A thing which I hate: marathon runners

[CheezyPoof]

Hear me out chat. First of all they all look like shit. Bunch of stick figures just bones basically. Besides, they wear their ugly running outfits and they are covered in sweat which it’s disgusting.

Second point: it’s not even healthy. They might pretend they are healthy people but they run too much then get a heart attack and die. The real reason they like running is they get high because they are killing themselves so the body releases this drug like an opioid and it feels good but it’s a sign something is not right.

Ok the third reason which I found out about recently which increased my hatred even further is they shit themselves all the time. Yes you heard that right, they run so much the body goes crazy and they lose control of their ass muscle and just shit while running and they don’t even notice cause they’re high and not feeling anything. If you don’t believe me here’s a picture for example:

And this is very common among the marathon runners and they all know it but keep it a secret to outsiders because it’s so disgusting.

 

[CheezyPoof]

Bump

 

[L(oser)ooksmaxxer]

These faggots would stop running instantly if they couldn’t tell others they run marathons

 

[xcellerations]

sprinter physiques in comparison to those retarded marathon runners are crazy

 

[xcellerations]

These faggots would stop running instantly if they couldn’t tell others they run marathons

tell me about it, their whole lives revolve aound it, out of all sports you chose to run in a straight fucking line for hours on end? ridiculous. they all look so stupid at the start line with their big ass goofy 300 dollar marathon shoes and their watches.