A user here showed me he sold his soul to ascend

[slaters]

A few months ago some guy said he sold his soul to ascend and I called bullshit. He dmed me pics of jars of cow blood and shit that he had to eat as some kind of offering.

He told me it wasn’t like just selling your soul to Satan like how you might think. He described it as multiple gods you can talk to and different ones have different offerings or whatever, and it’s not like an instant ascension but they’ll give you opportunities to reach your goal.

Similar to how an atheist doing degenerate shit would be called satanic by a Christian

Yes he was Indian

The DMS are gone but if @TechnoBoss or @Gengar can see fully deleted chats then they can see it

It was weird as fuck

 

[slaters]

@powerliftercoco @Jason Voorhees

 

[59H390]

Bet my life savings he had a rira avi

 

[sub5outsider]

Tales from the mental asylum in Petah Tikva

 

[ihatemybabyface]

of course he was indian

 

[slaters]

Tales from the mental asylum in Petah Tikva

@Gengar @TechnoBoss @Master please tell me you can retrieve deleted chats

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Indian reputation going below the trenches rn

 

[slaters]

Bet my life savings he had a rira avi

He seemed normal until he showed me his face he was just a regular curry though ngl

 

[slaters]

A few months ago some guy said he sold his soul to ascend and I called bullshit. He dmed me pics of jars of cow blood and shit that he had to eat as some kind of offering.

He told me it wasn’t like just selling your soul to Satan like how you might think. He described it as multiple gods you can talk to and different ones have different offerings or whatever, and it’s not like an instant ascension but they’ll give you opportunities to reach your goal.

Similar to how an atheist doing degenerate shit would be called satanic by a Christian

Yes he was Indian

The DMS are gone but if @TechnoBoss or @Gengar can see fully deleted chats then they can see it

It was weird as fuck

I also remember looking up the gods he told me about and there was a whole Reddit section about it lmao

 

[crazyguy]

A few months ago some guy said he sold his soul to ascend and I called bullshit. He dmed me pics of jars of cow blood and shit that he had to eat as some kind of offering.

He told me it wasn’t like just selling your soul to Satan like how you might think. He described it as multiple gods you can talk to and different ones have different offerings or whatever, and it’s not like an instant ascension but they’ll give you opportunities to reach your goal.

Similar to how an atheist doing degenerate shit would be called satanic by a Christian

Yes he was Indian

The DMS are gone but if @TechnoBoss or @Gengar can see fully deleted chats then they can see it

It was weird as fuck

 

[Сигма Бой]

Satan wuz buttfull

 

[OxyFanNigga]

Imagine selling your eternal soul to satan in exchange for a temporary better scrap of flesh that will rot away in less than 100 years

 

[slaters]

Oh yeah and I remember he told me he talked to some other god but that god wanted him to kill his sister so he chose another one

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Is there a way to dissociate myself from such weirdos. I don't want some 50 IQ redneck thinking all of us niggas are also like retard

 

[BeanCelll]

did he ascend

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Yeah that’s true. There’s demons that can help you with money sports health wealth

 

[slaters]

did he ascend

He showed me pics of the beginning and I think the animal blood was like the day before I really hope the mods can find the chat

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Is there a way to dissociate myself from such weirdos. I don't want some 50 IQ redneck thinking all of us niggas are also like retard

@Uehdbwidbfngj

 

[slaters]

Is there a way to dissociate myself from such weirdos. I don't want some 50 IQ redneck thinking all of us niggas are also like retard

Have a good haircut and be put together

 

[slaters]

Yeah that’s true. There’s demons that can help you with money sports health wealth

If u can tell me the names I could probably find the exact subreddit I saw after he told me this

 

[Uehdbwidbfngj]

this is funny but also sad

 

[slaters]

this is funny but also sad

Oh yeah and I remember he told me he talked to some other god but that god wanted him to kill his sister so he chose another one

Atleast he didn’t choose this option

 

[slaters]

Yeah that’s true. There’s demons that can help you with money sports health wealth

Also I think he did describe it as demons not gods

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Also I think he did describe it as demons not gods

I read another thread on here explaining that I don’t know the names though

 

[lucifer88]

i just want to be true satan bro..

 

[shessonice]

Is there a way to dissociate myself from such weirdos. I don't want some 50 IQ redneck thinking all of us niggas are also like retard

bleach ur skin

 

[slaters]

Actually when the search function works I might be able to find the post where he says dm me for proof

 

[enlightful]

Actually when the search function works I might be able to find the post where he says dm me for proof

Let us know

And if u have more to tell us abt this whole thing pls do

 

[slaters]

Let us know

And if u have more to tell us abt this whole thing pls do

Nah that’s It I tried finding the chat but it’s gone so I hope the mods can at least pull up the pics of the jaws of cow blood

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

It was BGM

 

[zemult]

I would sell my soul to not be ugly if that's how it worked

Unfortunately instead you have to spend tens of thousands of dollars on surgeries for marginal improvement

 

[slaters]

I would sell my soul to not be ugly if that's how it worked

Unfortunately instead you have to spend tens of thousands of dollars on surgeries for marginal improvement

The way he described it it was more like the demons just give you energy and opportunity so like maybe you see a grandma cashing a check and you have to rob her or something like that and then that’s money for your ascension

 

[zeref74]

Did he ascend though ?

 

[slaters]

Did he ascend though ?

I only saw the beginning phase
He could’ve been caught by police doing something the demons told him to do and now he’s rotting in Mumbai idk

 

[autistic_tendencies]

The way he described it it was more like the demons just give you energy and opportunity so like maybe you see a grandma cashing a check and you have to rob her or something like that and then that’s money for your ascension

Just a theory but what if the famous artists use the help of demons to make all their good music

 

[slaters]

Just a theory but what if the famous artists use the help of demons to make all their good music

Nigga idk they probably sold their asshole virginity

 

[zeref74]

I only saw the beginning phase
He could’ve been caught by police doing something the demons told him to do and now he’s rotting in Mumbai idk

Lmao he was bullshitting u most likely

 

[dogeater]

A few months ago some guy said he sold his soul to ascend and I called bullshit. He dmed me pics of jars of cow blood and shit that he had to eat as some kind of offering.

He told me it wasn’t like just selling your soul to Satan like how you might think. He described it as multiple gods you can talk to and different ones have different offerings or whatever, and it’s not like an instant ascension but they’ll give you opportunities to reach your goal.

Similar to how an atheist doing degenerate shit would be called satanic by a Christian

Yes he was Indian

The DMS are gone but if @TechnoBoss or @Gengar can see fully deleted chats then they can see it

It was weird as fuck

funniest shit ive read today

 

[slaters]

I

 

[pajjeetslayer]

I claim no negative energy ahh thread