About to go to Russia, wish me luck boys

[Noodlewhore]

I'm going to Russia to try to find some beautiful girls
I can't get many match on Tinder so will mostly try to get them through bars and clubs
I'm a 29yo kissless virgin, I have nothing to lose
Gonna be fun
Last time when I was in Ukraine I managed to say no and make a girl cry because she wanted to give me a blowjob in a club' toilet but I was too much of a mentalcel to let her do it

 

[Pietrosiek]

Last time when I was in Ukraine I managed to say no and make a girl cry because she wanted to give me a blowjob in a club' toilet but I was too much of a mentalcel to let her do it

was she hot?

 

[Chadelite]

You will be mugged by 6ft 8 Russia gigachsds s

 

[Deleted member 2486]

I managed to say no and make a girl cry because she wanted to give me a blowjob in a club' toilet but I was too much of a mentalcel to let her do it

 

[Deleted member 1774]

u wish

 

[StuffedFrog]

I'm going to Russia to try to find some beautiful girls
I can't get many match on Tinder so will mostly try to get them through bars and clubs
I'm a 29yo kissless virgin, I have nothing to lose
Gonna be fun
Last time when I was in Ukraine I managed to say no and make a girl cry because she wanted to give me a blowjob in a club' toilet but I was too much of a mentalcel to let her do it

my boi hasn't seen dolph lungren thinking russians would like his lego frame

 

[Deleted member 2486]

u wish

im in disbelief by the fact he REFUSED, not that it happened

he may be closet homo living in denial even to himself

 

[Deleted member 1774]

im in disbelief by the fact he REFUSED, not that it happened

he may be closet homo living in denial even to himself

u wish u could refuse like him, the definition of MGTOW

 

[Noodlewhore]

was she hot?

Yes, she was pretty. Actually I was with some guys I had just met (they were from a forum like roosh, just the italian version) and they couldn't believe it.
They were like WTF
And I since I didn't know what to say and couldn't say I was a virgin and mentalcel I told them "I think she has an UTI"
And I swear I'm not larping, such is my mentalcel level

Will actually post a live chronicle on here

 

[Chadelite]

im in disbelief by the fact he REFUSED, not that it happened

he may be closet homo living in denial even to himself

where u on looking b4 u came here?

 

[Deleted member 2486]

u wish u could refuse like him, the definition of MGTOW

why do i need to wish lol?

where u on looking b4 u came here?

no i wasnt on lookism

 

[Pietrosiek]

What's your psl?

 

[HighTGymcel]

cope you wont find any girl besides prostitutes. If you cant get a girl in your home country its over for you.

 

[gigachadcel]

I'm going to Russia to try to find some beautiful girls
I can't get many match on Tinder so will mostly try to get them through bars and clubs
I'm a 29yo kissless virgin, I have nothing to lose
Gonna be fun
Last time when I was in Ukraine I managed to say no and make a girl cry because she wanted to give me a blowjob in a club' toilet but I was too much of a mentalcel to let her do it

tbhngldedsrs she could have had an STD and wanted to fuck you over

 

[Noodlewhore]

What's your psl?

I don't look bad because I looksmaxed a lot in the past. I had lots of possibilities to lose my virginity pretty much everywhere in Europe just I couldn't do it. I'm the definition of a mentalcel

 

[TsarTsar444]

You will be mugged by 6ft 8 Russia gigachsds s

Russkies being tall is a very old meme, they are bellow 180cm on average in height and maybe only taller then that in the most northern cities like Petersburg, people from my country height mog russians and burgercels together

 

[Chadelite]

Russkies being tall is a very old meme, they are bellow 180cm on average in height and maybe only taller then that in the most northern cities like Petersburg, people from my country height mog russians and burgercels together

It is a joke man

average 6 year old boy in Netherlands is 6ft 4

 

[Deleted member 3990]

u wish

lmao just had heart attack because @ExtraChromosome was posting again, but then I expected the AVI further then read your name lol

 

[Deleted member 1774]

but then I expected the AVI further then read your name lol

so another heart attack?

 

[Deleted member 3990]

so another heart attack?

obesecel
CEO of Ketchup


MURICA

 

[Deleted member 3902]

@knajjd

 

[Noodlewhore]

btw I'll go to Saint Petersburg, Moscow is too expensive

 

[Deleted member 3328]

I Have to try tinder in Russia as well tbh

 

[Noodlewhore]

I Have to try tinder in Russia as well tbh

I had few match, but if you're rich girls will line up and beg for your dick