

First girl

Was a strong MTB with Essex accent and UK slag pheno
-Met her for a drink at half 8
-Convo was very dry , she had an NPC personality
-I had to work hard due to her poor social skills, at one point there was an awkward silence so I just went on a rant about anti natalism which was funny to fill the void
-I used the weird draconian at one point during our convo and she thought I was weird doing that
- I decided to call it a night pretty early cos the whole thing was just bad vibes - didn’t bother to try and kiss her goodbye even

-went back home and fired up the morphfish, this bisexual gymcel girl messaged me saying she’s drunk and bored and asks if I wanna hang out
-I tell her my address and say get an Uber to mine
-After the lacklustre conversion rate so far from the morphfish I’m feeling quite nervous, I’m shaking slightly as she tells me she’s newrby
-she comes up to my flat and I figure the best way to do this is to just initiate and go the kill striaght away before she notices my IPD failo
-Just try and makeout with her immediately
-she’s like ‘oh you seem nervous teeheehee’
-then she goes sorry I’m not feeling it tonight (probs cos I was evidently nervous turned her off)
-The I say okay and just lay there for a bit
-I remembered a @6ft4 lookism thread where he talekd about how he had a girl over and she didn’t wanna fuck then he TREN raged at her and after that she did wanna fuck
-So I decided to just start choking her out out of no where, she smiled a bit when I did it so o started to just slap her round the face as well
-the she goes ‘that’s more like it’ and starts sucking my dick
-then she start fucking for a bit- then pause fucking and start playing truth or dare where we did shit like suck eachothers toes and spit in eachothers mouths
-After sex she was simping for me- despite the fact she was gonna cuck me at the start, JFL at women, you have to abuse them to get their love
-overall was pretty good, nice ass as well and will probs fuck her again

@LowTrust @TheRenaissanceMan @Foreverbrad @forevergymcelling @6ft4

JFL at being nervous with 20+ slays.

 

[Deleted member 2381]

-I used the weird draconian at one point during our convo and she thought I was weird doing that

What do you mean by this jfl

Did she comment on your dick?

 

[MoggerGaston]

Both were slim and white probs like high MTB imo but second girl slightly better + was extremely filthy during sex

>High MTB girls with good bodies agree to hookup with you out of nowhere.

yeah its totally over for ur bro. ur either maher or life sucks.

 

[DoctorLooksmax]

What do you mean by this jfl

Did she comment on your dick?

The word draconian*


The bi girl said ‘your dick destroyed me’- but didn’t specifically comment on size

 

[human304]

what are your stats ? ( age, race, height, dick size , PSL rating)

 

[Deleted member 2268]

What is a morphfish

 

[6ft4]

The word draconian*


The bi girl said ‘your dick destroyed me’- but didn’t specifically comment on size

context of using the word draconian?
It's fucking ridiculous how sensitive foids are to hearing someone using a word they either never use or don't have a full understanding of.
It's like the verbal IQ mog is in the rare category of mogs that makes them them lose interest despite them being hypergamous beings because it brings up their insecurity of their low IQ

 

[Deleted member 16501]

>High MTB girls with good bodies agree to hookup with you out of nowhere.

yeah its totally over for ur bro. ur either maher or life sucks.

yeah I'd take that NGL

totally fine dating life

 

[Deleted member 16501]

what are your stats ? ( age, race, height, dick size , PSL rating)

he's white (although kind of exotic looking for an Anglo) 6ft HTN/chadlite face

 

[Maleficent]

What is a morphfish

Over for iqcels

 

[Deleted member 21044]

MACHO.

 

[Deleted member 20399]

First girl

Was a strong MTB with Essex accent and UK slag pheno
-Met her for a drink at half 8
-Convo was very dry , she had an NPC personality
-I had to work hard due to her poor social skills, at one point there was an awkward silence so I just went on a rant about anti natalism which was funny to fill the void
-I used the weird draconian at one point during our convo and she thought I was weird doing that
- I decided to call it a night pretty early cos the whole thing was just bad vibes - didn’t bother to try and kiss her goodbye even

-went back home and fired up the morphfish, this bisexual gymcel girl messaged me saying she’s drunk and bored and asks if I wanna hang out
-I tell her my address and say get an Uber to mine
-After the lacklustre conversion rate so far from the morphfish I’m feeling quite nervous, I’m shaking slightly as she tells me she’s newrby
-she comes up to my flat and I figure the best way to do this is to just initiate and go the kill striaght away before she notices my IPD failo
-Just try and makeout with her immediately
-she’s like ‘oh you seem nervous teeheehee’
-then she goes sorry I’m not feeling it tonight (probs cos I was evidently nervous turned her off)
-The I say okay and just lay there for a bit
-I remembered a @6ft4 lookism thread where he talekd about how he had a girl over and she didn’t wanna fuck then he TREN raged at her and after that she did wanna fuck
-So I decided to just start choking her out out of no where, she smiled a bit when I did it so o started to just slap her round the face as well
-the she goes ‘that’s more like it’ and starts sucking my dick
-then she start fucking for a bit- then pause fucking and start playing truth or dare where we did shit like suck eachothers toes and spit in eachothers mouths
-After sex she was simping for me- despite the fact she was gonna cuck me at the start, JFL at women, you have to abuse them to get their love
-overall was pretty good, nice ass as well and will probs fuck her again

@LowTrust @TheRenaissanceMan @Foreverbrad @forevergymcelling @6ft4

Gross, I would never let a woman spit in my mouth. Even when I’m just watching porn stars do that spit stuff I feel disgusted. Also, how hard do u choke girls?

