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✧ A TALE OF TWO URKELS ✧
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| ✧ Once upon a time, in the streets of Atlanta,
There lived two urkel best friends named Ken Frazier and Bobby Wardell ✧ |
| ✧ Wholesome but chopped, they spent their days watching streams and anime,
Dreaming about going to college and making a better life for themselves ✧ |
| ✧ But one ill-fated Halloween night,
Satan emerged from the pits of Hell ✧ |
| ✧ And told Ken and Bobby that he would grant them fame and glory,
If only they sold their souls forever and vowed to serve him ✧ |
| ✧ Tired of getting no paper or hoes, Ken and Bobby agreed
And each placed a five-star pentagram on their chest ✧ |
| ✧ They instantly transformed into evil demons,
Fully draped in the finest Rick Owens garments ✧ |
| ✧ And became Satan's closest servants
Spreading evil and chaos all over the world ✧ |
| ✧ END ✧ |
✧ A TALE OF TWO URKELS ✧
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| ✧ Once upon a time, in the streets of Atlanta,
There lived two urkel best friends named Ken Frazier and Bobby Wardell ✧ |
| ✧ Wholesome but chopped, they spent their days watching streams and anime,
Dreaming about going to college and making a better life for themselves ✧ |
| ✧ But one ill-fated Halloween night,
Satan emerged from the pits of Hell ✧ |
| ✧ And told Ken and Bobby that he would grant them fame and glory,
If only they sold their souls forever and vowed to serve him ✧ |
| ✧ Tired of getting no paper or hoes, Ken and Bobby agreed
And each placed a five-star pentagram on their chest ✧ |
| ✧ They instantly transformed into evil demons,
Fully draped in the finest Rick Owens garments ✧ |
| ✧ And became Satan's closest servants
Spreading evil and chaos all over the world ✧ |
| ✧ END ✧ |
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