A very young Stacy nurse took my blood pressure today

[apocalypse]

I was worried my heart rate would spike up from how sexy she was and it would be cringe as shit when she took the reading jfl.
Luckily I realised I’m emotionally dead so it didn’t happen.
I just gave short answers to her questions in my depressed robotic voice and then went on my way…

 

[Vermilioncore]

why didn’t you stab her in thre neck and watch her blood squirt everywhere

 

[apocalypse]

I wish I knew what it was like to have "chemistry" with a foid. I instantly turn any interaction asexual.

 

[einzigartig]

I wish I knew what it was like to have "chemistry" with a foid. I instantly turn any interaction asexual.

is your avi from a movie

 

[apocalypse]

is your avi from a movie

It’s from a music video

 

[einzigartig]

It’s from a music video

ah ok buddy

 

[einzigartig]

I wish I knew what it was like to have "chemistry" with a foid. I instantly turn any interaction asexual.

btw are u autistic?

 

[apocalypse]

btw are u autistic?

Probably but not diagnosed

 

[alurmo]

the way i would akwardly just make a smirk at her and not elab would go crazy

 

[Whatever]

Nurses = wifey material Stacies.

I’ve been hospitalized several times in the past few years, and it’s for sure the place where I’ve seen the highest concentration of them.

 

[OldRooster]

You should have taken the opportunity to impress her with your medical knowledge and humbbrag...

I take my own blood pressure twice a week. It is more accurate if you measure blood pressure at the penis, but most men don't have adequate penis size to measure there.

 

[Deleted member 33711]

did you ask her out, Chad?

 

[apocalypse]

She asked if I drink
I said sure, in moderation
She asked "how much exactly?"
I said "bout 10 pints of beer... per month"
She said "oh, okay" surprised I wasn't an alchie like everyone else here