Vermilioncore
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Evil has been on earth since the downfall of mankind at the hands of Eve.
Adam was put on earth by our Holy God to watch over the animals and to be king of the world. Then, things took a dramatic turn.
God gave Adam a companion — made from his very flesh, his bones, specifically. She was created out of the rib of Adam. Digressing a bit, females constantly want to be the main character, but they often times forget that God put woman on earth to be the friend and helper of MAN. Man (male) was put here first; he was God’s first intelligent being.
Anyway, back to the point.
All was going fine on earth until Eve decided to approach Satan (the serpent) and he successfully tempted her into eating the fruit from the Tree of the knowledge of good and evil.
It was in that very moment that we all became eternally fucked. All of us here. Everyone out there. All the starving African children. All the sick people in the hospital. All because of Eve’s lack of good judgment. She was so easily tempted. Digressing once more, this is why women of today are so easily tempted. It is in the nature of women to be tempted. They are very stupid and lack basic common sense skills.
Back to the point.
Now that Eve ate this fruit, she gave it to Adam to also eat. Whether or not Adam ate it, humanity would have still been doomed. Eve caused it.
So, I come to you to ask you to do something; imagine how beautiful earth would have been without Eve and her descendants. Imagine men just enjoying the world and hanging out with all of God’s creatures. We would eat, laugh, and play. All would have been so good. But, it can’t be like that. Eve came. Women came. Now it is over.
To quote a song (with a slight alteration of lyrics)
“Imagine all the men…living for today”
Adam was put on earth by our Holy God to watch over the animals and to be king of the world. Then, things took a dramatic turn.
God gave Adam a companion — made from his very flesh, his bones, specifically. She was created out of the rib of Adam. Digressing a bit, females constantly want to be the main character, but they often times forget that God put woman on earth to be the friend and helper of MAN. Man (male) was put here first; he was God’s first intelligent being.
Anyway, back to the point.
All was going fine on earth until Eve decided to approach Satan (the serpent) and he successfully tempted her into eating the fruit from the Tree of the knowledge of good and evil.
It was in that very moment that we all became eternally fucked. All of us here. Everyone out there. All the starving African children. All the sick people in the hospital. All because of Eve’s lack of good judgment. She was so easily tempted. Digressing once more, this is why women of today are so easily tempted. It is in the nature of women to be tempted. They are very stupid and lack basic common sense skills.
Back to the point.
Now that Eve ate this fruit, she gave it to Adam to also eat. Whether or not Adam ate it, humanity would have still been doomed. Eve caused it.
So, I come to you to ask you to do something; imagine how beautiful earth would have been without Eve and her descendants. Imagine men just enjoying the world and hanging out with all of God’s creatures. We would eat, laugh, and play. All would have been so good. But, it can’t be like that. Eve came. Women came. Now it is over.
To quote a song (with a slight alteration of lyrics)
“Imagine all the men…living for today”
