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i dont know what to say. i dont want to be some quiet loser high inhib cuck in front of black dudes FUCK
 
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i dont know what to say. i dont want to be some quiet loser high inhib cuck in front of black dudes FUCK
Keep calm.
Take deep breaths.
Remember, you are Blackgymmax
And don't forget. Roll strapped homie
 
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Keep calm.
Take deep breaths.
Remember, you are Blackgymmax
And don't forget. Roll strapped homie
bro i dont even know what people do if random girls come and dance on you. ill literally just fucking stand there like the aspie rotter i am holy fuck im so cringe
 
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bro i dont even know what people do if random girls come and dance on you. ill literally just fucking stand there like the aspie rotter i am holy fuck im so cringe
Dance with them. Get closer but not too fast. Don't put your hand on her ass ASAP, take your time.
 
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bring a knife
problem solved


and also.. lol at using breathing techniques for this shit
 
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Dance with them. Get closer but not too fast. Don't put your hand on her ass ASAP, take your time.
im so fucked. im literally going to be that meme of the miscer retard standing in the corner at a party wanting to count his macros except ill be weird as fuck with random girls dancing on me
 
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im so fucked. im literally going to be that meme of the miscer retard standing in the corner at a party wanting to count his macros except ill be weird as fuck with random girls dancing on me
how do you talk with girls you meet on tinder? just do the same
 
tbh I have a problem being shy in big groups. With 1-2 other people I'm fine, but with huge groups I'm shy. Are you the same?
 
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i dont know what to say. i dont want to be some quiet loser high inhib cuck in front of black dudes FUCK
Should of bbcmaxxed instead of selfhatemaxxed
 
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how do you talk with girls you meet on tinder? just do the same
when talking to them im ok but this is a different setting where everyone is just dancing. its different because i assume they communicate with dancing but i CANT DANCE
 
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tbh I have a problem being shy in big groups. With 1-2 other people I'm fine, but with huge groups I'm shy. Are you the same?
I usually flop on that kind of stuff but this time im actually doing it
 
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bro i dont even know what people do if random girls come and dance on you. ill literally just fucking stand there like the aspie rotter i am holy fuck im so cringe
Bro, if you've got a pack of niggas to roll with the hard part is over now. You just need to be low inhib lol
 
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IM LITERALLY TRYING
Bhai if you are uk Blackcel just whine on da gyaldem :love::love::love:


Packing city
 
Bro, if you've got a pack of niggas to roll with the hard part is over now. You just need to be low inhib lol
this is what i get for being acting like a white nationalist after all these years
 
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Should of bbcmaxxed instead of selfhatemaxxed
Brutal, now he needs to get a race transplant if he wants to get away with his shy cumskin personality :lul:
 
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bro i dont even know what people do if random girls come and dance on you. ill literally just fucking stand there like the aspie rotter i am holy fuck im so cringe
and you just move your hips around a bit

I remember at my Year 6 disco (10 years old) some girl was backing it all up on me and my dumbass went into full hardcore dry humping mode:lul::lul::lul:
 
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I DONT KNOW HOW
Over for you if you don't know how to deal with girls now. Should have stopped sucking the white dudes off a while ago :lul::lul::lul:
 
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and you just move your hips around a bit

I remember at my Year 6 disco (10 years old) some girl was backing it all up on me and my dumbass went into full hardcore dry humping mode:lul::lul::lul:
Year 6 wtf :lul::lul::lul: I remember this shit happening in year 11 prom so much. Look like a porno with all the whining and shit
 
How do you spend over 10k on facial surgeries and still have the confidence of your subhuman self 😱
 
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bro i dont even know what people do if random girls come and dance on you. ill literally just fucking stand there like the aspie rotter i am holy fuck im so cringe
can you not watch videos of what guys do and emulate their behaviour?
 
Actually OP is right. If your not feeling the vibe of the room, better to stand down instead of trying to dance on girls and getting blown off.
 
Year 6 wtf :lul::lul::lul: I remember this shit happening in year 11 prom so much. Look like a porno with all the whining and shit
Parties like this with girls whining and shit was like a weekly occurrence for me in my early teens. Ffs. Why did I have to become ugly and high inhib. :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:
 
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Parties like this with girls whining and shit was like a weekly occurrence for me in my early teens. Ffs. Why did I have to become ugly and high inhib. :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:
Brutal. I only experience the whining shit at a party like twice :feelswah::feelswah::feelswah:. Your lucky you had it weekly. Tbh it might get better for me as I'm taking a gap year now before uni to go to a ghetto college. I actually took your advice, cause I got good grades in alevel (a* a a) and with some ethnic shenanigans I'm gonna make sob story so they reduce entry for me
 
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Actually OP is right. If your not feeling the vibe of the room, better to stand down instead of trying to dance on girls and getting blown off.
nah i wont get blown off. i look good obviously and im in a tank and if i take off my shirt, its over but its just that i dont want to look like a white guy. even my sister told me not knowing what to do and looking like a white boy is a social death sentence FUCK
 
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Brutal. I only experience the whining shit at a party like twice :feelswah::feelswah::feelswah:. Your lucky you had it weekly. Tbh it might get better for me as I'm taking a gap year now before uni to go to a ghetto college. I actually took your advice, cause I got good grades in alevel (a* a a) and with some ethnic shenanigans I'm gonna make sob story so they reduce entry for me
College? To study what if you already have A-levels?

