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She’s 5’9

I’m prolly 5’8 or 5’7.5

I’m js gonna say we the same height and we’ll see what happens

She’s very into me rn so idk

This will be the best test if height really matters that much
 
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Good luck boyo
 
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She’s 5’9

I’m prolly 5’8 or 5’7.5

I’m js gonna say we the same height and we’ll see what happens

She’s very into me rn so idk

This will be the best test if height really matters that much
good luck
 
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Taller girls usually don’t care as much
It’s the gremlins that do
 
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Say 5,9
Cuz when u gonna meet u gonna wear high shoes and high booster
 
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Say 5,9
Cuz when u gonna meet u gonna wear high shoes and high booster
I’m js gonna say we the same height and see what happens
 
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Taller girls usually don’t care as much
It’s the gremlins that do
most 5 feet tall girls dont care that much about height ive found, they are more chill about it. its the above average (5'6 - 5'8 and above) that tend to expect a lot taller.
 
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tag me in your presuicide thread
 
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most 5 feet tall girls dont care that much about height ive found, they are more chill about it. its the above average (5'6 - 5'8 and above) that tend to expect a lot taller.
I wouldn’t know I’m 6’
 
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i get asked almost instantly how tall am i
 
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most 5 feet tall girls dont care that much about height ive found, they are more chill about it. its the above average (5'6 - 5'8 and above) that tend to expect a lot taller.
Brutal
tag me in your presuicide thread
if it doesn’t go well I’ll js move on to another girl

Never rope
 
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Good luck boyo
good luck
Taller girls usually don’t care as much
It’s the gremlins that do
Say 5,9
Cuz when u gonna meet u gonna wear high shoes and high booster
most 5 feet tall girls dont care that much about height ive found, they are more chill about it. its the above average (5'6 - 5'8 and above) that tend to expect a lot taller.
tag me in your presuicide thread
I wouldn’t know I’m 6’
i get asked almost instantly how tall am i
She said she don’t care abt height :feelsgood:
 
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She said she don’t care abt height :feelsgood:
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She said she don’t care abt height :feelsgood:
but then you guys suddenly stop interacting and one day you find out shes getting bred by a 6'5 mogger
 
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mm but hes not that short so its not rlly the same
but still like imagine the relationship goes right and they start being regularly at eachother's places, hes obviously going to have to take his shoes off and look up at his girlfriend
 
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mm but hes not that short so its not rlly the same
but still like imagine the relationship goes right and they start being regularly at eachother's places, hes obviously going to have to take his shoes off and look up at his girlfriend
hes 5'3 lol. and got cucked when his girlfriend left him for a 6'3 guy. look up lukey mc and his ex
 
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mm but hes not that short so its not rlly the same
but still like imagine the relationship goes right and they start being regularly at eachother's places, hes obviously going to have to take his shoes off and look up at his girlfriend
oh wait i think i misundersyoof sorry, you meant @tension isnt that short my bad
 
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She’s 5’9

I’m prolly 5’8 or 5’7.5

I’m js gonna say we the same height and we’ll see what happens

She’s very into me rn so idk

This will be the best test if height really matters that much
5'9 tall foids have no place to disrespect mens height
 
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Just tell her the truth instead of lying. Less stress and damage long term
 
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or you could just lie and say you're going on a trip to florida with your friends because of a lifelong promise and get lls instead, you can get 4 inches w a single surgery so like 6'
 
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5'9 tall foids have no place to disrespect mens height
thats like the hottest height for a girl what r u talking about

How will she now react when he's under 5'8
uhm i would assume he's gonna wear thick sole shoes and height boosters, thats would make him like 5'10 at least (and the girl's gonna be around 5'10 with shoes on as well)
 
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thats like the hottest height for a girl what r u talking about


uhm i would assume he's gonna wear thick sole shoes and height boosters, thats would make him like 5'10 at least (and the girl's gonna be around 5'10 with shoes on as well)
Dont reply to me ever again i mog you
 
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uhm i would assume he's gonna wear thick sole shoes and height boosters, thats would make him like 5'10 at least (and the girl's gonna be around 5'10 with shoes on as well)
so it won't work long term
 
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Dont reply to me ever again i mog you
uhm i probably mog you but whatever you say man

