john2
Gyneolatry Fiend
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I badly fumbled the other day in front of a woman who approached me when I was in the city at night, crawling from one bar to the other to get absolutely wasted.
My goal was just to get drunk cause it was the weekend, didn't expect to get hit on by women that day though. I went to a bar, I was already very drunk when I entered that bar. This English woman just slightly older than me, with a thick English accent was standing next to me. She was ordering her drink. I was so drunk, she looked at me (maybe to see if I'm okay or not lol), in my head I was thinking "maybe she wants me to talk to her). Anyway, I went to the bathroom downstairs, and when I came back, she was seated at a table with her friends.
She yelled at me "Oi" two or three times to get my attention as I was walking back to the bar from the bathroom after chucking a piss. She looked at me and told me to come near her. I stumbled my way to her table and said "Hiii" to her in the most drunken way. She looked like a high tier becky, maybe a becky without the makeup. She had big tits too. She offered me her hand to shake it. I shook her hand, the way she was looking at me was so intense but in a pleased way.
She told me "I like your outfit very much." and asked me where I was at. I told her, I was at a friend's birthday party. DM if you want to see my outfit pics cause I literally got approached by her for that.
Then she asked me about my age. She thought I was underage (even though I'm a smoker). I jokingly told her 39, but we all laughed. Then she guessed 21, then I told her I'm actually 23.
I was too drunk to stare at her and continue talking to her. I could have gotten her number I reckon. But my drunk mind just told me to leave (maybe because I felt like I was about to throw-up as well). I told her, "hey, I'm too drunk to walk, talk, or do anything tonight. i hope you have a great night" exited the bar to go home.
Damn... I wish I was a bit less drunk, maybe if I was just tipsy, I could have had a ONS with that woman.
My goal was just to get drunk cause it was the weekend, didn't expect to get hit on by women that day though. I went to a bar, I was already very drunk when I entered that bar. This English woman just slightly older than me, with a thick English accent was standing next to me. She was ordering her drink. I was so drunk, she looked at me (maybe to see if I'm okay or not lol), in my head I was thinking "maybe she wants me to talk to her). Anyway, I went to the bathroom downstairs, and when I came back, she was seated at a table with her friends.
She yelled at me "Oi" two or three times to get my attention as I was walking back to the bar from the bathroom after chucking a piss. She looked at me and told me to come near her. I stumbled my way to her table and said "Hiii" to her in the most drunken way. She looked like a high tier becky, maybe a becky without the makeup. She had big tits too. She offered me her hand to shake it. I shook her hand, the way she was looking at me was so intense but in a pleased way.
She told me "I like your outfit very much." and asked me where I was at. I told her, I was at a friend's birthday party. DM if you want to see my outfit pics cause I literally got approached by her for that.
Then she asked me about my age. She thought I was underage (even though I'm a smoker). I jokingly told her 39, but we all laughed. Then she guessed 21, then I told her I'm actually 23.
I was too drunk to stare at her and continue talking to her. I could have gotten her number I reckon. But my drunk mind just told me to leave (maybe because I felt like I was about to throw-up as well). I told her, "hey, I'm too drunk to walk, talk, or do anything tonight. i hope you have a great night" exited the bar to go home.
Damn... I wish I was a bit less drunk, maybe if I was just tipsy, I could have had a ONS with that woman.
