Absolutely INSANE method (unpatched)

[scrunchables]

First, you gotta put yourself in a near-death state, to the point that your life is flashing before your eyes

Your favorite porn video might show up in those frames. Watch out for that and make note of it

Finally, stop dying and look up that video and enjoy the goon sesh

 

[Suimaxxer]

What if i start gooning while im dying?

 

[scrunchables]

You'll be flicker gooning by the end of it 100%

 

[scrunchables]

What if i start gooning while im dying?

That's how you reach nirvana and ascend past the mortal plane

Trust me I asked Buddha and this is how it actually works, it's why nobody has achieved it yet