Face Shape​

  • Upper Third: 33.4% (30.0-32.0%)
  • Middle Third: 32.7% (31.4-33.4%)
  • Lower Third: 33.9% (33.9-37.0%)
  • TFWHR: 1.36x (1.33-1.37x)
  • Bitemporal Width: 79.1% (86.5-92.5%)
  • FWHR: 1.87x (1.95-2.05x)
  • Midface: 1.01x (0.98-1.02x)
  • Cheekbone Height: 83.3% (83.0%-100.0%)

Eyes​

  • Brow Length: 77.0% (70.0-80.0%)
  • Eyebrow Low Setedness: 92.7% (0.0-50.0%) (mid-set)
  • Eyebrow Tilt: 8.5º (6.5-11.0º)
  • Canthal Tilt: 7.5º (6.0-7.7º)
  • ESR: 46.0% (45.7-46.8%)
  • Eye Aspect: 3.19x (3.00-3.70x)
  • Intercanthal Distance: 1.08x (0.90-1.00x)

Nose​

  • Nose Bridge to Nose Width: 2.01x (2.05-2.15x)
  • Intercanthal-Nasal Width: 0.95x (1.00-1.20x)
  • Ipsilateral Alar Angle: 88.9º (86.5-92.5º)
  • Deviation of IAA and JFA: 1.2º (0.0-2.5º)

Jaw​

  • Jaw Frontal Angle: 87.7º (86.5-92.5º)
  • Jaw Slope: 145.9º (140.0-142.5º)
  • Bigonial Width: 85.4% (87.5-91.5%)
  • Chin to Philtrum: 2.54x (2.10-2.50x)
  • Lower Third Proportion: 33.1% (31.0-33.5%)

Mouth​

  • Interpupillary-Mouth Width: 0.74x (0.80-0.90x)
  • Mouth to Nose Width: 1.41x (1.40-1.50x)
  • Lower to Upper Lip: 1.50x (1.60-1.90x)

Other​

  • Ear Protrusion: 13.2% (8.0-12.0%)
  • Neck Width: 95.2% (92.0-98.0%)

so it won't work long term
no, unless he does what i said and gets lls, you can start walking 2 weeks after surgery now thanks to the new technology they developed (pmax nail)
 
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uhm i probably mog you but whatever you say man

Face Shape​

  • Upper Third: 33.4% (30.0-32.0%)
  • Middle Third: 32.7% (31.4-33.4%)
  • Lower Third: 33.9% (33.9-37.0%)
  • TFWHR: 1.36x (1.33-1.37x)
  • Bitemporal Width: 79.1% (86.5-92.5%)
  • FWHR: 1.87x (1.95-2.05x)
  • Midface: 1.01x (0.98-1.02x)
  • Cheekbone Height: 83.3% (83.0%-100.0%)

Eyes​

  • Brow Length: 77.0% (70.0-80.0%)
  • Eyebrow Low Setedness: 92.7% (0.0-50.0%) (mid-set)
  • Eyebrow Tilt: 8.5º (6.5-11.0º)
  • Canthal Tilt: 7.5º (6.0-7.7º)
  • ESR: 46.0% (45.7-46.8%)
  • Eye Aspect: 3.19x (3.00-3.70x)
  • Intercanthal Distance: 1.08x (0.90-1.00x)

Nose​

  • Nose Bridge to Nose Width: 2.01x (2.05-2.15x)
  • Intercanthal-Nasal Width: 0.95x (1.00-1.20x)
  • Ipsilateral Alar Angle: 88.9º (86.5-92.5º)
  • Deviation of IAA and JFA: 1.2º (0.0-2.5º)

Jaw​

  • Jaw Frontal Angle: 87.7º (86.5-92.5º)
  • Jaw Slope: 145.9º (140.0-142.5º)
  • Bigonial Width: 85.4% (87.5-91.5%)
  • Chin to Philtrum: 2.54x (2.10-2.50x)
  • Lower Third Proportion: 33.1% (31.0-33.5%)

Mouth​

  • Interpupillary-Mouth Width: 0.74x (0.80-0.90x)
  • Mouth to Nose Width: 1.41x (1.40-1.50x)
  • Lower to Upper Lip: 1.50x (1.60-1.90x)

Other​

  • Ear Protrusion: 13.2% (8.0-12.0%)
  • Neck Width: 95.2% (92.0-98.0%)


no, unless he does what i said and gets lls, you can start walking 2 weeks after surgery now thanks to the new technology they developed (pmax nail)
im going to reconstruct your face and dox you
 
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im going to reconstruct your face and dox you
you would need much more information to properly reconstruct my face but that would be funny
 
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