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Today my mom left my 1 year old desert tortoise outside in our backyard so she could get some sun. These little guys are cold blooded obviously so they need plenty of warmth and heat to grow and not die, so this in and of itself was not a stupid idea. But here's where my mom fucking fucked up.
1. It's warm enough in our house where she is so doing this is not necessary
2. It's hotter than the girl in @Toth's thot 's avi outside so in other words you could cook your own fucking nutsack on the goddamn pavement
3. MY MOM FORGOT SHE LEFT HER OUT THERE FOR TWO FUCKING HOURS AND LOST HER
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FORGET? MY MOM PUT HER OUT THERE AND JUST WENT BACK INSIDE AND HOPPED ON THE COMPUTER AND GODDAMN FORGOT MY TORTOISE WAS OUT THERE. I MEAN, WE FEED HER EVERY DAY, HOW COULD YOU FORGET? AND YOU"RE SUPPOSED TO WATCH OVER HER WTFFFFF
mom came to me like 20 minutes ago and told me that she left her outside and now DOESN'T KNOW WHERE SHE IS, AND THAT ITS BEEN TWO HOURS. i almost went ER (in titanfall 2) right then and there, and her, me, and some friends in the neighborhood came and looked for her. my backyard is big and there's lots of rocks everywhere and she's a little fucking tortoise, so looking for her was a nightmare, we look for what feels like forever.
right before i was about to walk into my house and start destroying EVERYTHING, neighbor who came to help us look for her FINDS her under a rock. the dopamine rush is unreal and we thank him. thank jesus/mohammad
tl;dr for the dn rd faggots: my mom left my tortoise outside and forgot about her for two fuckin hours, LOST her, and neighbors helped find her.
@Lev Peshkov @Toth's thot @inceletto @Britishlooksmaxxer @malignant @wasted @Ritalincel @alexjones @sytyl @anyone who might give a shit
1. It's warm enough in our house where she is so doing this is not necessary
2. It's hotter than the girl in @Toth's thot 's avi outside so in other words you could cook your own fucking nutsack on the goddamn pavement
3. MY MOM FORGOT SHE LEFT HER OUT THERE FOR TWO FUCKING HOURS AND LOST HER
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FORGET? MY MOM PUT HER OUT THERE AND JUST WENT BACK INSIDE AND HOPPED ON THE COMPUTER AND GODDAMN FORGOT MY TORTOISE WAS OUT THERE. I MEAN, WE FEED HER EVERY DAY, HOW COULD YOU FORGET? AND YOU"RE SUPPOSED TO WATCH OVER HER WTFFFFF
mom came to me like 20 minutes ago and told me that she left her outside and now DOESN'T KNOW WHERE SHE IS, AND THAT ITS BEEN TWO HOURS. i almost went ER (in titanfall 2) right then and there, and her, me, and some friends in the neighborhood came and looked for her. my backyard is big and there's lots of rocks everywhere and she's a little fucking tortoise, so looking for her was a nightmare, we look for what feels like forever.
right before i was about to walk into my house and start destroying EVERYTHING, neighbor who came to help us look for her FINDS her under a rock. the dopamine rush is unreal and we thank him. thank jesus/mohammad
tl;dr for the dn rd faggots: my mom left my tortoise outside and forgot about her for two fuckin hours, LOST her, and neighbors helped find her.
@Lev Peshkov @Toth's thot @inceletto @Britishlooksmaxxer @malignant @wasted @Ritalincel @alexjones @sytyl @anyone who might give a shit
