RICO
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Reminder that Chad has women throwing themselves at him while you sit in your parents basement browsing, and jerking off.
THE PROOF
1.) Is your chapped dick from masturbation? YES
2.)Are you a blast and fun to hang out with? NO
3.)Do people go out to clubs or parties with you? NO
4.) Do you pump and dump sluts? NO
5.)Are you a bad looking guy or a manlet or any sort of fucked up physical shit? YES
6.)Are you too autistic to actually make any friend groups/find places to hang out? YES
7.) Much more comfy to hide in your room? YES
8.)Are you dirty, with poor personal hygiene? YES
9.)Do you bathe/shower and brush your teeth/floss daily? NO
10.)is your room a filthy shit hole? YES
11.)Are you a chad? NO
Chad didn't have to try or do anything for his success, he just has to exists.
Chad already owns a business. Every single chad I know gets given unjustifiably high positions at companies, businesses advertising apparel on social media, everything. He is an entrepreneur, even though it was some other group that probably begged him to set up his company and paid the startup costs and ran it and everything. All just to have him as a figurehead.
What things do you have that CHAD doesn't have? Your Virginity.
Chad is muscular? You get muscular. People will make fun of you, and say you looked like a freak.
People literally dont care about anything except looks. You have literally done everything chads do, only to get ridiculed and shamed over it. Meanwhile chad gets praised.
Chad backpacks through europe and south America and goes hiking? You went backpacking and hiking in the chilean andes and the austrian alps. Chad got praised
They will say "wow... chad is so adventurous, industrious, AMAZING, brave!"
You will be ridiculed and stomped on
They will say about you "fucking creep. You went to south america to rape vulnerable women!"
all because of a dice-roll at conception. get over it, don't let it make you angry or let apathy fill you.
How much longer till you demand the best of yourself?
THE PROOF
1.) Is your chapped dick from masturbation? YES
2.)Are you a blast and fun to hang out with? NO
3.)Do people go out to clubs or parties with you? NO
4.) Do you pump and dump sluts? NO
5.)Are you a bad looking guy or a manlet or any sort of fucked up physical shit? YES
6.)Are you too autistic to actually make any friend groups/find places to hang out? YES
7.) Much more comfy to hide in your room? YES
8.)Are you dirty, with poor personal hygiene? YES
9.)Do you bathe/shower and brush your teeth/floss daily? NO
10.)is your room a filthy shit hole? YES
11.)Are you a chad? NO
Chad didn't have to try or do anything for his success, he just has to exists.
Chad already owns a business. Every single chad I know gets given unjustifiably high positions at companies, businesses advertising apparel on social media, everything. He is an entrepreneur, even though it was some other group that probably begged him to set up his company and paid the startup costs and ran it and everything. All just to have him as a figurehead.
What things do you have that CHAD doesn't have? Your Virginity.
Chad is muscular? You get muscular. People will make fun of you, and say you looked like a freak.
People literally dont care about anything except looks. You have literally done everything chads do, only to get ridiculed and shamed over it. Meanwhile chad gets praised.
Chad backpacks through europe and south America and goes hiking? You went backpacking and hiking in the chilean andes and the austrian alps. Chad got praised
They will say "wow... chad is so adventurous, industrious, AMAZING, brave!"
You will be ridiculed and stomped on
They will say about you "fucking creep. You went to south america to rape vulnerable women!"
all because of a dice-roll at conception. get over it, don't let it make you angry or let apathy fill you.
How much longer till you demand the best of yourself?