And what uni u aiming for
 
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nah i wont get blown off. i look good obviously and im in a tank and if i take off my shirt, its over but its just that i dont want to look like a white guy. even my sister told me not knowing what to do and looking like a white boy is a social death sentence FUCK
niggas go to clubs in tank tops? jfl
 
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College? To study what if you already have A-levels?

And what uni u aiming for
I was just gonna do a 1 year degree for another a level in business which is not too hard plus the college and I was gonna go try Cambridge/Oxford instead
 
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nah i wont get blown off. i look good obviously and im in a tank and if i take off my shirt, its over but its just that i dont want to look like a white guy. even my sister told me not knowing what to do and looking like a white boy is a social death sentence FUCK
The only black guys who I know who were non NT the types who watched too much dragon ball z in childhood and only chilled with white anime lovers. Was this you in childhood? Is this why u hate your race so much?
 
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I was just gonna do a 1 year degree for another a level in business which is not too hard plus the college and I was gonna go try Cambridge/Oxford instead
You ain't getting into no cambridge or oxford with business studies a-level :lul::lul:
 
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You ain't getting into no cambridge or oxford with business studies a-level :lul::lul:
Bro i already got my other 3 in physics chemistry and biology cause I was studycelling for med. Ik buisness is useless but It's just something to spend the time :feelswah:
 
You need to lower cortisol and increase dopamine

Your cortisol sky high right now
 
I was just gonna do a 1 year degree for another a level in business which is not too hard plus the college and I was gonna go try Cambridge/Oxford instead
My exact fucking plan wtf. I flopped one of my a levels so I was thinking I’ll get an easy A in business to replace
 
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My exact fucking plan wtf. I flopped one of my a levels so I was thinking I’ll get an easy A in business to replace
Go to a hood college so you can at least date some of the LTBs :love: they are easier there
 
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Bro i already got my other 3 in physics chemistry and biology cause I was studycelling for med. Ik buisness is useless but It's just something to spend the time :feelswah:
Medicine is like veteran mode. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy to have to go through that.

Since you have (a*aa), I would suggest you apply for Oxford instead of Cambridge. Since Camb want (A*A*A).

Make sure you fulfil all the contextual criteria (Free school meals, state school, shit postcode if your postcode is good, then enter a family member who lived in a shit area)

Once you get listed as a contextual applicant, they will have some mark requirement in the BMAT for which if you achieve it, you will be strongly recommended for an interview. Also, as a contextual candidate, they will make the interview so fucking easy for you. My interview was some basic questions about projectile motion and some basic math stuff. All the private school kids i spoke to told me how their interview questions were veteran mode.

Basically if you manage to get the minimum contextual mark in BMAT, you've got an unconditional for oxford
 
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Damn all the self hate back firing :feelsrope:. Just get a couple drinks in you and find a decent looking chick and feel the music out. Hands on her hips and ass and shit let her twerk on you
 
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i dont know what to say. i dont want to be some quiet loser high inhib cuck in front of black dudes FUCK
Imagine being autistic and black JFL it’s like a curse. Your race is literally supposed to be NT and your a high inhb aspie pussy uncle ruckas I’ll be prayin 4 u to be turned white
 
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Damn all the self hate back firing :feelsrope:. Just get a couple drinks in you and find a decent looking chick and feel the music out. Hands on her hips and ass and shit let her twerk on you
Can imagine this niggas hands shaking as he proceeds to put his hands around her hips
 
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Can imagine this niggas hands shaking as he proceeds to put his hands around her hips
bro when i was 15 whenever girls would come into hug me i would give them a fucking handshake
 
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when talking to them im ok but this is a different setting where everyone is just dancing. its different because i assume they communicate with dancing but i CANT DANCE
lol i though that too but it wil go away after few shots of vodka.
U spending too much time researching black inferiority. All u need is alcohol ur black genetics will do the rest.
 
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I’ll find OP and take away all his melanin, this can’t go on like this
 
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bro when i was 15 whenever girls would come into hug me i would give them a fucking handshake
You obviously missed out on the thugmaxxing stage. Are your parents rich? Do you live in a white area or something?
 
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stand in a corner and just do the nae nae the entire night tbh
 
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