 

[Deleted member 2268]

Over for iqcels

I still mog you bud

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

context of using the word draconian?
It's fucking ridiculous how sensitive foids are to hearing someone using a word they either never use or don't have a full understanding of.
It's like the verbal IQ mog is in the rare category of mogs that makes them them lose interest despite them being hypergamous beings because it brings up their insecurity of their low IQ

This is legit. I used a few words this girl didn’t like and that was it she lost all intrest in me

 

[DoctorLooksmax]

context of using the word draconian?
It's fucking ridiculous how sensitive foids are to hearing someone using a word they either never use or don't have a full understanding of.
It's like the verbal IQ mog is in the rare category of mogs that makes them them lose interest despite them being hypergamous beings because it brings up their insecurity of their low IQ

It was in the context of discussing covid lockdowns

Lmao her face after I used that word was one of disgust tbh

She’s actually a law student at a top uni as well- she’s probably high IQ and knows exactly what that word means but LARPs low IQ cos that fits her bimbo Essex girl pheno better. She knows exactly what the word means I garunteed but just larped cos she wants a jack the lad Essex geezer who only talks in terms of ‘you alrite mate- yeah just been down pub had a few Stella’s now off to watch fucking Chelsea play you slag’.

I know girls like this tbh- probs got all As/A*s in school but insists of talking like a grotty chav anyway in an attempt to increase her appeal to typical RTT lads

 

[Sleeper]

Assuming you were still nervous, how did you possibly initiate that choke? I can't imagine that you were sitting in silence and then just awkwardly reached over and grabbed her neck

 

[6ft4]

It was in the context of discussing covid lockdowns

Yeah assumed this was the reason tbh

Lmao her face after I used that word was one of disgust tbh

JFL

She’s actually a law student at a top uni as well- she’s probably high IQ and knows exactly what that word means but LARPs low IQ cos that fits her bimbo Essex girl pheno better. She knows exactly what the word means I garunteed but just larped cos she wants a jack the lad Essex geezer who only talks in terms of ‘you alrite mate- yeah just been down pub had a few Stella’s now off to watch fucking Chelsea play you slag’.

I know girls like this tbh- probs got all As/A*s in school but insists of talking like a grotty chav anyway in an attempt to increase her appeal to typical RTT lads

Seems like 95% of foids in the UK want to be fucked by men who act like chavs jfl

 

[DoctorLooksmax]

Yeah assumed this was the reason tbh

JFL

Seems like 95% of foids in the UK want to be fucked by men who act like chavs jfl

It depends on the girl honestly - you’re better off just behaving in accordance with your own cultural fit etc and going for girls who match that because if you try’s and LARP as something you’re not girls will just see through it

Being well spoken/eloquent normally works just fine for me- I pretty much have exclusively dated uni students on my city since I moved here, haven’t gone on even 1 date with a local

 

[Deleted member 2381]

Yeah assumed this was the reason tbh

JFL

Seems like 95% of foids in the UK want to be fucked by men who act like chavs jfl

It's never been a better time to be George Ward

 

[6ft4]

It depends on the girl honestly - you’re better off just behaving in accordance with your own cultural fit etc and going for girls who match that because if you try’s and LARP as something you’re not girls will just see through it

I wonder if I could larp as low class in the UK
Foids in Ireland can tell immediately but in the UK they wont know if my accent is low class or not
There are certain behavioral cues and mannerisms that I think can only be developed by growing up in a family of chavy cunts tho

 

[DoctorLooksmax]

I wonder if I could larp as low class in the UK
Foids in Ireland can tell immediately but in the UK they wont know if my accent is low class or not
There are certain behavioral cues and mannerisms that I think can only be developed by growing up in a family of chavy cunts tho

Good point- your accent will things more flexible for you imo and you could probably try larping as either low/high class and see which gets you better results

 

[Deleted member 19798]

Can u pm morphed pics I wanna see what u can get away with

 

[MoggerGaston]

It was in the context of discussing covid lockdowns

Lmao her face after I used that word was one of disgust tbh

She’s actually a law student at a top uni as well- she’s probably high IQ and knows exactly what that word means but LARPs low IQ cos that fits her bimbo Essex girl pheno better. She knows exactly what the word means I garunteed but just larped cos she wants a jack the lad Essex geezer who only talks in terms of ‘you alrite mate- yeah just been down pub had a few Stella’s now off to watch fucking Chelsea play you slag’.

I know girls like this tbh- probs got all As/A*s in school but insists of talking like a grotty chav anyway in an attempt to increase her appeal to typical RTT lads

it could very well be that she was disgusted by your view on lockdowns though.

99% of foids are extremely pro-government, especially the 'higher IQ' ones. If you criticized lockdowns/vax policy then she probably thought you were some incel alt-right weirdo.

Same shit if you criticized immigration. Foids would have the same response of disgust.

 

[germanlooks]

start playing truth or dare where we did shit like suck eachothers toes and spit in eachothers mouths

 

[legitaspie]

 

[TITUS]

context of using the word draconian?
It's fucking ridiculous how sensitive foids are to hearing someone using a word they either never use or don't have a full understanding of.
It's like the verbal IQ mog is in the rare category of mogs that makes them them lose interest despite them being hypergamous beings because it brings up their insecurity of their low IQ

One girl once told me i spoke like a doctor when i said "gut motility", thats low IQ in a nutshell.

 

[TheRenaissanceMan]

toe sucker

 

[TITUS]

Can you PM me morphed and unmorphed pics and tell me what thing you used for the morphs? next time im travelling to a big city i need to be ready with frauded pics for Tinder and whatnot, for MAXIMUM SLAYING.